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2021-02-28 11:57:58 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-03-01 1:17:47 AM  
That's sad. Assuming it is possible, it's going to take years to deprogram our Qrange-worshipping cultists.
 
2021-03-01 1:27:24 AM  

Jackal_N: That's sad. Assuming it is possible, it's going to take years to deprogram our Qrange-worshipping cultists.


And it isn't just GQP cult members not understanding their religion, they don't understand democracy.
 
2021-03-01 2:04:09 AM  
#saveourchilren? Is your chilren broken? Did it run out of covfefe?
 
2021-03-01 3:04:36 AM  
Spot on.
 
2021-03-01 3:29:19 AM  
I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?
 
2021-03-01 4:06:43 AM  

EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?


She's reacting. She ganked someone else's content and is using it build likes.
 
2021-03-01 4:43:36 AM  

EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?


She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.
 
2021-03-01 5:19:37 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.


Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?
 
2021-03-01 5:28:00 AM  

EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?


Tik Tok's formatting is set up that the person on the left is "replying" to the person on the right.
 
2021-03-01 6:04:38 AM  

Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?


Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?
 
2021-03-01 6:19:43 AM  

ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?


Seriously.
People who do that would be the type to sit online and debate whether or not you should put pineapple on pizza.
 
2021-03-01 6:25:56 AM  

ltnor: Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?


Especially to communicate with mostly typed words in a format that has barely changed since the myspace days...
 
2021-03-01 8:05:27 AM  

Jackal_N: That's sad. Assuming it is possible, it's going to take years to deprogram our Qrange-worshipping cultists.


...they came pre-primed to worship Trump, from the evangelicals who've been building to this moment for 50 years...this isn't going to end until evangelicalism is rooted out, and thanks to our own worship of a 230-year-old piece of paper, that ain't happening any time soon...
 
2021-03-01 8:11:28 AM  
WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM
 
2021-03-01 8:11:51 AM  
I'm old enough to remember republicans claiming democrats worshipped Obama as a deity because we......still had the "Hope" poster after the election was over....

And they also claimed that was a bad thing....
 
2021-03-01 8:12:47 AM  
It's what they've been taught.

Jesus Camp Extract Praise Bush
Youtube fxdt_f0hwUg
 
2021-03-01 8:13:53 AM  

Snapper Carr: It's what they've been taught.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fxdt_f0h​wUg]


I've been wondering how many of those kids from Jesus Camp were at the capitol on Jan 6.
 
2021-03-01 8:14:08 AM  

Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM


..because it can't be hosted on zombo.com
 
2021-03-01 8:15:05 AM  

ralanprod: ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?

Seriously.
People who do that would be the type to sit online and debate whether or not you should put pineapple on pizza.


But I *like* pizza with pineapple!

/ pet peive...
 
2021-03-01 8:15:57 AM  

The Bestest: Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM

..because it can't be hosted on zombo.com


Liar!  You can do anything on zombo com.
 
2021-03-01 8:16:34 AM  

ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?


I came here to have a good time and honestly, I'm feeling very attacked right now.
 
2021-03-01 8:16:48 AM  

ralanprod: ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?

Seriously.
People who do that would be the type to sit online and debate whether or not you should put pineapple on pizza.


See, this the kind of blind unnuanced arguing that only supports the right wing. You can't made broad blanket statements with no qualifiers without risking looking like an idiot.

Pineapples are not the problem on Hawaiian Pizza. It's combining a sweet component with a bland protein, on a soft flavor cheese. Pineapple works with ham when it's smoked and roasted, but served WITH sides that bring more acid or spice. Pineapple on ham with mash potatoes sucks, as well.

Use pineapple and pepperoni, or pineapple with spicy sausage, and suddenly you have a savory spicy meat with a soft cheese and a sweet component and it's delicious.

You people who think you hate pineapple pizza probably just don't like bland sweet pizza with no contrast, but it's the ham that is causing the problem.

Free your mind, sheeple.
 
2021-03-01 8:17:25 AM  

LarrySouth: ralanprod: ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?

Seriously.
People who do that would be the type to sit online and debate whether or not you should put pineapple on pizza.

But I *like* pizza with pineapple!

/ pet peive...


[AOL]
me too
[/AOL]
 
2021-03-01 8:18:21 AM  
Holy crap - that was good!
 
2021-03-01 8:18:40 AM  
This only makes it funnier to remember how the right kept hammering on they thought the libby libs saw Barry as the messiah.  iMax makin' record profits.
 
2021-03-01 8:18:42 AM  

Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-01 8:18:45 AM  

The Bestest: Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM

..because it can't be hosted on zombo.com


I was led to believe that you could do anything at zombo.com

World. View. Shattered.
 
2021-03-01 8:19:52 AM  

Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM


Because this is fark's idea of "news".
 
2021-03-01 8:20:37 AM  

Chromium_One: This only makes it funnier to remember how the right kept hammering on they thought the libby libs saw Barry as the messiah.  iMax makin' record profits.


Let's also keep in mind this all came after the GOP spent six months treating Sarah Palin as their messiah...
 
2021-03-01 8:20:50 AM  

Mr Guy: Use pineapple and pepperoni, or pineapple with spicy sausage, and suddenly you have a savory spicy meat with a soft cheese and a sweet component and it's delicious.


I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

What's the verdict on roasted red pepper with that pineapple and pepperoni?
 
2021-03-01 8:21:16 AM  

Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2021-03-01 8:21:39 AM  
"When Biden does things we don't approve of, we are capable of critiquing him."

Not if Fark Democrats are anything to go by. Critiquing Democrats gets you accused of being a Republican, even if you have criticized Republicans way more than Democrats.
 
2021-03-01 8:21:55 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Jackal_N: That's sad. Assuming it is possible, it's going to take years to deprogram our Qrange-worshipping cultists.

And it isn't just GQP cult members not understanding their religion, they don't understand democracy.



They understand democracy.  They just hate it.

You want to talk about deprogramming?  Let's deprogram liberals from the idea that conservatism is a byproduct of stupidity rather than hate.
 
2021-03-01 8:23:13 AM  

Mr Guy: ralanprod: ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?

Seriously.
People who do that would be the type to sit online and debate whether or not you should put pineapple on pizza.

See, this the kind of blind unnuanced arguing that only supports the right wing. You can't made broad blanket statements with no qualifiers without risking looking like an idiot.

Pineapples are not the problem on Hawaiian Pizza. It's combining a sweet component with a bland protein, on a soft flavor cheese. Pineapple works with ham when it's smoked and roasted, but served WITH sides that bring more acid or spice. Pineapple on ham with mash potatoes sucks, as well.

Use pineapple and pepperoni, or pineapple with spicy sausage, and suddenly you have a savory spicy meat with a soft cheese and a sweet component and it's delicious.

You people who think you hate pineapple pizza probably just don't like bland sweet pizza with no contrast, but it's the ham that is causing the problem.

Free your mind, sheeple.


Pineapple fajitas are the way, the truth and the light.
 
2021-03-01 8:23:20 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM
[Fark user image 850x631]


Sigh...

*zip*
 
2021-03-01 8:24:22 AM  

UngaBeat: communicate with mostly typed words in a format that has barely changed since the myspace days...


You'll get over it.
 
2021-03-01 8:25:28 AM  
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2021-03-01 8:25:57 AM  

Elliot8654: I'm old enough to remember republicans claiming democrats worshipped Obama as a deity because we......still had the "Hope" poster after the election was over....

And they also claimed that was a bad thing....


Wow.
That's OLD.
 
2021-03-01 8:25:59 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: GreatGlavinsGhost: Jackal_N: That's sad. Assuming it is possible, it's going to take years to deprogram our Qrange-worshipping cultists.

And it isn't just GQP cult members not understanding their religion, they don't understand democracy.


They understand democracy.  They just hate it.

You want to talk about deprogramming?  Let's deprogram liberals from the idea that conservatism is a byproduct of stupidity rather than hate.


Hate is also a by-product of stupidity.
 
2021-03-01 8:26:14 AM  

Koodz: Mr Guy: Use pineapple and pepperoni, or pineapple with spicy sausage, and suddenly you have a savory spicy meat with a soft cheese and a sweet component and it's delicious.

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

What's the verdict on roasted red pepper with that pineapple and pepperoni?


Sounds good but you'd want to balance the amount, so it doesn't go too sweet. You could add red pepper flakes or Sriracha to keep the balance if necessary.

For anyone doubting me, remember what you put on roast pork and pineapple: mace, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove and allspice.

Holiday flavors are just acknowledging you can take sweet and make it savory with enough spice, but those spices go well with onion and garlic, but less so with oregano and basil, so we use pepper spices instead.

//Disclaimer: raised in East NC so the proper use of pork is religious
 
2021-03-01 8:26:20 AM  

omg bbq: Epoch_Zero: WHY AM I LOOKING AT A TICTOC VIDEO, POSTED ON TWITTER, FEATURED ON FARK DOTCOM

Because this is fark's idea of "news".


"It's not news it's Fark."
 
2021-03-01 8:26:43 AM  
To those who are hopeful these GQP folks will be de-programmed anytime soon, sorry, it ain't happening.  The fat orange turd being denied oxygen isn't helping, the death of El Rushbo is scattering his listeners to more extreme views, and Faux News still exists.
 
2021-03-01 8:27:31 AM  

havocmike: Mr Guy: ralanprod: ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?

Seriously.
People who do that would be the type to sit online and debate whether or not you should put pineapple on pizza.

See, this the kind of blind unnuanced arguing that only supports the right wing. You can't made broad blanket statements with no qualifiers without risking looking like an idiot.

Pineapples are not the problem on Hawaiian Pizza. It's combining a sweet component with a bland protein, on a soft flavor cheese. Pineapple works with ham when it's smoked and roasted, but served WITH sides that bring more acid or spice. Pineapple on ham with mash potatoes sucks, as well.

Use pineapple and pepperoni, or pineapple with spicy sausage, and suddenly you have a savory spicy meat with a soft cheese and a sweet component and it's delicious.

You people who think you hate pineapple pizza probably just don't like bland sweet pizza with no contrast, but it's the ham that is causing the problem.

Free your mind, sheeple.

Pineapple fajitas are the way, the truth and the light.


Fark pineapple...  That shiates nasty
 
2021-03-01 8:27:37 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: GreatGlavinsGhost: Jackal_N: That's sad. Assuming it is possible, it's going to take years to deprogram our Qrange-worshipping cultists.

And it isn't just GQP cult members not understanding their religion, they don't understand democracy.


They understand democracy.  They just hate it.

You want to talk about deprogramming?  Let's deprogram liberals from the idea that conservatism is a byproduct of stupidity rather than hate.


Personally, I think there are the stupid, the hateful, and the ones that are both stupid and hateful.

Anyone who thinks that the supporters of any party are a unified homogeneous blob is incorrect.

/left leaning libertarian
 
2021-03-01 8:28:02 AM  
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2021-03-01 8:28:18 AM  

havocmike: Mr Guy: ralanprod: ltnor: Gordon Bennett: GreatGlavinsGhost: EvilEgg: I agree, but why is the black woman in the video?

She's a Tik Tok aggregator.

Soon it will cost $5/month to watch her reaction videos.

Who would pay $5/month for an aggregator?

Only sad, lonely people. Could you imagine how pathetic it would be if the payed $10 a month?

Seriously.
People who do that would be the type to sit online and debate whether or not you should put pineapple on pizza.

See, this the kind of blind unnuanced arguing that only supports the right wing. You can't made broad blanket statements with no qualifiers without risking looking like an idiot.

Pineapples are not the problem on Hawaiian Pizza. It's combining a sweet component with a bland protein, on a soft flavor cheese. Pineapple works with ham when it's smoked and roasted, but served WITH sides that bring more acid or spice. Pineapple on ham with mash potatoes sucks, as well.

Use pineapple and pepperoni, or pineapple with spicy sausage, and suddenly you have a savory spicy meat with a soft cheese and a sweet component and it's delicious.

You people who think you hate pineapple pizza probably just don't like bland sweet pizza with no contrast, but it's the ham that is causing the problem.

Free your mind, sheeple.

Pineapple fajitas are the way, the truth and the light.


I like the box meal kits for trying new foods, and I found due to Hello Fresh that fresh pineapple salsa is ridiculous on tacos, pork or chicken, but just chopping pineapple and mixing it with hot salsa from the jar is surprisingly good, as well.
 
2021-03-01 8:28:33 AM  
I work with the rarest pokemon moderate Republicans. They are all sensible, two of them owned businesses and are since retired. One of them was my partner during elections and he's unfortunately leaving to go work for the inspection dept.

I also work with str8 up Trumpulblicans. They are some of the most racist ass sexist homophobic anti muslim maniacs I've ever met.

In a casual conversation I mumbled something about slowing down the birth rate to get stuff under control and one guy sincerely asked me if I wanted to kill babies.

Thats who worship trump and why I'm proud and sometimes go out of my way to mention I voted for Biden/Harris
 
2021-03-01 8:30:02 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: "When Biden does things we don't approve of, we are capable of critiquing him."

Not if Fark Democrats are anything to go by. Critiquing Democrats gets you accused of being a Republican, even if you have criticized Republicans way more than Democrats.


I see you haven't been on any of the recent Cuomo threads, or back in the day, Anthony Wiener, or Rod Blago-whatever, etc.
 
2021-03-01 8:30:49 AM  
I've been assured by Trump supporters that those of insistent on objective reality are the real members of a cult.

Of course this is just a manifestation of "no, you!"

Republicans are not only in a cult.  It's a cult full of toddlers.
 
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