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(Fox News)   The first major award show of the pandemic is here, and thankfully Ricky Gervais is nowhere in sight. It's the 78th annual Golden Globes with bicoastal hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, 7 PM ET on NBC   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2021-02-28 2:55:46 AM  
12 votes:
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2021-02-28 3:30:19 PM  
7 votes:

Mugato: ...they don't even have to get legally married on stage, just one kiss. We all know they're soul mates.


I'm not a particularly big Poehler fan but I will be if you tell me Faye's scar is because Amy wears particularly sharp garters.
 
2021-02-28 1:30:35 PM  
7 votes:
...they don't even have to get legally married on stage, just one kiss. We all know they're soul mates.
 
2021-02-28 9:11:28 AM  
6 votes:

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Dear God.

Anyway, are Tina and Amy finally going to get married on stage this time?
 
2021-02-28 11:33:29 PM  
4 votes:

philodough: Hollywood's favorite hobo
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2021-02-28 10:52:33 PM  
4 votes:
In The Crown, this girl looks exactly like Princess Diana
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but when she walks her dog she looks exactly like me
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2021-02-28 10:47:32 PM  
4 votes:
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2021-02-28 12:29:40 PM  
4 votes:

Speaker2Animals: Ricky Gervais was the only thing that made these public wanking sessions watchable, submitter.


Relax. He's gonna be there.
Someone has to park all those fancy cars.
 
2021-02-28 10:05:57 PM  
3 votes:

Unbridled Apathy: My dad told me, when I was young, that the one person I could never marry was Jane Fonda.


Well, you sure showed him, right, Ted Turner?
 
2021-02-28 9:01:13 PM  
3 votes:

philodough: Any Poehler


Oh that's not just any Poehler, that's a highly-talented Poehler.
 
2021-02-28 8:38:04 PM  
3 votes:

foo monkey: Unbridled Apathy: Unbridled Apathy: foo monkey: ZMugg:

Can I have a clue?


Which three Academy Award-winning actors (using the term gender-neutral) have played live-action roles in both the Star Wars and Marvel Cinematic Universes?

Portman springs to mind.

And Lupita N'yongo

No.  Not live-action in Star Wars.


Andy Serkis.
 
2021-02-28 8:26:43 PM  
3 votes:

Polish Hussar: "And this award is Best Animated Motion Picture, or as I like to call it, 'Why Eddie Murphy Has Five Mansions.'"

Ha!


Meh.  At least one of them was paid for by "Party All The Time."
 
2021-02-28 8:12:41 PM  
3 votes:
Daniel when he realized he was on mute.

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2021-02-28 7:51:32 PM  
3 votes:
A major award?
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It's fra-jee-lay.
 
2021-02-28 11:00:36 PM  
2 votes:

philodough: Kaley Cuoco
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I hope she has a lovely time at the prom.
 
2021-02-28 9:00:17 PM  
2 votes:
Any Poehler
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2021-02-28 8:45:49 PM  
2 votes:

sarahthustra: Space lasers control the weather.


Thus Spake sarahthustra.

/Oh look, your theme song!
 
2021-02-28 8:41:31 PM  
2 votes:
Amy looks like Beverly D'Angelo.
 
2021-02-28 8:40:15 PM  
2 votes:

foo monkey: ZMugg: foo monkey: Mulchpuppy: foo monkey: ZMugg:

Can I have a clue?


Which three Academy Award-winning actors (using the term gender-neutral) have played live-action roles in both the Star Wars and Marvel Cinematic Universes?

Benicio Del Toro
Paul Bethany (maybe?)

Still trying to come up with a third.

Correct and the one people usually miss.

Did Samuel L Jackson win an Oscar?

No.  That's the one people INSIST is correct, but is not.


Well shut my mouth.
 
2021-02-28 8:25:26 PM  
2 votes:
"And this award is Best Animated Motion Picture, or as I like to call it, 'Why Eddie Murphy Has Five Mansions.'"

Ha!
 
2021-02-28 6:57:04 PM  
2 votes:
It's three hours of Biden getting his knob polished by Hollywood I bet. Hard pass.
 
2021-02-28 11:31:45 AM  
2 votes:
What's wrong with Ricky Gervais?  Did I miss a Fark memo again?
 
2021-02-28 11:01:18 PM  
1 vote:

philodough: In The Crown, this girl looks exactly like Princess Diana
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but when she walks her dog she looks exactly like me
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No.  Like every female actor in The Crown, they cast a beautiful, talented actress, then ugged her down to play her real-life counterpart.  Diana was the very definition of "British Hot."
 
2021-02-28 10:19:33 PM  
1 vote:
I can't believe that old traitor c*nt won an award. Damn
 
2021-02-28 10:14:14 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, Jody Foster is gay?
 
2021-02-28 9:28:41 PM  
1 vote:

Polish Hussar: Per Wikipedia, 16 people have completed the EGOT.  Actor is not the most common profession to have achieved this distinction, what is?


Secretary of Education?
 
2021-02-28 9:07:56 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: foo monkey:

i think you looked it up

I did not....I did talk about it with my wife though


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Thanks for indulging me!  Anyone else have a trivia question?
 
2021-02-28 8:58:15 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Unbridled Apathy: Can I get a ruling about AoS being in the MCU?

Included.  If I'm wrong, that's on me.


Forest Whitaker.
 
2021-02-28 8:52:17 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: foo monkey: ZMugg: foo monkey: I've had people try and start fights with me, claiming SLJ has won an Oscar.

I looked it up, he has 1 Oscar nomination (BSA for Pulp Fiction).

Looked it up!  You're cheating!

Just SLJ, to confirm your point after you ruled him out.


just busting your balls.  :)
 
2021-02-28 8:51:29 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: ZMugg: foo monkey: I've had people try and start fights with me, claiming SLJ has won an Oscar.

I looked it up, he has 1 Oscar nomination (BSA for Pulp Fiction).

Looked it up!  You're cheating!


Just SLJ, to confirm your point after you ruled him out.
 
2021-02-28 8:47:24 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: sarahthustra: Space lasers control the weather.

Thus Spake sarahthustra.

/Oh look, your theme song!


*awkward dancing*
 
2021-02-28 8:43:42 PM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Amy looks like Beverly D'Angelo.


She does indeed
 
2021-02-28 8:34:50 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: foo monkey: foo monkey: I have a trivia question, but before I ask it, I need everyone to promise to not look up the answer.  Gotta guess.

I'll know you're cheating, because nobody gets it right the first time.

Ronald Reagan

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Corn flakes painted white

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No gorilla suit, it was all stop motion

...



This sounds like a "Carnac" set-up.
 
2021-02-28 8:28:28 PM  
1 vote:

BlazeTrailer: Mugato: ...they don't even have to get legally married on stage, just one kiss. We all know they're soul mates.

I'm not a particularly big Poehler fan but I will be if you tell me Faye's scar is because Amy wears particularly sharp garters.


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2021-02-28 8:27:51 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: foo monkey: I have a trivia question, but before I ask it, I need everyone to promise to not look up the answer.  Gotta guess.

I'll know you're cheating, because nobody gets it right the first time.


Ronald Reagan

...

Corn flakes painted white

...

No gorilla suit, it was all stop motion

...

Can I have a clue?
 
2021-02-28 8:14:31 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: I have a trivia question, but before I ask it, I need everyone to promise to not look up the answer.  Gotta guess.


The Number 42
 
2021-02-28 8:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
The Border Tribe notches it's first win.
 
2021-02-28 8:11:15 PM  
1 vote:
DANIEL!  YOU'RE ON MUTE!
 
2021-02-28 8:06:09 PM  
1 vote:
Golly, Tina Fey sure is pretty.
 
2021-02-28 6:49:34 PM  
1 vote:
Gervais has been reliably funny on that show, but so have Fay and Poehler. I'm fine either way. We will watch at least some of it tonight.

If getting worked up over stuff like this is, like, your thing, well, don't let me stop you.
 
2021-02-28 12:03:47 PM  
1 vote:
-1 for dissing Ricky.
 
2021-02-28 9:04:58 AM  
1 vote:
LEAVE RICKY ALONE!

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