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(Twitter)   Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has used up all of her farks to give them all to Ted Cruz in a sustained, consistent, persistent, perpetually ceaseless, unrelenting, unabating fashion. Forever and ever, like a woodpecker on a giant sequoia   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-02-28 8:27:20 PM  
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2021-02-28 8:39:44 PM  
But they'll keep voting for Turd Crud.
Those allowed to vote, anyway.
 
2021-02-28 8:41:30 PM  
Holy shiat. That's a good farking tweet.
 
2021-02-28 8:46:54 PM  
To be fair, even non-humons will do anything to get out of Texas.
 
2021-02-28 9:38:36 PM  
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2021-02-28 10:03:44 PM  
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2021-02-28 11:14:18 PM  
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2021-02-28 11:16:43 PM  
I like silly headlines about assholes but Cancun Cruz might think woodpecker on a giant sequoia was a compliment, how about woodpecker on a horse chestnut? Woodpecker on a poison sumac?
 
2021-02-28 11:53:19 PM  
My Boricua GF once sent this to me.
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2021-02-28 11:54:49 PM  
Forget it, Jake

/The POS is from Texas
 
2021-03-01 12:25:29 AM  
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2021-03-01 12:45:53 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 400x498]


Her "class" gauge is also showing zero.
 
2021-03-01 1:01:04 AM  

Pinnacle Point: My Boricua GF once sent this to me. [Fark user image 300x237]


There are worse ways to go.
 
2021-03-01 1:29:20 AM  

Jackal_N: I like silly headlines about assholes but Cancun Cruz might think woodpecker on a giant sequoia was a compliment, how about woodpecker on a horse chestnut? Woodpecker on a poison sumac?


A woodpecker on a pirate?
/Arrrrr!
//Buckets of blood!
///Arrrrrrrrr!!
 
2021-03-01 1:30:14 AM  
She & Beto O'Rourke raised millions to help Ted's constituents, even as Ted farked off to Cancun (leaving his GODDAMNED DOG BEHIND) for a vacation while his constituents froze.

AOC has done more for Ted's constituents during the Texas Freeze of '21 than Ted even bothered to contemplate as possible actions - by his own goddamned words. (He actually tried to defend himself, at one point, by claiming that he really couldn't do anything for them, himself.)

She can say whatever the hell she likes, with impunity and, as if it mattered, my complete goddamned support, and Ted farking Cruz can fark all the way off.
 
2021-03-01 1:33:07 AM  
Well, good for her she's not limiting herself to pointless twitter wars that apparently impress some people.
 
2021-03-01 1:34:03 AM  
Dear Ted,

fark you in particular.

Oh just look at you, it's already happened. Carry on.
 
2021-03-01 1:36:34 AM  
i dunno guys i think she should try to unity instead
 
2021-03-01 1:37:48 AM  
I hope the voters of my state remember that while Ted Cruz vacationed in Cancun as we froze to death, AOC and Beto raised 5 million dollars for relief efforts.
 
2021-03-01 1:39:47 AM  

Jackal_N: I like silly headlines about assholes but Cancun Cruz might think woodpecker on a giant sequoia was a compliment, how about woodpecker on a horse chestnut? Woodpecker on a poison sumac?


Imagine a woodpecker piercing a human face - forever.
 
2021-03-01 1:51:40 AM  
AOC is awesome and all, but I totally expected her to sound like Lake Bell and I find it distracting that she doesn't.
 
2021-03-01 1:59:14 AM  

recondite cetacean: Dear Ted,

fark you in particular.


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There are more of them.
 
2021-03-01 1:59:32 AM  

pup.socket: Well, good for her she's not limiting herself to pointless twitter wars that apparently impress some people.


AOC has a long pattern of putting her money and time where her mouth is.  She does the work.
 
2021-03-01 2:01:33 AM  

orezona: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 400x498]

Her "class" gauge is also showing zero.


I seriously doubt she cares what you think about her.
 
2021-03-01 2:09:46 AM  
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2021-03-01 2:22:15 AM  
The manufacturing lobby really likes their Ted Cruz spokes person.  He's plays the part of a manufacturing VP really well.
 
2021-03-01 2:27:48 AM  
I can hear Texas voters regretting their vote for Cruz from here.
 
2021-03-01 2:28:24 AM  

GoldSpider: I can hear Texas voters regretting their vote for Cruz from here.


And by that I mean they'll certainly elect him again.
 
2021-03-01 2:28:56 AM  

GoldSpider: I can hear Texas voters regretting repeating their vote for Cruz from here.


FTFY
 
2021-03-01 2:37:22 AM  

FormlessOne: She & Beto O'Rourke raised millions to help Ted's constituents, even as Ted farked off to Cancun (leaving his GODDAMNED DOG BEHIND) for a vacation while his constituents froze.


Repeat a lie until it becomes true to you. Maybe other less-informed people will buy your lie. Keep making up new lies if you can't find anything legitimate to criticize someone for.

Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?
The Ruling
False.
Cruz's dog, Snowflake, was not left home alone.
 
2021-03-01 2:47:05 AM  

Alien Robot: FormlessOne: She & Beto O'Rourke raised millions to help Ted's constituents, even as Ted farked off to Cancun (leaving his GODDAMNED DOG BEHIND) for a vacation while his constituents froze.

Repeat a lie until it becomes true to you. Maybe other less-informed people will buy your lie. Keep making up new lies if you can't find anything legitimate to criticize someone for.

Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?
The Ruling
False.
Cruz's dog, Snowflake, was not left home alone.


Some strange man in a black SUV sitting outside is taking care of the dog. Sure sounds well cared for.
 
2021-03-01 2:49:33 AM  

Alien Robot: FormlessOne: She & Beto O'Rourke raised millions to help Ted's constituents, even as Ted farked off to Cancun (leaving his GODDAMNED DOG BEHIND) for a vacation while his constituents froze.

Repeat a lie until it becomes true to you. Maybe other less-informed people will buy your lie. Keep making up new lies if you can't find anything legitimate to criticize someone for.

Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?
The Ruling
False.
Cruz's dog, Snowflake, was not left home alone.


Don't worry folks... he left people in Texas having to burn their elderly to keep warm, but Ted's dog is A-Okay.

Glad that national nightmare is over...
 
2021-03-01 2:51:43 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Alien Robot: FormlessOne: She & Beto O'Rourke raised millions to help Ted's constituents, even as Ted farked off to Cancun (leaving his GODDAMNED DOG BEHIND) for a vacation while his constituents froze.

Repeat a lie until it becomes true to you. Maybe other less-informed people will buy your lie. Keep making up new lies if you can't find anything legitimate to criticize someone for.

Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?
The Ruling
False.
Cruz's dog, Snowflake, was not left home alone.

Some strange man in a black SUV sitting outside is taking care of the dog. Sure sounds well cared for.


A paid employee of Ted or Heidi Cruz whose contract stipulates not saying anything bad to the press about his employer confirms that the dog or dogs and/or cats the reporter has asked him about are very well cared for and not in any danger or discomfort due to the freezing temperatures.
 
2021-03-01 2:57:11 AM  

Dryad: Imagine a woodpecker piercing a human face - forever.


hoo-man face is the... BEST PART?

*ducks*
 
2021-03-01 3:06:27 AM  
Word salad tweet.
 
2021-03-01 3:10:14 AM  

MidwestPartisan: Word salad tweet.


I'm guessing you just copied and pasted that and have no real idea what it means, 'cos you're definitely using it wrong.
 
2021-03-01 3:12:07 AM  

Alien Robot: FormlessOne: She & Beto O'Rourke raised millions to help Ted's constituents, even as Ted farked off to Cancun (leaving his GODDAMNED DOG BEHIND) for a vacation while his constituents froze.

Repeat a lie until it becomes true to you. Maybe other less-informed people will buy your lie. Keep making up new lies if you can't find anything legitimate to criticize someone for.

Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?
The Ruling
False.
Cruz's dog, Snowflake, was not left home alone.


Newsweek fact check.  Probably means he shot the dog in the face and pissed on its still steaming corpse before leaving.
 
2021-03-01 3:13:21 AM  

LrdPhoenix: Alien Robot: FormlessOne: She & Beto O'Rourke raised millions to help Ted's constituents, even as Ted farked off to Cancun (leaving his GODDAMNED DOG BEHIND) for a vacation while his constituents froze.

Repeat a lie until it becomes true to you. Maybe other less-informed people will buy your lie. Keep making up new lies if you can't find anything legitimate to criticize someone for.

Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?
The Ruling
False.
Cruz's dog, Snowflake, was not left home alone.

Newsweek fact check.  Probably means he shot the dog in the face and pissed on its still steaming corpse before leaving.


Even if true, it is telling that he cares more about his dog than his voter base.
 
2021-03-01 3:14:52 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: MidwestPartisan: Word salad tweet.

I'm guessing you just copied and pasted that and have no real idea what it means, 'cos you're definitely using it wrong.


Yeah, that's the opposite of word salad.  Every word has a meaning and a use, conveying a precise message.
 
2021-03-01 3:20:35 AM  

Alien Robot: Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?


FormlessOne said Cruz left the dog behind, not that he left the dog home alone.
 
2021-03-01 3:40:08 AM  
Cool story.  What do you propose to do about it, other than make snarky tweets?
 
2021-03-01 3:41:03 AM  

Dryad: Imagine a woodpecker piercing a human face - forever.


It's no Torture of Prometheus but I suppose Ted's liver is so toxic that'd be cruel to the eagle.
=Smidge=
 
2021-03-01 3:41:57 AM  

recombobulator: Cool story.  What do you propose to do about it, other than make snarky tweets?


lol u mean besides raising millions for aid?
 
2021-03-01 3:44:11 AM  

The Why Not Guy: Alien Robot: Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?

FormlessOne said Cruz left the dog behind, not that he left the dog home alone.


By that criteria, Biden left his dogs behind when he went to Texas yesterday as well.
 
2021-03-01 3:51:18 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: MidwestPartisan: Word salad tweet.

I'm guessing you just copied and pasted that and have no real idea what it means, 'cos you're definitely using it wrong.


No I read the tweet several times, and it's still word salad. 

Quit estimating that everyone is initiated into your cult and comprehends the dog whistles and you might be more effective.
 
2021-03-01 3:53:26 AM  

Alphax: ArcadianRefugee: MidwestPartisan: Word salad tweet.

I'm guessing you just copied and pasted that and have no real idea what it means, 'cos you're definitely using it wrong.

Yeah, that's the opposite of word salad.  Every word has a meaning and a use, conveying a precise message.


I'm glad you understand it. Thou extremely online twitter presence. Care to translate it for people who don't follow politics as if they were the words of god?
 
2021-03-01 3:53:52 AM  

recombobulator: Cool story.  What do you propose to do about it, other than make snarky tweets?


Um, considering her actual behaviour during the crisis, you realize this makes you look like a complete jackass, right?
 
2021-03-01 3:54:47 AM  

MidwestPartisan: Alphax: ArcadianRefugee: MidwestPartisan: Word salad tweet.

I'm guessing you just copied and pasted that and have no real idea what it means, 'cos you're definitely using it wrong.

Yeah, that's the opposite of word salad.  Every word has a meaning and a use, conveying a precise message.

I'm glad you understand it. Thou extremely online twitter presence. Care to translate it for people who don't follow politics as if they were the words of god?


You are either lying about not understanding it, or choosing not to.
 
2021-03-01 3:56:03 AM  

Alien Robot: The Why Not Guy: Alien Robot: Fact Check: Did Ted Cruz Leave His Dog Snowflake Home Alone During Trip to Cancun?

FormlessOne said Cruz left the dog behind, not that he left the dog home alone.

By that criteria, Biden left his dogs behind when he went to Texas yesterday as well.


Because the WH is freezing and empty, save for the one person who occasionally checks on the dogs?

Logic isn't your strong point, is it?
 
2021-03-01 3:57:18 AM  

Alphax: You are either lying about not understanding it, or choosing not to.



Ok. Well I'm glad you understood it. Because clearly it was meant for you.
 
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