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(TMZ)   Bryan Cranston has listed his eco-friendly Ventura Beach house for a cool 5 million. Motorhome listed separately   ( divider line
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1150 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Feb 2021 at 12:50 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-02-27 9:34:03 PM  
9 votes:

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Is he moving to Texas or Florida?  Because that's where everyone else is moving.

Nobody's moving to Texas, after what just happened.
2021-02-28 1:47:38 AM  
4 votes:
Ventura is nice but highway 101 cuts the downtown off from the ocean, except for a neighborhood a bit south of the downtown where you can live near the beach. It'd be nice if they linked to the listing.

I lived in ventura for a couple of years and really liked it - had a bike with a longboard rack and would surf almost every day.  My wife didn't like it because there were "no professionals" - only surfers, stoners, farm workers, and general contractors that park their white contractor trucks all over during the evenings and weekends after working in LA...

We moved to Switzerland and were at a posh party where we met a c-level exec for an Australian mining company and found out we all lived in ventura at the same time.  I was also friends in ventura with a former head of Apple's research group.  So I guess my point is is that my wife can be a bit of an idiot too.
2021-02-28 2:25:43 AM  
2 votes:
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that place.
2021-02-28 12:56:18 AM  
2 votes:
It's kind of cold, stark and uncomfortable looking to me.
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