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    More: Unlikely, Yeti, Bipedalism, Cryptid, Bigfoot, Hominid, Dinosaur, Bigfoot encounters, Cryptozoology  
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2021-02-28 6:55:11 AM  
we forgive you;
given choice for now, not forever;
let us back in
 
2021-02-28 8:44:25 AM  
Pfft...Bigfoot and "skunk ape" totally don't  exist..
 
2021-02-28 8:48:07 AM  
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I have a habit of watching TV & reading the net all if the time.......So as I'm watching the movie Compulsion, there was this one scene where the killers are at a bar & Charleston music is playing......I look up from choosing the Gif & the gif I'm looking at shows Big Foot dancing to the Charleston in time mind you........

Gotta luv Sunday Cool Story Bro

Oh well back to me movie now....I'm out Fellow Farkerz...!!!
 
2021-02-28 8:51:23 AM  
I hear he will only answer to "Darryl".
 
2021-02-28 8:58:06 AM  
I found her!
She's large and hairy, and tastes good when spread on toast.
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2021-02-28 8:58:37 AM  
Remembering the fun nights where a group of friends would go to Salt Fork in Ohio just to mess with the searchers. We'd howl back and do tree knocks in response. It was fun to listen to them chatter over breakfast at the lodge or read about the amazing evidence they collected on a website.
 
2021-02-28 9:00:22 AM  
Are there alot of Saw Palmetto growing on Washington state?
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2021-02-28 9:13:28 AM  
CSB: My best friend's mom, an extremely kind but also a no-nonsense type of person, claimed she saw a very tall man walking across the road while driving home one night, near the creek down the road, about 100 yards from our houses. She said it looked like he was wearing heavy clothes, which was weird because it was summer. As she told it, when she drove past the "man" it looked more like a bear walking upright but shaped more like a human. She was so freaked out that she didn't tell anyone about it for weeks because she was afraid of people making fun of her. We lived about 45 minutes south of Whitehall, NY. By the time she was done telling the story she was trembling. Scared the living crap out of me.
 
2021-02-28 9:15:53 AM  
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2021-02-28 9:24:23 AM  
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2021-02-28 9:38:41 AM  
Someday we'll have super high resolution cameras. And miniaturized technology. And we''ll make devices to place in the woods and monitor for activity. And capture pictures of these things.

I guess we'e not there yet.
 
2021-02-28 9:44:51 AM  
Today, more than 20 percent of the U.S. population says it believes Bigfoot exists, and there's plenty of evidence to boot.

Ha ha no
 
2021-02-28 9:47:05 AM  

bigdog1960: Today, more than 20 percent of the U.S. population says it believes Bigfoot exists, and there's plenty of evidence to boot.

Ha ha no


they are aliens that can disappear into portals
 
2021-02-28 9:48:09 AM  

some_beer_drinker: bigdog1960: Today, more than 20 percent of the U.S. population says it believes Bigfoot exists, and there's plenty of evidence to boot.

Ha ha no

they are aliens that can disappear into portals


Well that is a persuasive argument.
 
2021-02-28 9:49:18 AM  
I always wonder if after a Bigfoot sighting they return to their clan and tell the rest about how they were in the woods and suddenly a small hairless bipedal appeared out of nowhere.

And the others just shake their heads and say "that Craig, he's always telling stories like that"
 
2021-02-28 9:53:32 AM  

bigdog1960: some_beer_drinker: bigdog1960: Today, more than 20 percent of the U.S. population says it believes Bigfoot exists, and there's plenty of evidence to boot.

Ha ha no

they are aliens that can disappear into portals

Well that is a persuasive argument.


like Chewbacca. i also hear they have a great sense of humor, and love practical jokes.
 
2021-02-28 9:55:39 AM  

bigdog1960: some_beer_drinker: bigdog1960: Today, more than 20 percent of the U.S. population says it believes Bigfoot exists, and there's plenty of evidence to boot.

Ha ha no

they are aliens that can disappear into portals

Well that is a persuasive argument.


The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0345409469/​r​ef=cm_sw_r_em_apa_fabc_62EAWCCZQTSQQZM​CNTYM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

There a chapter on how to spot baloney. Not the illegal Mexican kind.
 
2021-02-28 9:58:40 AM  
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2021-02-28 10:09:20 AM  
He's a master of keeping himself off the radar.

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2021-02-28 10:26:14 AM  
Bigfoot's ability to only be filmed on shiatty cameras is second to none.
 
2021-02-28 10:26:34 AM  
now that everyone has a really nice camera on them at all times it is weird we do not get more Bigfoot and Loch Ness monster pics. almost like all of the previous pictures were fake.
 
2021-02-28 10:32:32 AM  

stuhayes2010: Bigfoot's ability to only be filmed on shiatty cameras is second to none.


It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.
-Mitch Hedburg
 
2021-02-28 10:34:05 AM  
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2021-02-28 10:55:14 AM  
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2021-02-28 11:08:58 AM  
Why can't people respect his privacy?
 
2021-02-28 11:28:02 AM  
One time, my parents were driving up to the cottage around dusk, and a large man-shaped hairy creature, straight out of Sasquatch central casting, lumbered across the road right in front of them.  The following week, two other couples reported the creature to the local news.
 
2021-02-28 12:00:29 PM  
That was one of the better commercials I have read in a while.

Pro Tip: if you think you have seen big foot out on your hike in the woods you may want to check in with a psychologist.
 
2021-02-28 12:15:11 PM  
Think people are mistaken about what's actually in the woods. I Was in Rapidan near Shenandoah National Park last weekend. There was still snow and ice on the ground so foot prints stay around for a while. Took up Staunton river trail to a point past where most day hikers turn around. There was only one set of human footprints before mine and then suddenly they stopped being human prints but animal prints like a bobcat or coyote. It's absolute proof there are shapeshifters living in SNP. That could be the problem with squatch. Squatches are just a form of shapeshifters. You could see a bird but really a Sasquatch currently  in bird form.
 
2021-02-28 1:53:16 PM  
You never hear about Bigfoot sightings when there are UFO sightings because it's Bigfoot in the UFO you morons!
 
2021-02-28 1:55:20 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: CSB: My best friend's mom, an extremely kind but also a no-nonsense type of person, claimed she saw a very tall man walking across the road while driving home one night, near the creek down the road, about 100 yards from our houses. She said it looked like he was wearing heavy clothes, which was weird because it was summer. As she told it, when she drove past the "man" it looked more like a bear walking upright but shaped more like a human. She was so freaked out that she didn't tell anyone about it for weeks because she was afraid of people making fun of her. We lived about 45 minutes south of Whitehall, NY. By the time she was done telling the story she was trembling. Scared the living crap out of me.


Anecdotal evidence like this story is what makes me confident that Bigfoot exists, and I can only hope that the issue of his existence will be resolved in my lifetime.
 
2021-02-28 1:58:21 PM  
Another true story. I was volunteering at a local nature center that was hosting a Bigfoot conference. I could hear the presentations from where I was sitting. I went into the hall during the Q&A session. Two of the presenters estimated the total North American population to be between 50-60,000 individuals. I questioned why the total brown bear population in NA was estimated to be between 50-60,000 individuals and brown bears are regularly seen, photographed, and even hunted. Where are all the Bigfoot?

I was greeted with boo's and people throwing things at me. The ranger on duty had me retreat to the back office where I stayed until the crowd cleared out. He then walked me to my car just to be safe.
 
2021-02-28 2:00:25 PM  
I have a family member who firmly believes Bigfoot exists. She thinks they have solid evidence including DNA. Why yes, she is a Trump supporter.
 
2021-02-28 2:14:32 PM  

Sasquach: Pfft...Bigfoot and "skunk ape" totally don't  exist..


maybe they don't but you do, Samsquanch. last time i went camping you stole my weed. not cool. anyone knows that camping without weed is just being homeless.
 
2021-02-28 3:49:52 PM  
Here in middle GA, we have an isolated population of black bears in the Ocmulgee basin that move up and down a handful of smaller stream corridors, so 'bigfoot' sightings are not unusual. The descriptions/'evidence' typically line up with juvenile bears pretty closely. The local stories of 'old red-eyes' told by oldtimers and even younger guys go back decades but seem to be obvious bear encounters, but I would expect some of the older folk to have seen a bear or two around at some point, and to have a sense of what they were looking at. Hell, a juvenile male will wander into our little league complex every couple years.
That said, I've seen some kind of large creature upright and following me in what passes for deep woods around here (bigger than me, and I'm not small - no idea what the hell that was); had something very noisily and wheezingly climb up a draw to the ridgeline to dig through my (just-doused) campfire and poke at my tent on the AT approach just south of Springer Mountain (was not about to stick my head out of the tent to ask questions, as I was not armed with anything bigger than a hatchet; my guess later was a wild hog, so non-intervention would've been the right idea); had rocks thrown at me while hiking on a largish expanse of timberland a few miles east of the Flint river (which is not known to support a bear population, and I've never heard of a bear with a good throwing arm, Stephen King and Tom Gordon be damned). Also found what appeared to be a large 'nest' or 'fort' or similar structure once, which may simply have been debris built up in a dry wash.
My cousin and I were absolutely terrified by a 'bigfoot' once that turned out to be a large tom turkey sitting up in a big oak tree, about 40 feet off the ground. The noise that bird made was unbelievable.
Figure if it exists, somebody would have snapped a good pic, or hit one with a car. How many deer get run down every damn day in the same areas that report bigfoot sightings? Tell me a bigfoot has never been hit by a car, ever, and I will tell you it does not exist.

/I know, I know, the girl had the cannon arm...
 
2021-02-28 5:12:54 PM  
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2021-02-28 5:16:02 PM  
Look there is no Yeti....There are no Bigfoots.....there are no ancient (or current) aliens visiting earth....

With the human population exploding. 100% over the last (under) 50 years......We would have found out by now.   Sorry kiddies.  Its all bunk.
 
2021-02-28 7:42:59 PM  

sinko swimo: Sasquach: Pfft...Bigfoot and "skunk ape" totally don't  exist..

maybe they don't but you do, Samsquanch. last time i went camping you stole my weed. not cool. anyone knows that camping without weed is just being homeless.


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2021-03-01 12:28:40 AM  

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I saw one last night.

You can also hear him too.
Shotgun
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2021-03-01 12:44:19 AM  
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