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    More: Strange, Weather, Mosquito, Tropical cyclone, Water, Buenos Aires, Rain, huge swarm of mosquitoes, wet weather  
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6409 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2021 at 7:45 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-28 7:55:01 AM  
21 votes:

Xai: TuckFrump: A 'huge' tornado? That's barely a dust-devil

made entirely of mosquitos


Man, the dude at the base of that swarm must be almost as delicious to mosquitoes as I am.
 
2021-02-28 8:06:22 AM  
10 votes:

Prof. Frink: It's a different kind of swirling cloud altogether.


It's a different kind of swirling cloud.
 
2021-02-28 9:09:26 AM  
9 votes:
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2021-02-28 11:10:03 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-02-28 9:35:46 AM  
5 votes:
Bet they could suck a man dry faster than your momma.
 
2021-02-28 7:57:18 AM  
5 votes:
It's a different kind of swirling cloud altogether.
 
2021-02-28 8:40:41 AM  
4 votes:

Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.


I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.
 
2021-02-28 10:14:59 AM  
3 votes:
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Noping right out of there
 
2021-02-28 9:22:11 AM  
3 votes:
Coming soon to Sy-Fy...Mosqui-do!
 
2021-02-28 2:52:43 PM  
2 votes:
So that is a true vortex of suck?
 
2021-02-28 11:04:55 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA:However, mozzies love moisture too. They like nothing better than stagnant or still water, such as a pond, marsh or just a plant pot filled with rain, to lay their larvae in.

Mozzies?

Maybe Morwena has a spray for that in the dunnie, just go past the coolie that Javelina and Trevor are sitting on. Ask Decklan if you get lost.

Leave Barbie out of it!

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2021-02-28 10:01:22 AM  
2 votes:
Quick, kill it, it might be carrying a giant battle axe!

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2021-02-28 7:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
If I wouldn't keep driving on that road, I would get OFF!
 
2021-02-28 11:53:25 AM  
1 vote:
Meh. I was born and raised in the swamps and that is just the weekend swarm getting ready to hit all of the fishermen. Happens all summer long.
 
2021-02-28 11:49:41 AM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.


I remember in the thread about the Elon Musk flame throwers some Farkers were claiming that there is no way a normal person would ever need one.  I wonder if this changes their minds.
 
2021-02-28 11:32:34 AM  
1 vote:
It's definitely not a goddamned space station.
 
2021-02-28 11:11:32 AM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.


"few"?
 
2021-02-28 9:28:01 AM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: Albert911emt: Ishkur: One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.

I can't think of a situation where using a flame thrower would not be appropriate.

Appropriate, sure. But best course of action?

Consider killing an ant. You COULD use a flamethrower, however....


How about a million ants?
 
2021-02-28 9:01:31 AM  
1 vote:
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Just send Genos in to eliminate them.
 
2021-02-28 7:56:15 AM  
1 vote:
One of the few situations where a flamethrower would actually be the best course of action.
 
2021-02-28 4:43:45 AM  
1 vote:
Yikes. Better fire up the gorillacano!!!
 
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