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2021-02-28 7:13:38 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-02-28 7:32:46 PM  
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
 
2021-02-28 7:35:38 PM  
"I want to make love to you in the worst way."
"Standing up in a hammock?"

-- Madame Flowers
 
2021-02-28 7:37:02 PM  
Dad?!?! You and John Cheever???
 
2021-02-28 7:40:46 PM  
You've not lived until you've farked an arm pit my friends, it is truly the titty farking of the 18th...
wait
so we did that then too?
Alright, we've farked everything under the sun since the dawn of man, get over it.
 
2021-02-28 7:45:02 PM  
In the butt, Bob.
 
2021-02-28 8:05:51 PM  
Ann was a busy girl.
 
2021-02-28 8:07:06 PM  
Butt armpit stuff.
 
2021-02-28 8:22:34 PM  
5 cent stamp would put that in the 60s. Your ancestors are kinkier that you thought...
 
2021-02-28 8:27:54 PM  

Albert911emt: Butt armpit stuff.


She didn't mention butt stuff. Kinda surprised.
 
2021-02-28 8:29:40 PM  

plecos: In the butt, Bob.


Yes
 
2021-02-28 8:44:55 PM  
What does this sentence mean?

"We were soon tired and my spending made me about half concious and it scared them."

Her "spending" might mean her expenditure of energy, but what did it scare? Her armpits?
 
2021-02-28 8:48:02 PM  

CruiserTwelve: What does this sentence mean?

"We were soon tired and my spending made me about half concious and it scared them."

Her "spending" might mean her expenditure of energy, but what did it scare? Her armpits?


She's a squirter.
 
2021-02-28 8:48:30 PM  
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2021-02-28 8:58:42 PM  
Never go Armpit to Mouth
 
2021-02-28 9:08:47 PM  

WTFDYW: Albert911emt: Butt armpit stuff.

She didn't mention butt stuff. Kinda surprised.


Well... she did mention "double farking" near the end. So fret not, her butt most certainly got stuffed.
 
2021-02-28 9:16:37 PM  

IgG4: 5 cent stamp would put that in the 60s. Your ancestors are kinkier that you thought...


Ancestors?! Someone in their 20s in the 1960s (and a bit earlier) would be most of our parents.
 
2021-02-28 9:30:33 PM  

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The tackiest man who ever lived.
 
2021-02-28 9:38:54 PM  
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2021-02-28 10:07:46 PM  
I kinda want to see the rest of the letters.
 
2021-02-28 10:20:14 PM  

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2021-02-28 10:22:10 PM  
So a stack of erotic dear john letters?  Or highlights from swinger friends, and promises of what to expect when the next leave comes up?
 
2021-02-28 10:23:03 PM  
You know what?  I wanna party with Ann.  Yes, even now.
 
2021-02-28 10:23:19 PM  

wearsmanyhats: I kinda want to see the rest of the letters.


I kinda want to see the rest of Ann.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 10:25:10 PM  

Nah'mean: WTFDYW: Albert911emt: Butt armpit stuff.

She didn't mention butt stuff. Kinda surprised.

Well... she did mention "double farking" near the end. So fret not, her butt most certainly got stuffed.


Or both armpits.
 
2021-02-28 10:25:46 PM  

jbc: Nah'mean: WTFDYW: Albert911emt: Butt armpit stuff.

She didn't mention butt stuff. Kinda surprised.

Well... she did mention "double farking" near the end. So fret not, her butt most certainly got stuffed.

Or both armpits.


Or just Eiffel towered.
 
2021-02-28 10:26:49 PM  

IgG4: 5 cent stamp would put that in the 60s. Your ancestors are kinkier that you thought...


No, that's AIR MAIL 5 cents. Puts it 1-2 decades earlier.
 
2021-02-28 10:27:42 PM  
I'm just going to leave this right here as a public service:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/james​-​joyce-love-letters-nora-barnacle
 
2021-02-28 10:28:22 PM  

dodecahedron: IgG4: 5 cent stamp would put that in the 60s. Your ancestors are kinkier that you thought...

No, that's AIR MAIL 5 cents. Puts it 1-2 decades earlier.


"In August of 1946, President Harry S. Truman signed an Act of Congress, which reduced the domestic airmail rate from 8¢ per ounce to 5¢ per ounce. This included airmail sent to and from U.S. Territories including Hawaii, Guam, and the Canal Zone. This was a savings of up to 90¢ per ounce."
 
2021-02-28 10:31:10 PM  
Ann of Green Gerbils.
 
2021-02-28 10:31:19 PM  
The postmark on the top envelope looks like 1943.
 
2021-02-28 10:33:30 PM  
It's almost adorable when the not very bright figure out people in the past had sex.
Some of them even enjoyed it.
Weird isn't it?
 
2021-02-28 10:34:02 PM  
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2021-02-28 10:34:50 PM  
"Dear Boston Globe. You'll never believe what happened to me..."
 
2021-02-28 10:34:53 PM  
Go Ann!
 
2021-02-28 10:37:35 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Go Ann!


I'm pretty sure Ann came
 
2021-02-28 10:37:47 PM  
When my uncle came home from Japan (Navy) he always brought "wrestling" movies to the parties for their enjoyment. We were forbidden to see them but could hear the whoops and hollers. They even closed the curtains too tight for us to see but we knew.

We knew.

/16mm movies
 
2021-02-28 10:38:56 PM  

cretinbob: CruiserTwelve: What does this sentence mean?

"We were soon tired and my spending made me about half concious and it scared them."

Her "spending" might mean her expenditure of energy, but what did it scare? Her armpits?

She's a squirter.


Tom: shiat, her humors are too low

Harry: Yeah, she looks like she's going to pass out

Tom: ......I'm gonna fark her armpit again. That can't make it worse, right?

Harry: I call left
 
2021-02-28 10:38:57 PM  
Letter writing is a lost art.
 
2021-02-28 10:38:58 PM  
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2021-02-28 10:39:07 PM  

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Quitter. Properly trained she could have swallowed all of that.
 
2021-02-28 10:40:26 PM  
This is nonsense.  Everybody waited till marriage and only armpit farked for procreation until the time I turned 17.
 
2021-02-28 10:40:41 PM  

dodecahedron: IgG4: 5 cent stamp would put that in the 60s. Your ancestors are kinkier that you thought...

No, that's AIR MAIL 5 cents. Puts it 1-2 decades earlier.


1946 to be exact
 
2021-02-28 10:40:44 PM  

lindalouwho: IgG4: 5 cent stamp would put that in the 60s. Your ancestors are kinkier that you thought...

Ancestors?! Someone in their 20s in the 1960s (and a bit earlier) would be most of our parents.


You sound old, and I thought I was old.

/Parents born late 50's
 
2021-02-28 10:40:53 PM  
I say good for Ann.  It sounds like she had a legendary and mighty bush.
 
2021-02-28 10:41:39 PM  
So, who is this "Charles" in the return address?
 
2021-02-28 10:42:54 PM  
 
2021-02-28 10:43:46 PM  

TorpedoOrca: cretinbob: CruiserTwelve: What does this sentence mean?

"We were soon tired and my spending made me about half concious and it scared them."

Her "spending" might mean her expenditure of energy, but what did it scare? Her armpits?

She's a squirter.

Tom: shiat, her humors are too low

Harry: Yeah, she looks like she's going to pass out

Tom: ......I'm gonna fark her armpit again. That can't make it worse, right?

Harry: I call left


Sounds like she was dicked by every Tom and Harry.
 
2021-02-28 10:44:21 PM  

Fark me all night long: lindalouwho: IgG4: 5 cent stamp would put that in the 60s. Your ancestors are kinkier that you thought...

Ancestors?! Someone in their 20s in the 1960s (and a bit earlier) would be most of our parents.

You sound old, and I thought I was old.

/Parents born late 50's


My grandfather was born in 1894.
 
2021-02-28 10:46:17 PM  

CruiserTwelve: What does this sentence mean?

"We were soon tired and my spending made me about half concious and it scared them."

Her "spending" might mean her expenditure of energy, but what did it scare? Her armpits?


Spending = la petite mort
 
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