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(CBC)   Authorities say the victim was found clean, tidy, and well dressed   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Sad, Snow, Conservatism, Left-wing politics, Comment, Snow grooming, Death, Closed, First aid  
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2021-02-28 3:34:01 AM  
6 votes:

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Apologizing for a hockey fight.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 3:08:21 AM  
4 votes:

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Death by maple syrup, Molson, or moose.
 
2021-02-28 7:29:14 AM  
3 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?

Dying of shame after forgetting to say that you're sorry.


Which remains preferable to the most
American way to die:
Being shot by a MAGA incel while still in kindergarten.

God bless the U.S.A.
 
2021-02-28 4:39:56 AM  
2 votes:

bughunter: abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?

Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
[hackaday.com image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]


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2021-02-28 4:31:30 AM  
2 votes:

SumoJeb: 433: Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?

Death by maple syrup, Molson, or moose.

Canadian Fact:  We had maple & moose meat flavoured chips, and they paired well with Molson products.


That actually sounds tasty.
 
2021-02-28 4:08:07 AM  
2 votes:

abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?


Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
hackaday.comView Full Size
 
2021-02-28 2:26:07 AM  
2 votes:
Snow groomers only work on snowmen.
 
2021-02-28 1:27:24 PM  
1 vote:

Hassan Ben Sobr: Ouch, if that happened to me I'd be piste off.


*Google "piste"...

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2021-02-28 12:49:03 PM  
1 vote:

bughunter: abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?

Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
[hackaday.com image 480x270]


Sounds like a snowcat ran him over...they are plows on tracks, but they also have a hydraulic powered tiller on the back, which spins to smooth the snow into corduroy. He got squashed, then raked...poor bastard.
 
2021-02-28 2:45:40 AM  
1 vote:
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Too soon?
 
2021-02-28 2:41:01 AM  
1 vote:
The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?
 
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