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1499 clicks; posted to Sports » on 27 Feb 2021 at 11:53 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-02-28 12:18:10 AM  
At once?

Try not to start any basketball players on your way to the parking lot!
2021-02-28 12:23:24 AM  
Bunch o cheaters I tells ya
2021-02-28 12:23:52 AM  
The Flying Dutch defeated Kalamazoo College 101-37 in their regular-season finale at DeVos Fieldhouse in Holland.

Fark me, I took Kalamazoo +63.  Thanks, coach.
jbc [TotalFark]
2021-02-28 12:41:59 AM  
Shot?!? You know how I know both Subby and the modmins don't follow sports?
2021-02-28 1:25:21 AM  
because all nine players have good fundamentals, which are fun to watch?
2021-02-28 1:50:37 AM  
"Our league director of officiating talked me through it, and I said, 'Well shoot, I will take a technical to start nine players because it's just the right thing to do."

"...and it's not like it's gonna be a tight game."
2021-02-28 4:23:09 AM  
That is some Ted Lasso level trickery
2021-02-28 4:54:38 AM  
I'm sure the other team was thrilled being shown up like that.
2021-02-28 7:58:05 AM  
"I started 9 because I couldn't decide who to start." Whistle blow.......... "you 4 off the court."

Your trying too hard dude, I'm sure the other team loved this nonsense.
2021-02-28 8:45:04 AM  
1.  DeVos fieldhouse? You bet your ass it's tied to Betsy DeVos

2. Team logo should be:

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2021-02-28 11:22:06 AM  
It was simple to pare that nine down to five after he did his grandstanding. He kept his "starters" in.
2021-02-28 11:27:02 AM  
Cute but cute will be really old already after the second coach does this.
2021-02-28 11:45:29 AM  
Starting is an honor or something.  Whet everyone starts no one starts.
2021-02-28 12:27:40 PM  
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2021-02-28 1:25:22 PM  
🎵ABCDEFGH I got a start,
Versus Kalamazoo🎵

/ All the cool kids love a Glenn Miller joke
2021-02-28 7:58:04 PM  
Awwww how sweet!  They all got a participation trophy!

2021-02-28 10:46:32 PM  
Seeing all the NBA games open with 8- and 24-second violations after Kobe was killed was breathtaking. The respect the whole league showed was, well, it made a lot of rooms dusty.

If this were a high school game, maybe. But yeah, participation trophy.
2021-03-01 7:13:43 AM  
'It works, ref! Three fat ones balance  six skinny ones."
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