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(CBC)   Authorities say the victim was found clean, tidy, and well dressed   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Sad, Snow, Conservatism, Left-wing politics, Comment, Snow grooming, Death, Closed, First aid  
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2021-02-28 2:23:22 AM  
In Okanaga, all Myagi know two thing: snow groom, and karate.
 
2021-02-28 2:25:35 AM  
Left a piece of his tooth in the Corn Flakes, like he was adverizin'
 
2021-02-28 2:26:07 AM  
Snow groomers only work on snowmen.
 
2021-02-28 2:26:45 AM  
Is it racist? Sure.
 
2021-02-28 2:31:43 AM  
Sometimes you shred the gnar, sometimes the groomer shreds you.
 
2021-02-28 2:35:01 AM  
Is there a more Canadian way to die?
 
2021-02-28 2:41:01 AM  
The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?
 
2021-02-28 2:45:22 AM  
Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half and placed inside the glove compartment of a sanitation truck. Police are baffled.

/obscure?
 
2021-02-28 2:45:40 AM  
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Too soon?
 
2021-02-28 2:52:31 AM  

abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?


The accident was tragic, but damn if that wasn't the slickest corduroy they had ever seen.
 
2021-02-28 3:08:06 AM  
anus:  unremarkable
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 3:08:21 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Death by maple syrup, Molson, or moose.
 
2021-02-28 3:17:12 AM  

433: Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?

Death by maple syrup, Molson, or moose.


Canadian Fact:  We had maple & moose meat flavoured chips, and they paired well with Molson products.
 
2021-02-28 3:34:01 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Apologizing for a hockey fight.
 
2021-02-28 4:02:18 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Being crushed into the boards by a zamboni
 
2021-02-28 4:08:07 AM  

abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?


Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
hackaday.comView Full Size
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 4:08:58 AM  

SumoJeb: Canadian Fact:  We had maple & moose meat flavoured chips, and they paired well with Molson products.


They make crawfish flavored chips down here.  You should sign up to host an exchange student and be very specific.
 
2021-02-28 4:12:15 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Heart attack while curling?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 4:21:19 AM  

Resident Muslim: Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?

Heart attack while curling?


Eaten by a polar bear while Mounties attempt a rescue.
 
2021-02-28 4:31:30 AM  

SumoJeb: 433: Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?

Death by maple syrup, Molson, or moose.

Canadian Fact:  We had maple & moose meat flavoured chips, and they paired well with Molson products.


That actually sounds tasty.
 
2021-02-28 4:39:56 AM  

bughunter: abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?

Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
[hackaday.com image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]


i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2021-02-28 5:11:27 AM  

Ronnie_Zman: Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half and placed inside the glove compartment of a sanitation truck. Police are baffled.

/obscure?


I knew I recognised it, but had to Google.

If it makes you feel any better, I didn't have seconds.
 
2021-02-28 5:20:08 AM  

Ronnie_Zman: Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half and placed inside the glove compartment of a sanitation truck. Police are baffled.

/obscure?


Nothing is obscure on Fark.

(When are people gonna learn?)
 
2021-02-28 6:34:24 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Dying of shame after forgetting to say that you're sorry.
 
2021-02-28 7:03:47 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


storming the beach at Normandy?
 
2021-02-28 7:29:14 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?

Dying of shame after forgetting to say that you're sorry.


Which remains preferable to the most
American way to die:
Being shot by a MAGA incel while still in kindergarten.

God bless the U.S.A.
 
2021-02-28 7:58:19 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


Something involving maple syrup and a zamboni.
 
2021-02-28 8:21:41 AM  
So Canadians can't afford to let there elderly retire with government benefits? 70 years old, out in the freezing cold being eaten by a machine isn't how you get rid of your old Canada.
 
2021-02-28 9:03:12 AM  

bughunter: abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?

Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
[hackaday.com image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]


pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
 
2021-02-28 9:30:42 AM  

JRoo: [Fark user image 464x253] [View Full Size image _x_]
Too soon?


Goodbye asswipe
 
2021-02-28 10:43:24 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?


eaten by beavers?
 
2021-02-28 12:04:25 PM  

scalpod: Snow groomers only work on snowmen

children

ftfy

/the sick farks
 
2021-02-28 12:43:30 PM  
Ouch, if that happened to me I'd be piste off.
 
2021-02-28 12:49:03 PM  

bughunter: abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?

Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
[hackaday.com image 480x270]


Sounds like a snowcat ran him over...they are plows on tracks, but they also have a hydraulic powered tiller on the back, which spins to smooth the snow into corduroy. He got squashed, then raked...poor bastard.
 
2021-02-28 1:13:03 PM  

ficklefkrfark: bughunter: abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?

Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
[hackaday.com image 480x270]

Sounds like a snowcat ran him over...they are plows on tracks, but they also have a hydraulic powered tiller on the back, which spins to smooth the snow into corduroy. He got squashed, then raked...poor bastard.


RTFA and that's all I could think--must have been godawful gruesome. Either the tracks got him, or he got churned by the blower. If it were the blower, there'd have been no 'first aid' given, so I'm assuming the tracks got him, which would be akin to getting processed through a tenderizer/injector.

How messed up is Canada? Live 70 years and to die like that--bet he didn't have THAT on his list of worries.
 
2021-02-28 1:27:24 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Ouch, if that happened to me I'd be piste off.


*Google "piste"...

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2021-02-28 1:51:38 PM  

cwheelie: Ragin' Asian: Is there a more Canadian way to die?

eaten by beavers?


That's doing it wrong.
 
2021-02-28 2:51:25 PM  

bughunter: abiigdog: The feelings they are having are "beyond comprehension", I mean c'mon ski resort PR person, really?

Depends on what kind of a snow groomer it was.

Was it just one of those plows on tracks?

Or was it one of these?
[hackaday.com image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]


I thought he meant that the resort PR person saying feelings of sadness and grief were beyond comprehension was what was over the top.
 
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