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(TMZ)   Bryan Cranston has listed his eco-friendly Ventura Beach house for a cool 5 million. Motorhome listed separately   (tmz.com) divider line
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2021-02-27 9:32:26 PM  
Is he moving to Texas or Florida?  Because that's where everyone else is moving.
 
2021-02-27 9:34:03 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Is he moving to Texas or Florida?  Because that's where everyone else is moving.


Nobody's moving to Texas, after what just happened.
 
2021-02-27 9:46:11 PM  
where is the blue meth?
 
2021-02-28 12:56:18 AM  
It's kind of cold, stark and uncomfortable looking to me.
 
2021-02-28 12:59:01 AM  

darkhorse23: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Is he moving to Texas or Florida?  Because that's where everyone else is moving.

Nobody's moving to Texas, after what just happened.


You're right.  It's too crowded.
 
2021-02-28 1:47:38 AM  
Ventura is nice but highway 101 cuts the downtown off from the ocean, except for a neighborhood a bit south of the downtown where you can live near the beach. It'd be nice if they linked to the listing.

I lived in ventura for a couple of years and really liked it - had a bike with a longboard rack and would surf almost every day.  My wife didn't like it because there were "no professionals" - only surfers, stoners, farm workers, and general contractors that park their white contractor trucks all over during the evenings and weekends after working in LA...

We moved to Switzerland and were at a posh party where we met a c-level exec for an Australian mining company and found out we all lived in ventura at the same time.  I was also friends in ventura with a former head of Apple's research group.  So I guess my point is is that my wife can be a bit of an idiot too.
 
2021-02-28 1:56:40 AM  

comrade: Ventura is nice but highway 101 cuts the downtown off from the ocean


Ventura Highway
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2021-02-28 2:25:43 AM  
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that place.
 
2021-02-28 2:32:27 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Is he moving to Texas or Florida?  Because that's where everyone else is moving.


He's gonna start a pirate electric co-op in Texas, dipshiat.
 
2021-02-28 2:59:30 AM  
Wait. Let me see if I've got this straight: Bryan Cranston is selling a house?

Wait. Let me see if I've got this straight: Bryan Cranston is selling a house?

Wait. Let me see if I've got this straight: Bryan Cranston is selling a house?

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2021-02-28 3:04:17 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Is he moving to Texas or Florida?  Because that's where everyone else is moving.


... was moving to.

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2021-02-28 8:48:27 AM  
The naked people in the downstairs window is a nice touch.
 
2021-02-28 9:36:50 AM  

Manfred J. Hattan: The naked people in the downstairs window is a nice touch.


That's to ensure the ad gets exposure.
 
2021-02-28 10:14:11 AM  

darkhorse23: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Is he moving to Texas or Florida?  Because that's where everyone else is moving.

Nobody's moving to Texas, after what just happened.


Eh, as stupid as the "Everyone's leaving the liberal hellhole of California!" nonsense is, it's just as stupid to say no one's going to be moving to Texas anymore
 
2021-02-28 10:55:24 AM  
He knows what climate change and rising ocean levels is going to do to that property in about a decade.
 
2021-02-28 12:35:53 PM  

comrade: Ventura is nice but highway 101 cuts the downtown off from the ocean, except for a neighborhood a bit south of the downtown where you can live near the beach. It'd be nice if they linked to the listing.

I lived in ventura for a couple of years and really liked it - had a bike with a longboard rack and would surf almost every day.  My wife didn't like it because there were "no professionals" - only surfers, stoners, farm workers, and general contractors that park their white contractor trucks all over during the evenings and weekends after working in LA...

We moved to Switzerland and were at a posh party where we met a c-level exec for an Australian mining company and found out we all lived in ventura at the same time.  I was also friends in ventura with a former head of Apple's research group.  So I guess my point is is that my wife can be a bit of an idiot too.


I love living in Ventura. But unless you are in Ag or construction, you will need to commute for a job that pays you well enough to live here.
 
2021-02-28 1:35:13 PM  
New buyer expected to replace bathtub

//**minor drywall damage repair needed
 
2021-02-28 2:07:57 PM  
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The painting is a little creepy, given the context.
 
2021-02-28 2:30:54 PM  

comrade: Ventura is nice but highway 101 cuts the downtown off from the ocean, except for a neighborhood a bit south of the downtown where you can live near the beach. It'd be nice if they linked to the listing.

I lived in ventura for a couple of years and really liked it - had a bike with a longboard rack and would surf almost every day.  My wife didn't like it because there were "no professionals" - only surfers, stoners, farm workers, and general contractors that park their white contractor trucks all over during the evenings and weekends after working in LA...

We moved to Switzerland and were at a posh party where we met a c-level exec for an Australian mining company and found out we all lived in ventura at the same time.  I was also friends in ventura with a former head of Apple's research group.  So I guess my point is is that my wife can be a bit of an idiot too.


I grew up in Ventura. Spent 40 years there. Grew up surfing and fishing up and down the Rincon. This looks like the Solimar area just north of Ventura.
 
2021-02-28 3:47:11 PM  
 
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