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2021-02-28 11:17:28 AM  
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Take this and calm down, Devin
 
2021-02-28 11:34:56 AM  
Devin Nunes's birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
 
2021-02-28 11:45:39 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:12:00 PM  
"Right when this pandemic hit, one of the first people to come out and say we're going to have to do absentee voting was Obama."

Curse that brown devil for anticipating our need to protect the populace!  So evil.
 
2021-02-28 2:26:46 PM  

Diogenes: "Right when this pandemic hit, one of the first people to come out and say we're going to have to do absentee voting was Obama."

Curse that brown devil for anticipating our need to protect the populace!  So evil.


I know, right? It's almost as if he was a competent leader that could see the needs of the people and suggest actions and policies that could help them. He really was the greatest monster in history.
 
2021-02-28 2:27:08 PM  
Following Donald Trump's election loss, Republicans had a chance to chart a new course for their party.

That's not how cults work.
 
2021-02-28 2:28:22 PM  
Dear Obama,

Please sue me for slander.

Signed,
Cow-Guy
 
2021-02-28 2:29:09 PM  
They were telling all their friends to absentee vote isnt "stealing an election" Devin.

These people are really going off the rails.
 
2021-02-28 2:30:22 PM  

Diogenes: "Right when this pandemic hit, one of the first people to come out and say we're going to have to do absentee voting was Obama."

Curse that brown devil for anticipating our need to protect the populace!  So evil.


Making good faith statements based in reality without nefarious intent is completely alien to the GOP.
 
2021-02-28 2:31:20 PM  
Does someone on the PoliticsUSA clickbait blog submit all their blub "articles"?
 
2021-02-28 2:31:34 PM  
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2021-02-28 2:32:19 PM  
"Nunes made no mention of the fact that voting by mail was expanded because a deadly pandemic was ravaging the country."
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Nunes said:
Right when this pandemic hit, one of the first people to come out and say we're going to have to do absentee voting was Obama."

Don't get me wrong, Nunez is both an idiot and evil, but that's pretty crap reporting.
 
2021-02-28 2:32:51 PM  

kdawg7736: [i.ebayimg.com image 395x400]


I had that sweatshirt when I was a kid.  Same graphic, I wore it all the time.
 
2021-02-28 2:36:18 PM  

wademh: "Nunes made no mention of the fact that voting by mail was expanded because a deadly pandemic was ravaging the country."
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Nunes said:
Right when this pandemic hit, one of the first people to come out and say we're going to have to do absentee voting was Obama."

Don't get me wrong, Nunez is both an idiot and evil, but that's pretty crap reporting.


Crap reporting is appropriate for a crap political representative of a crap political party.

Crap
 
2021-02-28 2:37:21 PM  
Devin is vewy vewy afraid of his turn in the barrel.
 
2021-02-28 2:37:30 PM  
CPAC, a fact free zone!
 
2021-02-28 2:38:34 PM  
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2021-02-28 2:39:27 PM  
People need to start suing these morons into bankruptcy and irrelevance. You cannot just make up bullshiat about anyone you dislike and spout it off without consequences.

See if you can use Dominion's lawyers.
 
2021-02-28 2:39:46 PM  
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2021-02-28 2:45:30 PM  
You knew that sooner or later the Republicans would blame Obama.
 
2021-02-28 2:45:54 PM  
I know we have to keep up with what these assholes are doi
 
2021-02-28 2:46:26 PM  
*are doing, but Christ are they boring and stupid.
 
2021-02-28 2:46:55 PM  
Don't have a cow, man



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2021-02-28 2:47:38 PM  
> Devin Nunes Has CPAC Meltdown And Claims Barack Obama Stole The 2020 Election

Not really.
All he said was that absentee voting caused Trump's defeat.

He didn't even claim fraud, leaving that for his listeners to fill in.
 
2021-02-28 2:52:32 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Does someone on the PoliticsUSA clickbait blog submit all their blub "articles"?


Are you saying that because you think some aspect of the article is a mischaracterization, or just because you don't like it?
 
2021-02-28 2:53:52 PM  

runwiz: You knew that sooner or later the Republicans would blame Obama.


I just read a tweet of a conservative saying: "You need another agenda besides attacking Donald Trump."

It's all projection.
 
2021-02-28 2:56:59 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Does someone on the PoliticsUSA clickbait blog submit all their blub "articles"?


Mad that none of your Trumphumping YouTube videos haven't been greenlit?
 
2021-02-28 2:59:23 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Does someone on the PoliticsUSA clickbait blog submit all their blub "articles"?

Mad that none of your Trumphumping YouTube videos haven't been greenlit?


Dammit, posting while drinking makes my grammar more gooder.
 
2021-02-28 2:59:46 PM  
I got real sick of the idiots shouting, "If you'll stand in line at the grocery store, you can stand in line to vote."

First off, no one is standing in a line in a grocery store for hours on end--hell, if you have to wait more than a  few minutes, people start getting irate.  But for some reason we're expected to do this to vote, for no good reason.

Second off, I won'tstand in line at a grocery store, mostly--I order my groceries online and I go pick them up.  I never get out of my car.  I could get them delivered, but I prefer it to happen on my exact schedule.  And I can only do this because I have a car--many people stand in line at the grocery store because they have no other option.

So why are we making people stand in line to vote during a pandemic when that is absolutely not at all a thing we need to be doing? People stand in line at the grocery store because there isn't an effective alternative, but with voting, there is.  So why would you deny them that?

Oh, right, racism.

Moreover, I'm really tired of this idea that important things should be hard to do, and that's what makes them important.  That mindset has to be rooted in Christian stupidity, right?  The idea of suffering for what you want and need?  There seems to be an idea that vote by mail is "lazy," so we shouldn't be doing it.  And this pervades a lot of society--in my line of work, we are still dealing with the idea of the Tortured Artist [TM], the idea that all good and worthwhile art had to be a struggle to make, that the artist had to suffer or else the art is superficial and frivolous.

We need national vote by mail.  No exceptions.  It's cheaper, it's more secure, and it's safer.  There are no good arguments against it.  Make it happen already, Democrats.  Don't you like winning elections?  Because you'd win a lot more of them if you fought back harder against Republican voter suppression.
 
2021-02-28 3:03:33 PM  

TheCableGuy: kdawg7736: [i.ebayimg.com image 395x400]

I had that sweatshirt when I was a kid.  Same graphic, I wore it all the time.


Oh, look at mister fancy pants over here.

I had an "Underachiever, and proud of it" Tshirt.

/Mission accomplished.

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2021-02-28 3:04:02 PM  
I'm kind of getting the impression that the election lie started as a cynical play to the base but is becoming a sincere delusion.
 
2021-02-28 3:06:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: They were telling all their friends to absentee vote isnt "stealing an election" Devin.

These people are really going off the rails.


Nothing seems to be sticking. None of the classics are working. Everything seems to just keep sliding down the walls. If you can't beat the other team at the polls, change the rules to make things more restrictive. The other team is trying to change rules to make things more inclusive. Can't be having that now, can we?
 
2021-02-28 3:10:20 PM  
Difficulty: Obama has not held any political or legislative power since Jan 20th, 2017.

Try again, there, Big Shooter!
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2021-02-28 3:11:00 PM  
Difficulty: Obama has not held political or legislative power of anykind since January 20th, 2017.

Try again, there, Big Shooter...
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2021-02-28 3:11:40 PM  
Not sure how the double post occurred, but whatevs
 
2021-02-28 3:12:01 PM  

RasIanI: Difficulty: Obama has not held any political or legislative power since Jan 20th, 2017.

Try again, there, Big Shooter!
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He is a deep state ringleader though. Him and Killary and Pelosi and Bill Gates and Soros and a humanoid robot like vision that is the physical manifestation of socialism and gun control.
 
2021-02-28 3:12:04 PM  

austerity101: I got real sick of the idiots shouting, "If you'll stand in line at the grocery store, you can stand in line to vote."

First off,


I think we, as the rational people of the USA, need to realize we don't need to argue Republicans.  They're liars and/or delusional as fark.  We do not need to counter their bullshiat.   We need to mock them.  Laugh at them.  They keep on taking advantage of the 'free spirit of debate' and using it to shiat all over the place.

If you're a Republican, you're automatically stupid.  And as a result, aren't worth correcting or arguing with.  These farkers love to abuse the rules of debate.  So don't engage.  Just laugh at them.  They're stupid cult members that have a non-zero chance of killing themselves for a faded reality star with a bad hairdo.  We're not even dealing with logic here.

This is why the GOP is afraid of cancel culture:  they can't spread their misinformation if you rightfully call them idiotic.
 
2021-02-28 3:24:19 PM  
Nice, Subby. The cow thing gets me every time.
 
2021-02-28 3:32:11 PM  
What a utopia we would have if only Obama was the other way around. As a president, he was completely and totally incompetent. Destroying the American economy and good traditional jobs. As an ex-president, he is the chess grandmaster elite. Making small moves months, years and sometimes decades ahead of time to thwart American values. Like how he did nothing on 9/11 making us wait until W became president to react. (he did the same when the Maine was sunk in Havanna harbor and we were forced to wait for Regan to defeat the commies)
 
2021-02-28 4:04:54 PM  
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2021-02-28 4:44:33 PM  
This is what repubs actually believe. They also believe that democrats are satanic child rapists and murderers. Frazzledrip
 
2021-02-28 4:53:42 PM  
How incredibly dishonest of Nunes. Here in Fresno, the voting authority was pushing for offering more voting choices including voting by mail and using drop boxes WAY BEFORE the pandemic hit us. I enjoy voting in person, and I had to be guided into using a drop box this time around. Nothing to do with Obama. Nothing to do with the pandemic. Nunes misrepresents his own district and does a disservice to the entire nation. Even more annoying are his supporters who must recognize this for the lie it is, and continue giving their support and their dollars.
 
2021-02-28 6:27:52 PM  
Odds are about one in one that Devin has paid a rentboy to wear an Obama mask.
 
2021-02-28 8:21:16 PM  

Mister Buttons: TheCableGuy: kdawg7736: [i.ebayimg.com image 395x400]

I had that sweatshirt when I was a kid.  Same graphic, I wore it all the time.

Oh, look at mister fancy pants over here.

I had an "Underachiever, and proud of it" Tshirt.

/Mission accomplished.

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but, do you have the bk bart simpson doll I still do

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2021-02-28 8:56:17 PM  
This isn't true, my testicles stole the election.
 
2021-02-28 11:00:00 PM  

Surrender your boo-tah: This isn't true, my testicles stole the election.


More testicles means more iron.
 
2021-03-01 12:26:44 AM  
So much talk of a stolen election, and yet no evidence to support that claim.

It's almost as if it didn't happen or something.
 
2021-03-01 2:45:06 AM  

zimbach: Surrender your boo-tah: This isn't true, my testicles stole the election.

More testicles means more iron.


Iron helps us play!
 
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