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    More: Strange, Weather, Mosquito, Tropical cyclone, Water, Buenos Aires, Rain, huge swarm of mosquitoes, wet weather  
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2021-02-28 4:43:45 AM  
Yikes. Better fire up the gorillacano!!!
 
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2021-02-28 5:16:53 AM  
It would be cool if they tried to set them all on fire.
 
2021-02-28 5:44:33 AM  
A 'huge' tornado? That's barely a dust-devil
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 7:11:02 AM  
Mosquito tornado spotted in Argentina
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Xai [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 7:11:24 AM  

TuckFrump: A 'huge' tornado? That's barely a dust-devil


made entirely of mosquitos
 
2021-02-28 7:55:01 AM  

Xai: TuckFrump: A 'huge' tornado? That's barely a dust-devil

made entirely of mosquitos


Man, the dude at the base of that swarm must be almost as delicious to mosquitoes as I am.
 
2021-02-28 7:56:15 AM  
One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.
 
2021-02-28 7:57:18 AM  
It's a different kind of swirling cloud altogether.
 
2021-02-28 8:06:22 AM  

Prof. Frink: It's a different kind of swirling cloud altogether.


It's a different kind of swirling cloud.
 
2021-02-28 8:35:26 AM  
Fire a flamethrower at the base and see them all light up into a firenado!
 
2021-02-28 8:40:41 AM  

Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.


I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.
 
2021-02-28 9:01:31 AM  
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Just send Genos in to eliminate them.
 
2021-02-28 9:09:26 AM  
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2021-02-28 9:11:19 AM  

Albert911emt: Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.

I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.


Appropriate, sure. But best course of action?

Consider killing an ant. You COULD use a flamethrower, however....
 
2021-02-28 9:22:11 AM  
Coming soon to Sy-Fy...Mosqui-do!
 
2021-02-28 9:28:01 AM  

Ishkur: Albert911emt: Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.

I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.

Appropriate, sure. But best course of action?

Consider killing an ant. You COULD use a flamethrower, however....


How about a million ants?
 
2021-02-28 9:35:46 AM  
Bet they could suck a man dry faster than your momma.
 
2021-02-28 9:47:03 AM  
Mosqnado !
 
2021-02-28 10:00:31 AM  

Mouser: How about a million ants?


For that you use a ghost train.

/R&M joke
 
2021-02-28 10:01:22 AM  
Quick, kill it, it might be carrying a giant battle axe!

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2021-02-28 10:14:59 AM  
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Noping right out of there
 
2021-02-28 10:42:55 AM  
I live on the upper Mississippi river.  We have had mayflies hatches show up on weather radar, and we need to use snowplows to clear the Mississippi bridge every year.  If you park under a light, your car will be completely covered.
 
2021-02-28 11:04:55 AM  
FTFA:However, mozzies love moisture too. They like nothing better than stagnant or still water, such as a pond, marsh or just a plant pot filled with rain, to lay their larvae in.

Mozzies?

Maybe Morwena has a spray for that in the dunnie, just go past the coolie that Javelina and Trevor are sitting on. Ask Decklan if you get lost.

Leave Barbie out of it!

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2021-02-28 11:09:00 AM  
Disease vectors are fun
 
2021-02-28 11:10:03 AM  
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2021-02-28 11:11:32 AM  

Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.


"few"?
 
2021-02-28 11:32:34 AM  
It's definitely not a goddamned space station.
 
2021-02-28 11:49:41 AM  

Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.


I remember in the thread about the Elon Musk flame throwers some Farkers were claiming that there is no way a normal person would ever need one.  I wonder if this changes their minds.
 
2021-02-28 11:53:25 AM  
Meh. I was born and raised in the swamps and that is just the weekend swarm getting ready to hit all of the fishermen. Happens all summer long.
 
2021-02-28 12:11:14 PM  
On the case...
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2021-02-28 12:57:29 PM  

Ishkur: Albert911emt: Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.

I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.

Appropriate, sure. But best course of action?

Consider killing an ant. You COULD use a flamethrower, however....


Exactly. You COULD, and therefore you should. What if you didn't, and later found out you should have? NO REGERTS!
 
2021-02-28 1:33:46 PM  
"Confronting sight"?
 
2021-02-28 1:40:37 PM  

Prof. Frink: Ishkur: Albert911emt: Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.

I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.

Appropriate, sure. But best course of action?

Consider killing an ant. You COULD use a flamethrower, however....

Exactly. You COULD, and therefore you should. What if you didn't, and later found out you should have? NO REGERTS!


There is a reason why that example is in the definition of the word "overkill".
 
2021-02-28 2:21:27 PM  
Farknado?
 
2021-02-28 2:52:17 PM  

Ishkur: Prof. Frink: Ishkur: Albert911emt: Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.

I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.

Appropriate, sure. But best course of action?

Consider killing an ant. You COULD use a flamethrower, however....

Exactly. You COULD, and therefore you should. What if you didn't, and later found out you should have? NO REGERTS!

There is a reason why that example is in the definition of the word "overkill".


Had it been a spider, you would not say that.
 
2021-02-28 2:52:43 PM  
So that is a true vortex of suck?
 
2021-02-28 4:05:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Had it been a spider, you would not say that.


Depends on the spider.
 
2021-02-28 7:36:31 PM  
If I wouldn't keep driving on that road, I would get OFF!
 
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