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(Guardian)   Change your life with Haitian mamba peanut butter, Sichuan preserved cooked fungus, or banana ketchup. Didn't say change for the better   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Hot sauce, Chicken, Jamaican jerk spice, Scotch bonnet, Chili pepper, Ketchup, Sauce, Sambal  
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2021-03-01 12:13:54 PM  
4 votes:

casual disregard: palelizard: Maggi's okay, Crystal hot sauce is a decent hot sauce without being wow, and I'm pretty sure I've had Walkerswood jerk sauce and wasn't impressed.

If I don't feel like I'm about to pass out then it's not hot.

If it's a tenth of that strength then it will destroy my colon and anus.

/wish i could still handle the hot stuff
//feels good going in, feels like heck going out


Crystal's probably not the hot sauce for you then. For folks with lower heat tolerance, it does a reasonable job of adding some warmth without changing the flavor much.
 
2021-03-01 11:42:46 AM  
3 votes:

palelizard: Maggi's okay, Crystal hot sauce is a decent hot sauce without being wow, and I'm pretty sure I've had Walkerswood jerk sauce and wasn't impressed.


If I don't feel like I'm about to pass out then it's not hot.

If it's a tenth of that strength then it will destroy my colon and anus.

/wish i could still handle the hot stuff
//feels good going in, feels like heck going out
 
2021-03-01 5:12:25 PM  
2 votes:

rosekolodny: HairBolus: > Haitian mamba peanut butter
From burger topping and fruit dip to east Asian noodle dressings, the world uses peanut butter in many ways beyond spreading it on toast. The owner of Caribé restaurant in London, Keshia Sakarah, makes her own mamba. "It's an amazing sweet, spicy Haitian recipe that has scotch bonnet in it," she says.

I've got various nut butters, hot pepper sauces and powders, and sugars.
Its easy to combine them for a particular use.

I guess in a restaurant making a batch might make sense, but at home it would be something that has to be used up.

I would straight-up eat that stuff with a spoon.


Mamba is out of this world...peanut butter for grownups!!!!
 
2021-03-01 3:26:44 PM  
2 votes:
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Ohhhh yeah!
 
2021-03-01 1:10:10 PM  
2 votes:
> Haitian mamba peanut butter
From burger topping and fruit dip to east Asian noodle dressings, the world uses peanut butter in many ways beyond spreading it on toast. The owner of Caribé restaurant in London, Keshia Sakarah, makes her own mamba. "It's an amazing sweet, spicy Haitian recipe that has scotch bonnet in it," she says.


I've got various nut butters, hot pepper sauces and powders, and sugars.
Its easy to combine them for a particular use.

I guess in a restaurant making a batch might make sense, but at home it would be something that has to be used up.
 
2021-03-01 12:49:51 PM  
2 votes:
Not sure why Crystal is on that list.  It's boring AF.

I get down with the other umami bombs tho.
 
2021-03-01 4:06:43 PM  
1 vote:
Mujdei, Yassa and Zhoug all sound interesting.

I already have 1kg of white miso paste in my freezer, and another 1kg of doenjang and ssamjang en-frigo. plus 3 bottles of kewpie mayo. but, hey TFA, at least you tried?

I do need to restock on fermented black bean sauce, not sure I ever had the laoganma version and more than a couple farkers have brought up that brand in last couple weeks, so that's on my list.

surprised there was no mention of:
- gochujang
- taberu ra~yu
- 7 brazillion other tasty things
 
2021-03-01 3:57:47 PM  
1 vote:
maggi is ok for what it is. nice to have, I know some families who swear by it and keep on hand as a necessity, I can live without it.

what do I keep on hand at all times? 7-spice, FTFA even. some in a ceramic grinder, to really get up in those areas. do yourself a favor and save a few bucks - the tiny glass bottles are cute to have, but 330g is only $8-9.

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2021-03-01 3:32:17 PM  
1 vote:

tintar: rosekolodny: Not sure why Crystal is on that list.  It's boring AF.

I get down with the other umami bombs tho.

crystal is fine... for what it is. which is not saying much. or franks, or tabasco, or 1000 others. (I know people have their own personal strong preference on the matter, but to me they're all similar enough it doesn't matter) - but even moreso yeah agreed, why's it on this list exactly?

(also what's that stuff you mentioned not too long ago, I did get all the ingredients but have yet to make... Muhammara?)


Yep!  Do the Chef John recipe.  It's one of those vegetarian foods that will make anyone forget about meat.
 
2021-03-01 1:31:12 PM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: Not sure why Crystal is on that list.  It's boring AF.

I get down with the other umami bombs tho.


I love Crystal. It's just not as aggressive as so many hot sauces out there now.
 
2021-03-01 1:24:06 PM  
1 vote:
Banana ketchup is awesome, and makes better spaghetti than it should.
 
2021-03-01 1:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

HairBolus: > Haitian mamba peanut butter
From burger topping and fruit dip to east Asian noodle dressings, the world uses peanut butter in many ways beyond spreading it on toast. The owner of Caribé restaurant in London, Keshia Sakarah, makes her own mamba. "It's an amazing sweet, spicy Haitian recipe that has scotch bonnet in it," she says.

I've got various nut butters, hot pepper sauces and powders, and sugars.
Its easy to combine them for a particular use.

I guess in a restaurant making a batch might make sense, but at home it would be something that has to be used up.


I would straight-up eat that stuff with a spoon.
 
2021-03-01 12:45:25 PM  
1 vote:
Of that list, I've only had Crystal's. I've been collecting hot sauces and the like during the pandemic, and banana ketchup is something I'm aware of, but have never tried. Is it any good? What's the flavour profile?
 
2021-03-01 11:54:23 AM  
1 vote:
I have not had any of those, I'm not sure if I'm really missing out
 
2021-03-01 11:16:43 AM  
1 vote:
Maggi's okay, Crystal hot sauce is a decent hot sauce without being wow, and I'm pretty sure I've had Walkerswood jerk sauce and wasn't impressed.
 
2021-03-01 9:43:24 AM  
1 vote:
shiato.  Heh, heh heh.
 
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