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2021-03-01 7:38:39 AM  
HOTY
 
2021-03-01 7:45:42 AM  
It's only a model...
 
2021-03-01 8:18:14 AM  
Why can I upvote this only once?
 
2021-03-01 8:27:51 AM  
Headline lacks spanking.

/and oral sex!
 
2021-03-01 8:54:05 AM  
It's
 
2021-03-01 8:55:12 AM  

Outshined_One: It's only a model...


shhh.
 
2021-03-01 9:11:52 AM  
Royal busts nuts in castle for award winning pussy?
/I'm terrible at emoji headlines.
 
2021-03-01 9:12:09 AM  
+1 for Subby.
 
2021-03-01 9:13:46 AM  
Fantastic headline!

FTA:

"Hence, his Watchmen is a lovingly vivid, gorgeously rendered adaptation of the classic Alan Moore graphic novel...."

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2021-03-01 9:17:26 AM  
💧 👩 🖐 🗡
 
2021-03-01 9:17:50 AM  

swankywanky: Fantastic headline!

FTA:

"Hence, his Watchmen is a lovingly vivid, gorgeously rendered adaptation of the classic Alan Moore graphic novel...."

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The opening credits, absolutely.

The rest, not so much.
 
2021-03-01 9:18:08 AM  
The Pellet with the Poison's in the Vessel with the Pestle - The Court (7/9) Movie CLIP (1956) HD
Youtube TJ9f2rnjB84
 
2021-03-01 9:18:55 AM  
Zack Snyder looks set to pull the sword from the franchise stone
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We live in a world where Excalibur was filmed. No other King Arthur movies needed, kthnxbye
 
2021-03-01 9:20:38 AM  
extended version
Danny Kaye - "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle" - The Court Jester (1955)
Youtube WzmnSyqv37A
 
2021-03-01 9:23:16 AM  
Zack Snyder has made two movies that I really liked: Dawn of the Dead and 300.

I think that was due more to the writer (James Gunn for the first, Kurt Johnstad for the second) and actors in both cases.
 
2021-03-01 9:30:09 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Zack Snyder has made two movies that I really liked: Dawn of the Dead and 300.


Word. Dawn of the Dead was before he lost his mind with the over-stylized bullshiat. And there was Sarah Polly.

As for Hollywood messing up characters, I would add Lex Luthor and Two Face.
 
2021-03-01 9:32:38 AM  

Boojum2k: Zack Snyder looks set to pull the sword from the franchise stone
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/We live in a world where Excalibur was filmed. No other King Arthur movies needed, kthnxbye


Excalibur (1981) - Arthur's Knighthood Scene (1/10) | Movieclips
Youtube XAIeh0YarFs

This is one of my favorite scenes, not just from Excalibur- of any film, period.
 
2021-03-01 9:33:54 AM  
You know what?  Give him Camelot 3000 and let him go wild.  I'd be interested to see the result.
 
2021-03-01 9:36:06 AM  

Mugato: Incorrigible Astronaut: Zack Snyder has made two movies that I really liked: Dawn of the Dead and 300.

Word. Dawn of the Dead was before he lost his mind with the over-stylized bullshiat. And there was Sarah Polly.

As for Hollywood messing up characters, I would add Lex Luthor and Two Face.


Exactly. Phil Dunphy as an over-sexed douchebag is great, too.

300 works well largely because Gerard Butler leans hard into his performance- I don't think it would've worked nearly as well without him, as evidenced by the awful sequel.
 
2021-03-01 9:39:16 AM  
How do you mention the performances in Excalibur but leave out Nicol Williamson's Merlin?
 
2021-03-01 9:45:22 AM  
I would also recommend avoiding Netflix's Cursed, despite the top-heavy protagonist.
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2021-03-01 10:24:45 AM  

Boojum2k: Zack Snyder looks set to pull the sword from the franchise stone
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/We live in a world where Excalibur was filmed. No other King Arthur movies needed, kthnxbye


Um, including headline reference?
 
2021-03-01 10:25:47 AM  

toddalmighty: HOTY


With emoticons?!
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2021-03-01 10:36:13 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Boojum2k: Zack Snyder looks set to pull the sword from the franchise stone
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/We live in a world where Excalibur was filmed. No other King Arthur movies needed, kthnxbye

Um, including headline reference?


Monty Python is an exception to every rule. Including that one.
 
2021-03-01 10:37:09 AM  

Outshined_One: swankywanky: Fantastic headline!

FTA:

"Hence, his Watchmen is a lovingly vivid, gorgeously rendered adaptation of the classic Alan Moore graphic novel...."

[i.imgur.com image 600x315]

The opening credits, absolutely.

The rest, not so much.


At least half the cast was really good - Rorschach and The Comedien were perfect IMHO.
 
2021-03-01 10:39:09 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Outshined_One: swankywanky: Fantastic headline!

FTA:

"Hence, his Watchmen is a lovingly vivid, gorgeously rendered adaptation of the classic Alan Moore graphic novel...."

[i.imgur.com image 600x315]

The opening credits, absolutely.

The rest, not so much.

At least half the cast was really good - Rorschach and The Comedien were perfect IMHO.


But Lower Manhattan stole every scene it made an appearance in.
 
2021-03-01 10:43:50 AM  

Boojum2k: RogueWallEnthusiast: Outshined_One: swankywanky: Fantastic headline!

FTA:

"Hence, his Watchmen is a lovingly vivid, gorgeously rendered adaptation of the classic Alan Moore graphic novel...."

[i.imgur.com image 600x315]

The opening credits, absolutely.

The rest, not so much.

At least half the cast was really good - Rorschach and The Comedien were perfect IMHO.

But Lower Manhattan stole every scene it made an appearance in.


Everyone wants to see the Smurf dong.  Look at it.  LOOK AT IT!
 
2021-03-01 10:46:43 AM  

Mugato: As for Hollywood messing up characters,


Dude, we can be hear all week with that.
 
2021-03-01 10:56:39 AM  
It's kind of a weird suggestion to stick close to the original source material since their isn't an original source.  Arthurian stories were written over centuries and in several languages, and they differ quite a bit from each other.  Even weirder is the criticism that the 2004 film wasn't close to "actual historical events."  We don't even know if King Arthur was a real person, let alone what he actually historically did.
 
2021-03-01 11:14:50 AM  

tom baker's scarf: extended version
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WzmnSyqv​37A]


that's all, folks
 
2021-03-01 11:40:10 AM  

Xythero: It's kind of a weird suggestion to stick close to the original source material since their isn't an original source.  Arthurian stories were written over centuries and in several languages, and they differ quite a bit from each other.  Even weirder is the criticism that the 2004 film wasn't close to "actual historical events."  We don't even know if King Arthur was a real person, let alone what he actually historically did.


King Arthur is a post roman character.  Getting the garb correct  is like 90% of the nerds' concern.  Everything else is gravy.

Personally, my favorite adaptation was a book by Robert Asprin where Arthur is a time traveling police detective quantum leaping into a man in the past to catch a modern day terrorist doing the same.
 
2021-03-01 11:44:35 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: How do you mention the performances in Excalibur but leave out Nicol Williamson's Merlin?


Or the fact that he and Helen Mirren despised each other. It really helped their performances.
 
2021-03-01 11:51:29 AM  
Arthur will be transgender, Lizzo will play wizard Mar'lin and say "oh no you didn't" 537 times. Garey Oldman will play "evil" innocent wizzard Morange
 
2021-03-01 11:55:57 AM  

Xythero: It's kind of a weird suggestion to stick close to the original source material since their isn't an original source.  Arthurian stories were written over centuries and in several languages, and they differ quite a bit from each other.  Even weirder is the criticism that the 2004 film wasn't close to "actual historical events."  We don't even know if King Arthur was a real person, let alone what he actually historically did.


Marion Zimmer Bradley wrote the definitive Author.  You would know this if your had any education.
 
2021-03-01 11:58:35 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: How do you mention the performances in Excalibur but leave out Nicol Williamson's Merlin?


"Because it is the DOOM of men that they forGEHHHT!"
 
2021-03-01 12:00:46 PM  

edip1976: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: How do you mention the performances in Excalibur but leave out Nicol Williamson's Merlin?

"Because it is the DOOM of men that they forGEHHHT!"


Easiest role of his career. He just sat back and let the real Merlin do the scenes.
 
2021-03-01 12:06:42 PM  

Boojum2k: edip1976: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: How do you mention the performances in Excalibur but leave out Nicol Williamson's Merlin?

"Because it is the DOOM of men that they forGEHHHT!"

Easiest role of his career. He just sat back and let the real Merlin do the scenes.


That man could chew scenery like he hadn't eaten in months but sweet Jesus he did it well! Just found out last week that he did an audiobook version of the Mary Stewart "Merlin" trilogy.
 
2021-03-01 12:13:29 PM  

LewDux: Arthur will be transgender, Lizzo will play wizard Mar'lin and say "oh no you didn't" 537 times. Garey Oldman will play "evil" innocent wizzard Morange


Have you ever seen a Zack Snyder film?
 
2021-03-01 12:26:30 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Mugato: Incorrigible Astronaut: Zack Snyder has made two movies that I really liked: Dawn of the Dead and 300.

Word. Dawn of the Dead was before he lost his mind with the over-stylized bullshiat. And there was Sarah Polly.

As for Hollywood messing up characters, I would add Lex Luthor and Two Face.

Exactly. Phil Dunphy as an over-sexed douchebag is great, too.

300 works well largely because Gerard Butler leans hard into his performance- I don't think it would've worked nearly as well without him, as evidenced by the awful sequel.


Well 300 was sort of supposed to be a music video/VFX student demo reel. That doesn't mean all his films had to be like that.
 
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2021-03-01 1:06:07 PM  

Dr.Fey: 💧 👩 🖐 🗡


Watery tart threw a sword?
 
2021-03-01 1:50:19 PM  

Boojum2k: Zack Snyder looks set to pull the sword from the franchise stone
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/We live in a world where Excalibur was filmed. No other King Arthur movies needed, kthnxbye


That was the most hilarious movie I've seen where there were literally no jokes in the script. Everybody chewed the scenery, frankly ridiculous lines were delivered earnestly, every bit of dialogue was either *whispered* or SCREAMED!!!, plus, Helen Mirren's thingies.

I think Hollywood gets it wrong so much because they focus on the righteous chivalry part and the characters end up one-dimensional and kinda lame. Or they do whatever TF that Clive Owen monstrosity was.
 
2021-03-01 1:56:41 PM  
Because none of them ever bothered to read Le Morte d'Arthur or  Idylls of the King?
 
2021-03-01 2:32:58 PM  
They could do Mists of Avalon.

Added bonus. It would piss off the incels.
 
2021-03-01 3:23:19 PM  

Flappyhead: LewDux: Arthur will be transgender, Lizzo will play wizard Mar'lin and say "oh no you didn't" 537 times. Garey Oldman will play "evil" innocent wizzard Morange

Have you ever seen a Zack Snyder film?


I don't participate in #acting scam. They literally lure money from people by pretending to be someone else. Wake up sheeple
 
2021-03-01 4:17:34 PM  

LewDux: Arthur will be transgender, Lizzo will play wizard Mar'lin and say "oh no you didn't" 537 times. Garey Oldman will play "evil" innocent wizzard Morange


That sounds more entertaining than all depictions of King Arthur, minus Monty Python.
 
2021-03-01 5:13:59 PM  

Ragin' Asian: They could do Mists of Avalon.

Added bonus. It would piss off the incels.


*tilts head*  Is it because all the female characters are stronger than the male ones?
 
2021-03-01 5:39:18 PM  
Having read Le Morte D'Arthur (in FRENCH), taken 1 1/2 years of European History, and wrote a 50-page term paper on the distaff attributions of both Justinianism and Druidic Beaker/Pict Paganism towards the Arthurian epics... Honestly...

...Just do Prince Valiant. Hal was a GOD for his Historical knowledge... and he grasped why the Britons kind of LIKED having the Danish Angles around... it kept the REAL pieces of work away from Albion (as it was) - Goths, Hinterland Huns and Franks.
 
2021-03-01 6:01:25 PM  
Hot take, Amazon's Wheel of Time is going to be a better Arthur adaptation than most of the stuff cited in the article.
 
2021-03-01 7:41:53 PM  

Moroning: Ragin' Asian: They could do Mists of Avalon.

Added bonus. It would piss off the incels.

*tilts head*  Is it because all the female characters are stronger than the male ones?


Even in the original stories, it was Guinevere. Igraine, and Morgan who brought down the strongest kings and knights, so yeah.
 
2021-03-01 10:08:29 PM  
Can't have King Arthur without Monty Python references. NTTAWWT.
 
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