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2021-02-27 7:32:44 PM  
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2021-02-27 8:05:36 PM  
You're talking about it, aren't you?
 
2021-02-27 8:10:39 PM  
More idiocy from another trump appointee that qualifications to be be appointed was simply the ability to buy it from donnie.
 
2021-02-27 9:11:36 PM  
I'm sure it's a trump appointee trying to make Biden look bad...

...while in the process lowering the efficacy of a public safety office.

//at what point to we label MAGA a mental disorder?
 
2021-02-27 9:31:32 PM  
Goddammit. All I asked is if they could review my edibles made with organic LSD.
 
2021-02-27 10:39:44 PM  
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2021-02-27 10:42:18 PM  
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2021-02-27 10:52:47 PM  
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2021-02-28 12:22:06 AM  
Still the best official .gov Twitter follow that exists.

Quinn the Quarantine Fox is my personal Buddha
 
2021-02-28 12:43:59 AM  
yep

contact high.

see y'all in a few hours.....

o.O O.o o.O O.o
 
2021-02-28 1:06:20 AM  
consume or safety

/kidsexchange
 
2021-02-28 1:07:57 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:12:40 AM  
 
2021-02-28 1:18:12 AM  
What, you mean I could get a cushy government job just with almost Dadaist shiatposting?
 
2021-02-28 1:19:10 AM  
My After Dark screensaver will not work on my win10 machine but the marketing material stated it would work with all os's.  Should i report it to the USCPSC?
 
2021-02-28 1:20:05 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:21:28 AM  
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https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/136​3​240059458191368


Well this is now my top suspect for where all the missing DEA confiscations ended up...
 
2021-02-28 1:22:24 AM  
Thank you, subby. Just, thank you for this link.
 
2021-02-28 1:27:12 AM  
They hired Jack Handy.
 
2021-02-28 1:28:20 AM  

cretinbob: You're talking about it, aren't you?


But what are we talking about? I'll be sure to report any instances of singing, magical dogs and or flying, flaming toasters should I encounter them on a wheelchair inaccessible beach

I...I don't think that's even a beach in the United States
 
2021-02-28 1:36:09 AM  
I always see these as a sort of threat - if products are unsafe, then this madness will be unleashed upon the nation. So you must always ensure products are safe.
 
2021-02-28 1:38:45 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:49:43 AM  

cretinbob: You're talking about it, aren't you?


yes i am no one gonna take away my flying toaster nor my magical Snail Unicorns !!!!
#nosaltlife take that Librepubtards !!

/amidoinallright ?
// no ya high and drunk
/// am i doin it right for fark ? hells yeah
 
2021-02-28 1:50:02 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:52:59 AM  
This is what happens when you make shrooms legal. Somebody has to test them to make sure they're safe for consumption.
 
2021-02-28 1:55:07 AM  
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2021-02-28 1:55:15 AM  
I know Biden has relaxed his anti-drug stance in the new administration but there should be limits.
 
2021-02-28 1:59:18 AM  

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I think the previous four years are what happens when you taunt Super Happy Fun Ball.
 
2021-02-28 2:04:16 AM  
That's totally cannabis-fueled.

If the were taking LSD, they'd never finish because they'd be distracted by the mouse trails.

/whoaaaaa!
 
2021-02-28 2:07:25 AM  
So the unsafe product here is the wheelchair because ain't no way she is rolling out of that wet sand with those thin tires, right? Did the dog lure her to a watery death once the tide comes in?
 
2021-02-28 2:17:50 AM  
So what I'm hearing is that if you and your dog go to the beach, and you've consumed some product or other, and then your dog starts singing songs and you start seeing flying toasters, then you should call for assistance immediately.
 
2021-02-28 2:24:57 AM  
 
2021-02-28 2:25:30 AM  
And so castles made of sand melt into the sea, eventually.
 
2021-02-28 2:44:07 AM  

italie: I'm sure it's a trump appointee trying to make Biden look bad...

...while in the process lowering the efficacy of a public safety office.

//at what point to we label MAGA a mental disorder?


lighten up francis jesus christ.
 
2021-02-28 2:44:30 AM  

Leishu: This is what happens when you make shrooms legal. Somebody has to test them to make sure they're safe for consumption.


"Honey, get my old uniform out. My nation needs me."
 
2021-02-28 3:08:08 AM  

Owangotang: Did the dog lure her to a watery death once the tide comes in?


Oh I'm sorry Chef Boyardee, do you have a better recipe for paraplegic soup?
 
2021-02-28 4:10:26 AM  
Calm down folks, it's just a doge meme. Basically you report people to that link if someone steals your doge
 
2021-02-28 6:36:26 AM  
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2021-02-28 7:08:10 AM  
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2021-02-28 7:10:37 AM  

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Now there's a blast from the past..
 
2021-02-28 7:14:58 AM  

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Absurdists?  In my bureaucracy!?

/I mean, it genuinely is a pretty farking unexpected place to find them!
 
2021-02-28 7:18:42 AM  

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They're either smoking some good stuff or they're still traumatised from the Trump administration.

(Speaking of which, I am still waiting for Biden or Harris to say the line from The Simpsons about inheriting quite the budget crunch from Donald Trump...)
 
2021-02-28 7:59:33 AM  

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After Dark...those were the days. When screensavers were passed around on 3-1/2" floppies...
 
2021-02-28 8:26:58 AM  

LordJiro: What, you mean I could get a cushy government job just with almost Dadaist shiatposting?


I feel happy for them, honestly. And it's a pretty good concept, if you look at the whole feed; real information interspersed with delightful nonsense. People would follow for the one and also receive the other, in theory.
 
2021-02-28 9:46:23 AM  

replacementcool: italie: I'm sure it's a trump appointee trying to make Biden look bad...

...while in the process lowering the efficacy of a public safety office.

//at what point to we label MAGA a mental disorder?

lighten up francis jesus christ.


4 years of tacitly condoning this BS is enough.
 
2021-02-28 10:16:59 AM  
I'm getting strong Tofu-chan vibes from this.
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2021-02-28 12:13:59 PM  

italie: replacementcool: italie: I'm sure it's a trump appointee trying to make Biden look bad...

...while in the process lowering the efficacy of a public safety office.

//at what point to we label MAGA a mental disorder?

lighten up francis jesus christ.

4 years of tacitly condoning this BS is enough.


it's literally the most apolitical federal twitter account on the twitter. i'd heard of trump derangement syndrome, didn't think it was real.
 
2021-02-28 12:20:13 PM  
I mean, nobody would notice their posts otherwise.
 
2021-02-28 2:09:52 PM  
That's my favorite twitter account.
 
2021-02-28 3:27:32 PM  

replacementcool: italie: replacementcool: italie: I'm sure it's a trump appointee trying to make Biden look bad...

...while in the process lowering the efficacy of a public safety office.

//at what point to we label MAGA a mental disorder?

lighten up francis jesus christ.

4 years of tacitly condoning this BS is enough.

it's literally the most apolitical federal twitter account on the twitter. i'd heard of trump derangement syndrome, didn't think it was real.


Or maybe I'm just someone who thinks government level social media should have a tone of authority, or at least humor beyond a 3rd grade level.
 
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