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(Twitter)   You're right, Mr. Half-Scoop'O'Coke, it is absolute lunacy, and it is happening right before our eyes   (twitter.com) divider line
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5207 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Feb 2021 at 2:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-27 10:11:28 PM  
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2021-02-27 10:29:42 PM  
He threw Qannonsurectionists under the bus.
 
2021-02-27 10:43:53 PM  
I hope he dies in pain and alone.
 
2021-02-27 11:16:02 PM  
I'm still not going to buy an Isuzu from you, Half Scoop.
 
2021-02-27 11:20:29 PM  
He's going to OD before charges against him are filed, isn't he?
 
2021-02-27 11:27:07 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: He's going to OD before charges against him are filed, isn't he?


I hope.
 
2021-02-27 11:43:10 PM  
How long before he goes to rehab for "exhaustion?"
 
2021-02-27 11:45:47 PM  
Amphetamine induced manic shopping spree will be the burning wreck of the Trump speedway.
 
2021-02-28 12:29:11 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: He's going to OD before charges against him are filed, isn't he?


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2021-02-28 1:07:30 AM  
 
2021-02-28 1:19:26 AM  
damn, coke scoop is gonna die before daddy2scoops, isn't he?
 
2021-02-28 1:23:20 AM  
Don't you think he looks tired?
 
2021-02-28 1:31:23 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:41:20 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Don't you think he looks tired?


Fighting injustice is exhausting *snooooort*
 
2021-02-28 1:42:50 AM  
I am old. I was a young adult in the 1980s. Like many people who were young adults in the '80s, I had my fair share up-close and personal experience with Peruvian marching powder. (OK, that's not really true--in truth, I had way more than my fair share.)  So I think I can reliably tell when someone is a cokehead. And let me assure you, I have absolutely zero doubt that this asshole is coked to the gills.
 
2021-02-28 2:10:00 AM  
Upper "etchelons"?
 
2021-02-28 2:12:38 AM  
I want him to one day just be out there with the Artie Lange collapsed septum nose.
 
2021-02-28 2:14:30 AM  

Pinnacle Point: He threw Qannonsurectionists under the bus.


Hardly. Every one of them will nod along, and think he means somebody else in the crowd.
 
2021-02-28 2:17:25 AM  
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2021-02-28 2:18:07 AM  

Owangotang: I want him to one day just be out there with the Artie Lange collapsed septum nose.


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2021-02-28 2:19:02 AM  
He has aged 25 years in six years, hahaha, he's gonna die.
 
2021-02-28 2:23:40 AM  
Cocaine is a pain reliever and antidepressant. Seems like he needs some of that, assuming he has not had any because overdoses are bad so let's crowdfund some for half scoop. For his health and long live half scoop.
 
2021-02-28 2:25:30 AM  

Cyberluddite: I am old. I was a young adult in the 1980s. Like many people who were young adults in the '80s, I had my fair share up-close and personal experience with Peruvian marching powder. (OK, that's not really true--in truth, I had way more than my fair share.)  So I think I can reliably tell when someone is a cokehead. And let me assure you, I have absolutely zero doubt that this asshole is coked to the gills.


I lived in Colombia in the 80s and I do not think I saw anyone that geeked up then.

Watching him makes my teeth hurt.
 
2021-02-28 2:25:46 AM  
Bigly? They still use that word?

They have been using socialism since the 30s so I guess it tracks. In 80 years it will still be in use somewhere somehow.
 
2021-02-28 2:25:55 AM  
Biggerly, guys.
 
2021-02-28 2:29:31 AM  

darkhorse23: How it started vs. how it's going.


Owangotang: I want him to one day just be out there with the Artie Lange collapsed septum nose.


Look at the pictures in the Boobies.  His nose is starting to droop at the point where the cartilage joins at the bone.  It's terrible.  Plastic surgery might be needed.  What a hoot.
 
2021-02-28 2:30:19 AM  

Pinnacle Point: He threw Qannonsurectionists under the bus.


Q is not gonna be happy.
 
2021-02-28 2:36:56 AM  
Yeah fark this stupid cock sucker. The right wants to be murdered if they keep falsely equivocating black lives matters protests with the January 6th coupe attempt.
 
2021-02-28 2:37:58 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: He's going to OD before charges against him are filed, isn't he?


Probably. Dude reminds me so much of a recovering cokehead neighbor I had in my late 20s. Fortunately, he finally saw how much of a dick he was when he'd relapse and got his shiat together. Uday has, like his dad, surrounded himself with sycophants who tell him he's perfectly fine. Because of that, CNN footage of a body bag getting wheeled out of Trump Tower is a very likely possibility.
 
2021-02-28 2:40:23 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Amphetamine induced manic shopping spree will be the burning wreck of the Trump speedway.


Amphetamine induces manic shopping spree is the name of my B-52s cover band!
 
2021-02-28 2:43:07 AM  

hissatsu: Upper "etchelons"?


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2021-02-28 2:44:12 AM  

stoli n coke: Because of that, CNN footage of a body bag getting wheeled out of Trump Tower is a very likely possibility.


His dad won't like being upstaged by that kind of scene. Might end up being lunch for Maralago's alligators.
 
2021-02-28 2:47:18 AM  

theflatline: Cyberluddite: I am old. I was a young adult in the 1980s. Like many people who were young adults in the '80s, I had my fair share up-close and personal experience with Peruvian marching powder. (OK, that's not really true--in truth, I had way more than my fair share.)  So I think I can reliably tell when someone is a cokehead. And let me assure you, I have absolutely zero doubt that this asshole is coked to the gills.

I lived in Colombia in the 80s and I do not think I saw anyone that geeked up then.

Watching him makes my teeth hurt.


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2021-02-28 2:49:33 AM  
He is at cocaine end stage where his dick stops working and his teeth start falling out.
 
2021-02-28 2:52:04 AM  
I think pretending I care is worse than not caring.
 
2021-02-28 2:52:31 AM  

MurphyMurphy: theflatline: Cyberluddite: I am old. I was a young adult in the 1980s. Like many people who were young adults in the '80s, I had my fair share up-close and personal experience with Peruvian marching powder. (OK, that's not really true--in truth, I had way more than my fair share.)  So I think I can reliably tell when someone is a cokehead. And let me assure you, I have absolutely zero doubt that this asshole is coked to the gills.

I lived in Colombia in the 80s and I do not think I saw anyone that geeked up then.

Watching him makes my teeth hurt.

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I can hear the circus music in my head.
 
2021-02-28 2:56:11 AM  
I want what he's on
 
2021-02-28 2:57:59 AM  

chrismurphy: stoli n coke: Because of that, CNN footage of a body bag getting wheeled out of Trump Tower is a very likely possibility.

His dad won't like being upstaged by that kind of scene. Might end up being lunch for Maralago's alligators.


He will NOT be dead due to drugs.
Appearances, you know.
 
2021-02-28 3:01:19 AM  
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2021-02-28 3:02:27 AM  
I hope he gets some bad drugs and croaks on camera, spewing nasty liquids from every orifice.
 
2021-02-28 3:03:43 AM  

joepennerlives: darkhorse23: How it started vs. how it's going.

Owangotang: I want him to one day just be out there with the Artie Lange collapsed septum nose.

Look at the pictures in the Boobies.  His nose is starting to droop at the point where the cartilage joins at the bone.  It's terrible.  Plastic surgery might be needed.  What a hoot.


i thought his nose tip was dropping too, giving him a more "hooked" nose than a few years back, but it looks pretty normal in this video screen grab:

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still, looking for that i found fun stuff!


"daddy, i love, you, i praise you, please love me too!"
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"hahahah, no. there's only ONE god in our family!"
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proof that trumpers DO believe in evolution:
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aaaaaand i thought the golden trump troll was tiny.....

it is NOT tiny! golden trumpy is bigly now, trumpy is FINALLY tall!
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2021-02-28 3:06:54 AM  
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2021-02-28 3:17:12 AM  
He said "bigly" .and then a few words that made no sense.
 
2021-02-28 3:18:47 AM  
So, I refuse to listen to his voice. Anyone care to summarize what the fark he was babbling about?
 
2021-02-28 3:22:44 AM  

whosits_112: So, I refuse to listen to his voice. Anyone care to summarize what the fark he was babbling about?


"coke snort coke coke snort coke".
 
2021-02-28 3:33:58 AM  

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2021-02-28 3:38:24 AM  
WTF is he going on about?
 
2021-02-28 3:46:15 AM  

log_jammin: whosits_112: So, I refuse to listen to his voice. Anyone care to summarize what the fark he was babbling about?

"coke snort coke coke snort coke".


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2021-02-28 3:52:21 AM  
Son does so much cocaine he doesn't have twin cavities anymore; it's just one giant cavern inside his nose.
 
2021-02-28 3:58:10 AM  
Jussie Smollett. Lol. Conservatives have no answers, no ideas, no solutions, but biatching and complaining about the pettiest bullshiat. How did he not bring up Chappaquiddick?
 
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