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2021-02-28 2:45:59 PM  
Stay at least 6ft away from a space alien.
 
2021-02-28 3:28:54 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Stay at least 6ft away from a space alien.


silly person, aliens can't get covid. different dna
 
2021-02-28 5:01:24 PM  
These guys are out of Detroit.

Firefly Drone Shows

Coincidence?
 
2021-02-28 5:06:58 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's the back of a stop sign.
 
2021-02-28 5:15:47 PM  
Not true.  The government needed everyone to stay inside so they could replace the batteries in all of the birds.
 
2021-02-28 5:19:27 PM  
Look. I can type words and put them on the internet too!
 
2021-02-28 5:19:50 PM  
Not only that, but they told the aliens that the ones with masks on were the tastiest.
 
2021-02-28 5:21:26 PM  
I saw a ufo a couple days ago.

It was off in the distance, but resembled a spark more than any shooting star I've seen, and its trajectory appeared to wobble a bit.

Or I hallucinated something while out for a walk.

/No I'm not in any way, shape, or form suggesting it was aliens or even technological in nature.
 
2021-02-28 5:25:44 PM  
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2021-02-28 5:27:30 PM  
If you've seen as many UFOs as I have, you stop believing in them.

When folks ask if you believe in space ships, tell them, "Of course. How do you think I got here?"
 
2021-02-28 5:28:43 PM  
The tracking chip in the vaccine lodges in your optic nerves to do the same thing.

Choppedmink, glibulards.
 
2021-02-28 5:30:00 PM  

nemobeamo: Look. I can type words and put them on the internet too!


Prove it.
 
2021-02-28 5:41:26 PM  
I'm reading Promethee right now so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2021-02-28 5:45:33 PM  
Any story about ufos posted on 4/20 is extra suspicious...
 
2021-02-28 5:49:12 PM  

bigsmellypenis: Any story about ufos posted on 4/20 is extra suspicious...


Or 4/1

Hell, let's write April off entirely.
 
2021-02-28 5:52:16 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: bigsmellypenis: Any story about ufos posted on 4/20 is extra suspicious...

Or 4/1

Hell, let's write April off entirely.


I get all my news from stories dated Feb 31.
 
2021-02-28 5:53:06 PM  
UFO activity may be higher tonight since SpaceX is launching another Falcon 9 tonight. I love that I can see the launches from my backyard.
 
2021-02-28 5:55:24 PM  
Here country-side, UFO's still stop by every other week to drop off supplies.

I tell em who to pick up for the probes.  These days it's just the guy who refuses to wear a mask, but accidentally social distances too much.
 
2021-02-28 5:56:14 PM  
...I give up.
 
2021-02-28 6:04:12 PM  
My father, my older brother and I (as well as millions of others) saw this mid-February 1960:

In February 1960 the US detected an unknown object in polar orbit, a feat that neither they or the USSR had been able to accomplish. As if that wasn't enough, it apparently was several sizes larger than anything either country would have been able to get off the ground.

Sometimes referred to as the "Black Knight Satellite."
 
2021-02-28 6:06:27 PM  

FormlessOne: ...I give up.


give into belief. it's so much easier.
 
2021-02-28 6:09:46 PM  
I know a guy who is a chemtrail believer...(and he works on the F35 program)...he honestly believes there are less chemtrails now because there are less people out and about to spray.  Once we get "back to normal", we'll see more chemtrails.

Friggin idiot can't correlate less travel = less flights.
 
2021-02-28 6:14:16 PM  
Anyone else find it funny that all the ads on that site are for english as a second language classes, online rodent pet stores and a made-to-order prosthetics shop?
 
2021-02-28 6:16:23 PM  
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2021-02-28 6:17:57 PM  
"Meanwhile, it was even reported a few years back that Inuit elders are noticing that the Earth's north pole has been shifting."

Hahaha. That is something I had not heard of, so I found this artice about it:
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/​f​ilm/new-documentary-recounts-bizarre-c​limate-changes-seen-by-inuit-elders/ar​ticle1215305/

Hmmm. Interesting. I would be curious to hear if similar opinions are held by other northern indigenous populations around the world.
 
2021-02-28 6:19:27 PM  
Why was this submitted a year after it was published? What is submitter hiding?

I did learn that inuits was another name for geologists.
 
2021-02-28 6:24:05 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Anyone else find it funny that all the ads on that site are for english as a second language classes, online rodent pet stores and a made-to-order prosthetics shop?


I got hbo and toyota ads.
 
2021-02-28 6:27:53 PM  

talkertopc: Why was this submitted a year after it was published? What is submitter hiding?

I did learn that inuits was another name for geologists.


And why has the video since been removed from youtube? It just keeps getting more mysterious.
 
2021-02-28 6:30:20 PM  
The only survivors of the National People's Gang?
 
2021-02-28 6:45:38 PM  
The aliens are here?  Are they still planning on eating the fat ones first?  Because I've put on a few covid pounds....
 
2021-02-28 6:51:53 PM  

Naido: I'm pretty sure that's the back of a stop sign.


Bingo. That's what I said.
 
2021-02-28 7:02:15 PM  
Well there must be some GOOD reason.
 
2021-02-28 7:03:11 PM  
...Aaand it's gone.
 
2021-02-28 7:41:26 PM  

bo_loo: I know a guy who is a chemtrail believer...(and he works on the F35 program)...he honestly believes there are less chemtrails now because there are less people out and about to spray.  Once we get "back to normal", we'll see more chemtrails.

Friggin idiot can't correlate less travel = less flights.


Surely they could just turn up the chemtrail spray nozzles to make up for the reduced number of flights.  They'd empty the chemtank more quickly, but given that flights are half empty, and therefore lighter, they could expand the tanks or add supplemental ones.
 
2021-02-28 7:44:04 PM  

Naido: I'm pretty sure that's the back of a stop sign.


no its becky
 
2021-02-28 7:45:38 PM  

bo_loo: I know a guy who is a chemtrail believer...(and he works on the F35 program)...he honestly believes there are less chemtrails now because there are less people out and about to spray.  Once we get "back to normal", we'll see more chemtrails.

Friggin idiot can't correlate less travel = less flights.


I guess this is a testament to the F35 program's glowing success eh?
 
2021-02-28 7:46:43 PM  
This is almost a year old. Slow news day?
 
2021-02-28 7:47:57 PM  
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2021-02-28 7:51:44 PM  
I knew it. And all it took was a website overflowing with ads for camo suits and professional wrestling
 
2021-02-28 8:34:46 PM  
"It's not the coronavirus, it's not the radiation, it is UFOs."


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2021-02-28 8:45:02 PM  

2fardownthread: The only survivors of the National People's Gang?


Looking for this.
 
2021-02-28 8:57:49 PM  

SumoJeb: "Meanwhile, it was even reported a few years back that Inuit elders are noticing that the Earth's north pole has been shifting."
Hahaha. That is something I had not heard of, so I found this artice about it:
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/f​ilm/new-documentary-recounts-bizarre-c​limate-changes-seen-by-inuit-elders/ar​ticle1215305/


The magnetic north pole's been moving a lot the last few decades.  Used to be around Labrador, now it's heading toward Russia (but I've forgotten which way, and am too lazy to look it up.)  It's been far enough that the information in the Boy Scout Handbook on adjusting a map and compass for true north when I was a kid is definitely wrong.

Meanwhile, the article's entirely wrong.  More people are out and around at random times of day instead of cooped up inside their offices, so there's more stuff in the sky people can't identify.  I've seen all kinds of weird clouds, and while I never learned all the West Coast local birds after moving here, there are some weird birds around.
 
2021-02-28 9:12:10 PM  
Does anyone else hang around Corktown?
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Good eats.
 
2021-02-28 9:50:49 PM  
Had to go to all the trouble of copying and pasting the URL only to find that it had been removed from YouTube for "violating community standards."

Conspiracy? No, probably not.
 
2021-02-28 10:09:43 PM  
deal with reality.

it's better for you...it's better for me...it's better for them.

#ufotruth

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2021-02-28 10:51:14 PM  

bo_loo: I know a guy who is a chemtrail believer...(and he works on the F35 program)...he honestly believes there are less chemtrails now because there are less people out and about to spray.  Once we get "back to normal", we'll see more chemtrails.

Friggin idiot can't correlate less travel = less flights.


We are in "normal." Things will never be the way they were before. The mass attacks have stopped.

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2021-02-28 11:03:12 PM  
David Bowie - Panic In Detroit
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2021-02-28 11:27:00 PM  
You would think there would be so many more sightings with everyone drunk on their porches at 7pm
 
2021-03-01 1:07:26 AM  
One time, one Summer I saw a UFO. Then I realized it was an airplane, and it became another boring IFO.
 
2021-03-01 5:12:17 AM  

bo_loo: I know a guy who is a chemtrail believer...(and he works on the F35 program)...he honestly believes there are less chemtrails now because there are less people out and about to spray.  Once we get "back to normal", we'll see more chemtrails.

Friggin idiot can't correlate less travel = less flights.


Have you ever asked him why the government is using such an inefficient dispersal method for their chemicals when they have easy access to our drinking water and food supply?
 
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