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(Fox News)   The first major award show of the pandemic is here, and thankfully Ricky Gervais is nowhere in sight. It's the 78th annual Golden Globes with bicoastal hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, 7 PM ET on NBC   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2021-02-28 11:12:45 AM  
32 votes:
Ricky Gervais was the only thing that made these public wanking sessions watchable, submitter.
 
2021-02-28 12:03:47 PM  
16 votes:
-1 for dissing Ricky.
 
2021-02-28 11:31:45 AM  
16 votes:
What's wrong with Ricky Gervais?  Did I miss a Fark memo again?
 
2021-02-28 6:57:04 PM  
11 votes:
It's three hours of Biden getting his knob polished by Hollywood I bet. Hard pass.
 
2021-02-28 8:14:55 PM  
9 votes:
Holy hell Angela Bassett is one gorgeous lady.
 
2021-02-28 6:57:37 PM  
8 votes:
Aww Subby did Ricky say something non-woke and trigger you?
Do you need a safe space?
 
2021-02-28 7:00:17 PM  
7 votes:

Trik: Aww Subby did Ricky say something non-woke and trigger you?
Do you need a safe space?


Yeah Subby. Show us on the doll where Ricky touched you.
 
2021-02-28 2:55:46 AM  
7 votes:
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2021-02-28 10:15:51 PM  
4 votes:

philodough: Gal Gadot
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I would watch a 90 minute movie of her doing a montage of WWI clothing changes.

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2021-02-28 8:56:02 PM  
4 votes:
Tina Fey
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2021-02-28 9:07:52 PM  
3 votes:
Margot Robbie
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2021-02-28 8:24:31 PM  
3 votes:

Polish Hussar: Dude, mute your phone!


It's a bit.  Fantastic.  Oh shiat, she's funny.
 
2021-02-28 8:06:09 PM  
3 votes:
Golly, Tina Fey sure is pretty.
 
2021-02-28 6:42:14 PM  
3 votes:

vudukungfu: Speaker2Animals: Ricky Gervais was the only thing that made these public wanking sessions watchable, submitter.

Relax. He's gonna be there.
Someone has to park all those fancy cars.


Your mom thinks you're witty.

/she paid me to say that
 
2021-02-28 10:52:33 PM  
2 votes:
In The Crown, this girl looks exactly like Princess Diana
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but when she walks her dog she looks exactly like me
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2021-02-28 10:34:05 PM  
2 votes:
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still hurts.
 
2021-02-28 10:24:27 PM  
2 votes:
The lovely Regina King
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2021-02-28 9:11:44 PM  
2 votes:
Jamie Lee Curtis
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2021-02-28 9:01:13 PM  
2 votes:

philodough: Any Poehler


Oh that's not just any Poehler, that's a highly-talented Poehler.
 
2021-02-28 8:58:15 PM  
2 votes:

foo monkey: Unbridled Apathy: Can I get a ruling about AoS being in the MCU?

Included.  If I'm wrong, that's on me.


Forest Whitaker.
 
2021-02-28 8:30:01 PM  
2 votes:

foo monkey: Polish Hussar: "And this award is Best Animated Motion Picture, or as I like to call it, 'Why Eddie Murphy Has Five Mansions.'"

Ha!

Meh.  At least one of them was paid for by "Party All The Time."


Touche.  For the backstory on that vanity project, here's Todd in the Shadows:

ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy
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2021-02-28 8:28:46 PM  
2 votes:

SlamPuff: TV broad cast to a zoom to an iPad recording!! How deep can we go???


"Zoomception," coming soon from Christopher Nolan!
 
2021-02-28 8:17:23 PM  
2 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Holy hell Angela Bassett is one gorgeous lady.



rawr.

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2021-02-28 9:11:28 AM  
2 votes:

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Dear God.

Anyway, are Tina and Amy finally going to get married on stage this time?
 
2021-02-28 9:04:58 AM  
2 votes:
LEAVE RICKY ALONE!

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2021-02-28 11:01:18 PM  
1 vote:

philodough: In The Crown, this girl looks exactly like Princess Diana
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but when she walks her dog she looks exactly like me
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No.  Like every female actor in The Crown, they cast a beautiful, talented actress, then ugged her down to play her real-life counterpart.  Diana was the very definition of "British Hot."
 
2021-02-28 11:00:36 PM  
1 vote:

philodough: Kaley Cuoco
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I hope she has a lovely time at the prom.
 
2021-02-28 10:46:23 PM  
1 vote:
Damn good speech from Sacha Baron Cohen.
 
2021-02-28 10:44:22 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Polish Hussar: ariseatex: I'll admit it, I teared up a little.

You're not the only one.

A great actor and human being.  We got Heath Ledger-cheated out of so many years of talent.


THIS.  He already had many acclaimed performances under his belt when he died, and yet it still felt like he was just getting started.  He had so much more to share as an artist.
 
2021-02-28 10:34:26 PM  
1 vote:
Salma Hayek
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2021-02-28 10:29:11 PM  
1 vote:
I've said it before and I'll say it again.  The Queen's Gambit was a middling show.  The only reason it gained attention was because it put Anna Taylor-Joy in a starring role.  She's a beautiful woman and great actress.  She shined a turd of a script and plot, which only speaks to her talent.
 
2021-02-28 10:18:38 PM  
1 vote:

Polish Hussar: Agent Scully still looking fine.


I like how she didn't land on an accent.  She's bi-accentual and her acceptance speech was all over the place.  I'm starting Crown season 3 tomorrow.  Looking forward to it.
 
2021-02-28 10:15:27 PM  
1 vote:
Agent Scully still looking fine.
 
2021-02-28 10:09:18 PM  
1 vote:
Gal Gadot
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2021-02-28 9:59:04 PM  
1 vote:
My dad told me, when I was young, that the one person I could never marry was Jane Fonda.
 
2021-02-28 9:29:44 PM  
1 vote:

Unbridled Apathy: Polish Hussar: Per Wikipedia, 16 people have completed the EGOT.  Actor is not the most common profession to have achieved this distinction, what is?

Secretary of Education?


Seriously, it's probably "composer"
 
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2021-02-28 9:18:59 PM  
1 vote:

Polish Hussar: Unbridled Apathy: Polish Hussar: foo monkey: Polish Hussar: Here's a much less interesting trivia question than foo monkey's, what year did Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick get married?

1984.

Nope, but the correct decade.

1989?

/only 8 more guesses

Warmer


I think it was 88. There was an article about Kyra not too long ago and it mentioned they were married for 32 years I think.
 
2021-02-28 9:17:27 PM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Holy hell Angela Bassett is one gorgeous lady.


Always has been.
She makes everything she's in better.
 
2021-02-28 9:01:31 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: foo monkey: Unbridled Apathy: Can I get a ruling about AoS being in the MCU?

Included.  If I'm wrong, that's on me.

Forest Whitaker.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Las​t​_King_of_Scotland_(film)

Nobody does slow-burn crazy like Forest Whitaker.  When that guy was on The Shield, he made me want to kick my television across the room and I mean that as a compliment.

i think you looked it up
 
2021-02-28 9:00:17 PM  
1 vote:
Any Poehler
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2021-02-28 8:57:24 PM  
1 vote:
Norman Lear is 98.  I hope I'm doing as well as he is when I'm 80.
 
2021-02-28 8:44:01 PM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: KENAN AND MAYA!!!!


as well it should.

Maya's hosting SNL next week, so they're all on the same Covid protocol.  I'm ok with this.
 
2021-02-28 8:42:00 PM  
1 vote:
KENAN AND MAYA!!!!
 
2021-02-28 8:39:50 PM  
1 vote:

Polish Hussar: foo monkey: Unbridled Apathy: Unbridled Apathy: foo monkey: ZMugg:

Can I have a clue?


Which three Academy Award-winning actors (using the term gender-neutral) have played live-action roles in both the Star Wars and Marvel Cinematic Universes?

Portman springs to mind.

And Lupita N'yongo

No.  Not live-action in Star Wars.

So we've got Porman and Del Toro, and people who played digital characters don't count.


JFC

Samuel L Jackson
 
2021-02-28 8:39:28 PM  
1 vote:
Huh, Aaron Sorkin is still relevant?
 
2021-02-28 8:38:25 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Mulchpuppy: foo monkey: ZMugg:

Can I have a clue?


Which three Academy Award-winning actors (using the term gender-neutral) have played live-action roles in both the Star Wars and Marvel Cinematic Universes?

Benicio Del Toro
Paul Bethany (maybe?)

Still trying to come up with a third.

Correct and the one people usually miss.


Did Samuel L Jackson win an Oscar?
 
2021-02-28 8:34:50 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: foo monkey: foo monkey: I have a trivia question, but before I ask it, I need everyone to promise to not look up the answer.  Gotta guess.

I'll know you're cheating, because nobody gets it right the first time.

Ronald Reagan

...

Corn flakes painted white

...

No gorilla suit, it was all stop motion

...



This sounds like a "Carnac" set-up.
 
2021-02-28 8:32:47 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: ZMugg:

Can I have a clue?


Which three Academy Award-winning actors (using the term gender-neutral) have played live-action roles in both the Star Wars and Marvel Cinematic Universes?


Benicio Del Toro
Paul Bethany (maybe?)

Still trying to come up with a third.
 
2021-02-28 8:31:56 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: ZMugg:

Can I have a clue?


Which three Academy Award-winning actors (using the term gender-neutral) have played live-action roles in both the Star Wars and Marvel Cinematic Universes?


Portman springs to mind.
 
2021-02-28 8:17:20 PM  
1 vote:
John Boyega notches the first win for the Rebel Alliance.  Although based on how he was treated in the last film, he may not want to acknowledge that connection.
 
2021-02-28 8:13:25 PM  
1 vote:
I have a trivia question, but before I ask it, I need everyone to promise to not look up the answer.  Gotta guess.
 
2021-02-28 8:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
The Border Tribe notches it's first win.
 
2021-02-28 8:10:45 PM  
1 vote:
GO BORAT
 
2021-02-28 1:30:35 PM  
1 vote:
...they don't even have to get legally married on stage, just one kiss. We all know they're soul mates.
 
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