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(NASCAR)   Denny Hamlin has the pole as the Nascar Cup Series returns to the pastel walls of Homestead for the Dixie Vodak 400, 3:30pm ET on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line
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2021-02-28 7:05:09 AM  
Another first-time Cup winner?  Doubtful but... because I was bored, I put together a list, in order of likeliness of potential first-time winners this year:

Matt DiBenedetto
Tyler Reddick
Bubba Wallace
Ross Chastain
Chase Briscoe
Daniel Suarez
Ryan Preece
Corey LaJoie
 
2021-02-28 10:45:36 AM  

downstairs: Another first-time Cup winner?  Doubtful but... because I was bored, I put together a list, in order of likeliness of potential first-time winners this year:

Matt DiBenedetto
Tyler Reddick
Bubba Wallace
Ross Chastain
Chase Briscoe
Daniel Suarez
Ryan Preece
Corey LaJoie


Guido needs to win to stay in a top Cup ride.  Bubba needs to win to convince MJ to expand to two cars and put Guido in it.
 
2021-02-28 3:14:57 PM  
Reddick Reels Them In??

Prerace shows just aren't as riveting since this this guy got turned into track pizza

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2021-02-28 3:25:20 PM  
Guido is kicking Quin Houff's ass!
 
2021-02-28 3:27:00 PM  
As the kids say, "Put it Out!"   PUT IT OUT.
 
2021-02-28 3:27:46 PM  
Unapproved adjustment, after inspection?  Headline reported as inaccurate.
 
2021-02-28 3:31:18 PM  
Invocation Jesus count:  2.
 
2021-02-28 3:31:31 PM  
ugh
 
2021-02-28 3:31:49 PM  
That is an interesting look
 
2021-02-28 3:32:02 PM  

foo monkey: Invocation Jesus count:  2.


BUT HE SAID HE HAS THE FREEDOM TO SAY IT!
 
2021-02-28 3:32:19 PM  
I know, for the Anthem, let's use world-renown acoustic properties of brick walls.
 
2021-02-28 3:32:28 PM  
Anthem is a little tinny with the remote performance
 
2021-02-28 3:32:59 PM  

Tenga: Guido is kicking Quin Houff's ass!


The guy whose best finish in this series is 13th is whomping the guy whose best finish is 33rd?

We'll see how this plays out.
 
2021-02-28 3:35:18 PM  
Are we just renaming this the Florida Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, or do they plan on actually leaving the state eventually?
 
2021-02-28 3:36:17 PM  
Moar Florida!
 
2021-02-28 3:36:44 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Are we just renaming this the Florida Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, or do they plan on actually leaving the state eventually?


road course at west palm beach next week?
 
2021-02-28 3:36:48 PM  
Came here to say that it was a decently-sung anthem, but they should have spent at least half as much time on audio quality as they did on her appearance. In my professional video production guy opinion, she almost certainly just used the built-in mic on her laptop or other livestreaming device.
 
2021-02-28 3:37:17 PM  
Checking in....
 
2021-02-28 3:37:34 PM  
They couldn't get the huge manatee joke right.  omg.
 
2021-02-28 3:38:44 PM  
tua tug on my what?
 
2021-02-28 3:38:58 PM  
Tua with a great command!
 
2021-02-28 3:39:17 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: tua tug on my what?


My viola
 
2021-02-28 3:39:32 PM  
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2021-02-28 3:39:34 PM  
Aww that was cute! I liked Tua's command.

Also hope he can succeed in Miami.
 
2021-02-28 3:39:47 PM  

downstairs: Another first-time Cup winner?  Doubtful but... because I was bored, I put together a list, in order of likeliness of potential first-time winners this year:

Matt DiBenedetto:  22 top 10s in 214 races
Tyler Reddick:  10 top 10s in 40 races
Bubba Wallace:  9 top 10s in 114 races
Ross Chastain:  2 top 10s in 81 races
Chase Briscoe:  0 top 10s in 2 races
Daniel Suarez:  32 top 10s in 145 races
Ryan Preece:  7 top 10s in 79 races
Corey LaJoie:  4 top 10s in 131 races


adding context.
 
2021-02-28 3:41:51 PM  
When I lived in American Samoa, the Samoans loved any team with a Samoan star player. Polumalu and the Steeler were their favorite back then. Perhaps it'll be the Dolphins in the years to come.
 
2021-02-28 3:41:57 PM  
Go Guido!

(thank you QMB!)
 
2021-02-28 3:42:08 PM  

SeikaArashi: Aww that was cute! I liked Tua's command.


I didn't, then I did.
 
2021-02-28 3:42:49 PM  

foo monkey: downstairs: Another first-time Cup winner?  Doubtful but... because I was bored, I put together a list, in order of likeliness of potential first-time winners this year:

Matt DiBenedetto:  22 top 10s in 214 races
Tyler Reddick:  10 top 10s in 40 races
Bubba Wallace:  9 top 10s in 114 races
Ross Chastain:  2 top 10s in 81 races
Chase Briscoe:  0 top 10s in 2 races
Daniel Suarez:  32 top 10s in 145 races
Ryan Preece:  7 top 10s in 79 races
Corey LaJoie:  4 top 10s in 131 races

adding context.


Huh, I guess Suarez is better than I thought...
 
2021-02-28 3:42:52 PM  

technomuse: Go Guido!

(thank you QMB!)


I got a shiny!!!
 
2021-02-28 3:46:10 PM  
Take my boys , Happy and Meds and Itchy get back in a car.
 
2021-02-28 3:46:55 PM  

Fireproof: When I lived in American Samoa, the Samoans loved any team with a Samoan star player. Polumalu and the Steeler were their favorite back then. Perhaps it'll be the Dolphins in the years to come.


Maybe by 2032, they can vote for President.

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2021-02-28 3:48:07 PM  
Meta drinking game:  Drink every time the race sponsor is mentioned.
 
2021-02-28 3:48:40 PM  

Fireproof: When I lived in American Samoa, the Samoans loved any team with a Samoan star player. Polumalu and the Steeler were their favorite back then. Perhaps it'll be the Dolphins in the years to come.


Dan Saleaumua ?
 
2021-02-28 3:49:30 PM  
Is the flagman a contest winner this time?
 
2021-02-28 3:49:52 PM  
WELL, IT'S BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY IN FLORIDA.

AGAIN.

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2021-02-28 3:51:40 PM  
Idol please target 2 and 22 and 18 . Thanks
 
2021-02-28 3:52:00 PM  
I see here that Custer must win and Byron must lose.
 
2021-02-28 3:52:08 PM  

downstairs: foo monkey: downstairs: Another first-time Cup winner?  Doubtful but... because I was bored, I put together a list, in order of likeliness of potential first-time winners this year:

Matt DiBenedetto:  22 top 10s in 214 races
Tyler Reddick:  10 top 10s in 40 races
Bubba Wallace:  9 top 10s in 114 races
Ross Chastain:  2 top 10s in 81 races
Chase Briscoe:  0 top 10s in 2 races
Daniel Suarez:  32 top 10s in 145 races
Ryan Preece:  7 top 10s in 79 races
Corey LaJoie:  4 top 10s in 131 races

adding context.

Huh, I guess Suarez is better than I thought...


Those were all in Gibbs/Stewart-Hass cars.  I don't expect him to lap the field in Pit Bull's car.
 
2021-02-28 3:56:28 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Are we just renaming this the Florida Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, or do they plan on actually leaving the state eventually?

road course at west palm beach next week?


I say back to Daytona for the run on the old beach course, followed by an air boat race through the Everglades

/would be more interesting than Las Vegas or Phoenix
 
2021-02-28 3:58:32 PM  

poconojoe: Dead for Tax Reasons: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Are we just renaming this the Florida Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, or do they plan on actually leaving the state eventually?

road course at west palm beach next week?

I say back to Daytona for the run on the old beach course, followed by an air boat race through the Everglades

/would be more interesting than Las Vegas or Phoenix


Sebring... Let's get another road course in there
 
2021-02-28 3:59:27 PM  
Dear Lord Baby Jesus please smite the top two
 
2021-02-28 4:04:30 PM  
Wait why is there a competition caution again? I haven't been paying attention.
 
2021-02-28 4:04:54 PM  
I do like Clint shiatting all over the art department.
 
2021-02-28 4:05:23 PM  

SeikaArashi: Wait why is there a competition caution again? I haven't been paying attention.


No practice, I assume.
 
2021-02-28 4:06:27 PM  
Could you imagine the outrage if any other sport pulled this?  Maybe the NFL could have a first two minute warning.  Man up and race with what you brought.
 
2021-02-28 4:06:42 PM  

poconojoe: Dead for Tax Reasons: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Are we just renaming this the Florida Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, or do they plan on actually leaving the state eventually?

road course at west palm beach next week?

I say back to Daytona for the run on the old beach course, followed by an air boat race through the Everglades

/would be more interesting than Las Vegas or Phoenix


Username checks out.
 
2021-02-28 4:06:53 PM  

non-racer X: SeikaArashi: Wait why is there a competition caution again? I haven't been paying attention.

No practice, I assume.


They've had competition yellows since restarting last summer because there haven't been any practice sessions.
 
2021-02-28 4:06:59 PM  

Tenga: Guido is kicking Quin Houff's ass!


This trend might just continue....
 
2021-02-28 4:08:28 PM  

No Line For Beer: Could you imagine the outrage if any other sport pulled this?  Maybe the NFL could have a first two minute warning.  Man up and race with what you brought.


Other sports' Covid protocols allow for practice and facilities exist for teams to practice.
 
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