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(The Hill)   ♫ Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor ♫ - Gov Noem (R-Bioterror), CPAC   (thehill.com) divider line
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2021-02-27 11:04:45 PM  
Shut up already crybaby Trumphumper.
 
2021-02-27 11:16:51 PM  
Jetting in to another political event on the state plane and the taxpayers dime?
 
2021-02-27 11:31:29 PM  
Also a state with tons of meatpacking plants with illegal workers who are too afraid to go to a doctor. I have no doubt she knows exactly that.
 
2021-02-28 12:16:46 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:00:11 AM  
South Dakota has the second-highest infection rate of all 50 states, so f her.
 
2021-02-28 2:01:54 AM  
[ORIGINAL] Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
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2021-02-28 5:40:00 AM  
Benny Hinn Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
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Let the grift flow from you...Then flow right back in...
 
2021-02-28 5:50:42 AM  
82 Year old Sing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"
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2021-02-28 5:50:50 AM  
She is well named though.
"NO, ME!!"
 
2021-02-28 5:51:30 AM  
Numbers (I can only count to four) + LYRICS [Official] by PSYCHOSTICK Drowning Pool Bodies Parody
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2021-02-28 5:53:37 AM  
Fta: "Now let me be clear: COVID didn't crush the economy, government crushed the economy,..."

Let me be clear. Covid is crushing economies around the globe.

The situation is especially dire in the US because Trump failed America by totally farking up the Federal Covid response by not having one.

2020 proved that America needs Republicans?

Fark that noise.

2020 proved that the GOP are the party of violent delusional bigoted assholes and they need to be crushed if America wants to have any sort on non-dystopian future.
 
2021-02-28 5:57:42 AM  
She is correct about one thing, history will remember 2020 and will remember the role Conservatives played in killing more Americans in one year than anything in history. History will record the irony in that the greatest threat, the reason we have an entire apparatus of defense and intelligence is to save lives of the citizens, yet as our guns were pointed outward the enemy was within. History will record that this craven scum's own mother died from an easy preventable illness that she utterly failed to do anything about.

History will record the greatest evil this nation ever faced was the (R)epugnant party.
 
2021-02-28 5:58:38 AM  
"Now let me be clear: COVID didn't crush the economy, government crushed the economy," she said.

So you live in a fantasy world where dead people can support an economy, since a lot more people would have died if we'd just let the disease spread willy-nilly all over the country.

These people need to be run over by the karma train. Then backed over by the karma train. Then run over again.
 
2021-02-28 6:04:07 AM  
This seems to a combination of placing no value on human life, combined with a refusal to help people even when there is a financial incentive to do so.
 
2021-02-28 6:06:48 AM  

foo monkey: South Dakota has the second-highest infection rate of all 50 states, so f her.


Her type sees that as a good thing.
 
2021-02-28 6:12:41 AM  

quatchi: Fta: "Now let me be clear: COVID didn't crush the economy, government crushed the economy,..."

Let me be clear. Covid is crushing economies around the globe.

The situation is especially dire in the US because Trump failed America by totally farking up the Federal Covid response by not having one.

2020 proved that America needs Republicans?

Fark that noise.

2020 proved that the GOP are the party of violent delusional bigoted assholes and they need to be crushed if America wants to have any sort on non-dystopian future.


I guess if we had just gone with the death rate up front and let everyone who got it die, let the hospitals collapse from the initial onslaught of cases, had everyone get sick right away; hm, lessee...[calculate calculate] and giving it a maximum IFR of 1.4%, (the estimated rate of death back in May) then we'd have had 4.9 million deaths, instead of half a million; otherwise known as....

TEN TIMES AS MANY?!?

[350,000,000 * .014 (1.4%) = 4,900,000]  [4,900,000/500,000 = 9.8]

I dunno, No-me, I think nearly FIVE MILLION DEAD and hospitals in all major cities choked with the sick and dying, might have had just a BIT of an impact on the economy.
 
2021-02-28 6:12:48 AM  
Cypress Hill - Put Em in the Ground (Audio)
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2021-02-28 6:31:44 AM  
It's getting harder and harder to remember a time when the GOP was marked by militant stupidity.
 
2021-02-28 6:34:27 AM  
"Now Dr. Fauci, he told me that on my worst day I'd have 10,000 patients in the hospital. On our worst day, we had a little over 600."

It's highly doubtful that Fauci said anything of the sort for two reasons:

1) Fauci doesn't do predictions and exact numbers. He does probabilities and generalities.
2) Facui wouldn't be talking to her directly for any reason. He likes to address mass audiences, to get the message out. Talking to individuals is a waste of time to him.

As for her claim: 10k patients in the hospital can be interpreted many ways. Does she mean 10k new patients in one day, or patients accumulating until one day there'd be 10k of them in the hospital? If it's the former, the most cases SD got in one day was 2190 on Nov 27. That doesn't necessarily translate to patients in hospitals but it's a good measurement to use. If it's the latter, the peak day of active cases in SD was just under 20,000 in late November.

(I have no idea where she got the 600 number from)

Now those numbers may look pedestrian when compared to California, but that's because South Dakota only has 800,000 people in it. Per capita, South Dakota is the 2nd worst state in the US when it comes to Covid infections (and it's 8th in Covid deaths) with 127k cases per million. That means 12.6% of the entire state has been infected, 1 in every 8 residents. The only state with a worse infected rate is North Dakota next door.

Kristi Noem's state has one of the lowest population density in the country, it should've been a piece of cake to shield it from the virus. But evidently her genius strategy of ignoring the experts and doing nothing accomplished absolutely fark-all to stop the spread of Covid.

Conclusion: Either Kristi Noem is a non-epidemiologist former beauty queen who doesn't know what she's talking about, or she's full of shiat.
 
2021-02-28 6:39:36 AM  
Male or female, you don't have time to adequately perform the duties of an extremely demanding job like Governor of a state, and maintain a level of fitness that gives you shoulders like that, at the same time. It's one or the other.

And I submit this as evidence of my position.
 
2021-02-28 6:50:08 AM  
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2021-02-28 7:15:56 AM  

FatherChaos: "Now let me be clear: COVID didn't crush the economy, government crushed the economy," she said.

So you live in a fantasy world where dead people can support an economy, since a lot more people would have died if we'd just let the disease spread willy-nilly all over the country.

These people need to be run over by the karma train. Then backed over by the karma train. Then run over again.


Also....who the hell runs the government of South Dakota?

This is one of those "government is the evil and is the enemy. Pay me to be the government." Followed by continued biatching about "the government".

These people believe in nothing. Their words are meaningless. They are scum.
 
2021-02-28 8:08:01 AM  
"South Dakota saw some of the highest coronavirus cases and deaths per capita of any state in the U.S. this fall, despite having a relatively small population of approximately 884,000." [FTFA]

Un hunh....
 
2021-02-28 8:11:36 AM  
SD Population: 884,000

Puerto Rico Population: 3.2 million

....how is PR not a state, again?
 
2021-02-28 8:12:31 AM  
She desperately wants to be Trump's running mate and get out of South Dakota
 
2021-02-28 8:15:19 AM  

quatchi: Fta: "Now let me be clear: COVID didn't crush the economy, government crushed the economy,..."

Let me be clear. Covid is crushing economies around the globe.

The situation is especially dire in the US because Trump failed America by totally farking up the Federal Covid response by not having one.

2020 proved that America needs Republicans?

Fark that noise.

2020 proved that the GOP are the party of violent delusional bigoted assholes and they need to be crushed if America wants to have any sort on non-dystopian future.


Don't say Trump didn't have a federal response. He did. It was to push it on the states and then to steal PPE from states to put in the federal stockpile which was then given to his allies to resell to the states. Then he tried to hamstring the states responses by demanding that they stop any efforts at containment or mask wearing that they were doing. If he had only done nothing, we would be better off. But he actively made the state responses worse!
 
2021-02-28 8:20:41 AM  
More granny skulls for the throne.
 
2021-02-28 8:26:16 AM  

RasIanI: SD Population: 884,000

Puerto Rico Population: 3.2 million

....how is PR not a state, again?


Skin tone. Not even a hard question.

Possibly accents too!
 
2021-02-28 8:29:35 AM  
Republicans love mass murderers.
 
2021-02-28 8:34:20 AM  

Catlenfell: She desperately wants to be Trump's running mate and get out of South Dakota


You're right These people aren't very bright. Teaming up with Trump now is sort of like running over to a party up the block after Dad's police scanner says the police are on their way there.
 
2021-02-28 8:49:29 AM  
The definition of her shoulders and her ever present willingness to show them off makes her seem very credible.
 
2021-02-28 8:52:12 AM  

Blathering Idjut: It's getting harder and harder to remember a time when the GOP was marked by militant stupidity.


Nixon turned the Repubicans into a criminal gang, but Reagan accelerated the idiocy.
 
2021-02-28 8:59:37 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Blathering Idjut: It's getting harder and harder to remember a time when the GOP was marked by militant stupidity.

Nixon turned the Repubicans into a criminal gang, but Reagan accelerated the idiocy.


Reagan's Jelly Belly divination and astrology gave magical baloney many footholds in the Republican party.
 
2021-02-28 9:09:11 AM  

RasIanI: SD Population: 884,000

Puerto Rico Population: 3.2 million

....how is PR not a state, again?


Reasons, such as and furthermore. Why do you hate america?
 
2021-02-28 9:17:46 AM  
My days of not taking her seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
 
2021-02-28 9:36:40 AM  
Now Dr. Fauci, he told me that on my worst day I'd have 10,000 patients in the hospital.

What are things Fauci never told her?
 
2021-02-28 9:52:13 AM  
And she's the second-most amoral Republican politician in South Dakota
 
2021-02-28 9:55:47 AM  

Gyrfalcon: quatchi: Fta: "Now let me be clear: COVID didn't crush the economy, government crushed the economy,..."

Let me be clear. Covid is crushing economies around the globe.

The situation is especially dire in the US because Trump failed America by totally farking up the Federal Covid response by not having one.

2020 proved that America needs Republicans?

Fark that noise.

2020 proved that the GOP are the party of violent delusional bigoted assholes and they need to be crushed if America wants to have any sort on non-dystopian future.

I guess if we had just gone with the death rate up front and let everyone who got it die, let the hospitals collapse from the initial onslaught of cases, had everyone get sick right away; hm, lessee...[calculate calculate] and giving it a maximum IFR of 1.4%, (the estimated rate of death back in May) then we'd have had 4.9 million deaths, instead of half a million; otherwise known as....

TEN TIMES AS MANY?!?

[350,000,000 * .014 (1.4%) = 4,900,000]  [4,900,000/500,000 = 9.8]

I dunno, No-me, I think nearly FIVE MILLION DEAD and hospitals in all major cities choked with the sick and dying, might have had just a BIT of an impact on the economy.


They're Republicans. They said there would be no math. That's for nerds, and people that can count with their socks still on.
 
2021-02-28 9:56:21 AM  

thealgorerhythm: And she's the second-most amoral Republican politician in South Dakota


Are we starting to see a pattern there?
 
2021-02-28 10:31:52 AM  
Gov. Palin of the Prairie is her nickname, but unlike the original I think she just acts stupid, which is the go-to strategy to be a successful Republican these days.
 
2021-02-28 10:46:46 AM  
Wasn't there a chart of deaths that showed her state (and one or two other red states) recently, with rapidly rising C19 body counts? Even with all their manipulation to hide the cause?
 
2021-02-28 10:51:37 AM  
If only we'd listened to Grover Cleveland.

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2021-02-28 11:12:17 AM  
Noem likes to brag about the SODAK budget while pretending she didn't get a multi-billion dollar handout from Uncle Sam.
 
2021-02-28 11:21:50 AM  
There was a time in December that SD had no ICU capacity in any of their major cities and about 9 beds across the whole state.

They actively held super spreader events traced to out breaks in other states.

And in the midst of all this her voters overwhelmingly voted to legalize Marijuana and she has spent more effort into blocking that from happening than from getting people to follow basic pandemic safety.

No one is ever going to choose a South Dakota rep as a running mate so this is just cruelty for no reason
 
2021-02-28 11:24:29 AM  
And the best part is, if you're here political ally you can kill some one drunk driving and face no penalty!
 
2021-02-28 11:25:06 AM  

IgG4: Jetting in to another political event on the state plane and the taxpayers dime?


And having a tantrum cuz she can't buy a new one. She really is an epic dunt.
 
2021-02-28 11:58:43 AM  
In the upper midwest there is overwhelming support on social media for the policies of the governments of the Dakotas. They are cowing or browbeating the reasonable people into silence and/or exhaustion, and the reasonable are packing up and heading out.

We need help.
 
2021-02-28 1:38:21 PM  

Speaker2Animals: If only we'd listened to Grover Cleveland.

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I'm more concerned with that giant railroad Cleveland wanted to build in the mid south, from Colorado to Tennessee. It must be 200 miles wide. The train would be enormous!
 
2021-02-28 1:49:12 PM  

Ishkur: Speaker2Animals: If only we'd listened to Grover Cleveland.

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I'm more concerned with that giant railroad Cleveland wanted to build in the mid south, from Colorado to Tennessee. It must be 200 miles wide. The train would be enormous!


That's the wall keeping Texas out.

Those are some funky maps. Ben Garrison could sure learn a few pointers from that concise labeling.
 
2021-02-28 2:16:30 PM  

Spice Must Flow: Ishkur: Speaker2Animals: If only we'd listened to Grover Cleveland.

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I'm more concerned with that giant railroad Cleveland wanted to build in the mid south, from Colorado to Tennessee. It must be 200 miles wide. The train would be enormous!

That's the wall keeping Texas out.

Those are some funky maps. Ben Garrison could sure learn a few pointers from that concise labeling.


Old-timey political commentary was hilarious that way.
 
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