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2021-02-27 7:03:37 PM  
I've had pizza for breakfast. I've had curry for breakfast. My office mates really complained about that one. It was when I was a grad student and there were quite a few people given the size of the office we shared, but it was fun.
 
2021-02-27 7:22:54 PM  
There is a place in Binghamton that has made breakfast pizza for years.
The sausage gravy one was the best.
 
2021-02-27 7:40:30 PM  
I've had breakfast pizza a thousand times; straight out of the box I left on the coffee table. Yummy!
 
2021-02-27 10:11:37 PM  
Yes, breakfast pizza.  I make a meat-lovers one with ham, bacon, smoked sausage, cheese and eggs (When it's almost done, make indentations in the cheese with a large spoon and crack eggs into the little dips).  Heavily peppered sausage gravy instead of tomato sauce. It's good.
 
2021-02-27 10:14:54 PM  
Wtf?!
And I thought I was weird for emptying a snack sized bag of chips onto a caesar  salad and stabbing the chips with a fork until their smashed bits were evenly sticking to the dressing on the lettuce, then eating it all.

/420
 
2021-02-27 10:33:53 PM  
I guess in Iowa throwing froot Loops on a pizza makes it a breakfast pizza.

There was a place near my that recently close called Pizza Doctors that would have made them pause in awe.
 
2021-02-27 11:30:51 PM  
When I was in college in the 80s, the Dominos franchise near campus was a test market for breakfast pizza.

Chunks of tomato, scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese, thick-cut bacon.  Big cup of coffee.

Great thing for getting over hangovers on Sunday mornings.
 
2021-02-27 11:36:31 PM  
There was a place in Colorado Springs called Paradise Pizza. The guy there made the best breakfast pizza I ever had. He handmade a hashbrown crust, covered it in eggs, gravy, bacon, and so on. It was truly a treat.

Unfortunately, they had one pizza oven. The pizza was so good that people were usually lined up waiting on orders, but one oven was just not enough to run a business, and they closed up shop.

I still miss them. Every now and then I look around and try to see if I can locate them in case they tried again.
 
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2021-02-27 11:38:30 PM  

FrancoFile: When I was in college in the 80s, the Dominos franchise near campus was a test market for breakfast pizza.

Chunks of tomato, scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese, thick-cut bacon.  Big cup of coffee.

Great thing for getting over hangovers on Sunday mornings.


Have you tried the coney dog pizza at comerica? It's surprisingly pretty good, for lil skeezers, and it being... What it is.
 
2021-02-27 11:55:21 PM  
Fruit Loops on pizza sounds gross, but I have had many strange toppings on pizza that turned out to be pretty good.  Sauerkraut I discovered in college when my roommate and I were all sh*tty and ordered a pizza.  I went down to the lobby to get it and paid the first pizza guy I saw.  It was someone else's order, but sauerkraut and sausage was really tasty.  Coincidentally that was also in Iowa.  When living in Hong Kong I tried all sorts of strange toppings.  My favorite was corn.  I guess I would try Fruit Loops if someone else paid for it.  One particularly bad one my friends and I ordered was a hotdog pizza.  It was a pizza with all of the Chicago hotdog toppings.  Yes, we were all sh*tty.
 
2021-02-27 11:58:13 PM  
I imagine most complainers would eat this in the shape of a donut.
 
2021-02-27 11:58:56 PM  
Yum

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2021-02-28 12:07:26 AM  
I see both party leftovers and open-face breakfast sandwiches have been covered.

Take your Froot Loops and GTFO.
 
2021-02-28 12:37:19 AM  

sirgrim: I imagine most complainers would eat this in the shape of a donut.


What kind of sick bastard puts cheese on a donut?
 
2021-02-28 12:42:44 AM  
I used to occasionally buy those little two-packs of individual microwave pizzas from Red Baron or whoever it was.  One of the variants was a breakfast pizza that wasn't half bad.  It had a savory white gravy sauce, and was topped with some cheese, scrambled eggs, sausage, and I think it might have had some green peppers.  They're still being sold today.
 
2021-02-28 12:47:28 AM  

recombobulator: sirgrim: I imagine most complainers would eat this in the shape of a donut.

What kind of sick bastard puts cheese on a donut?


It's cream cheese and mozzarella, not exactly unheard of. McDonalds in Germany has sold them. Both are fine as a sweet cheese.
 
2021-02-28 12:53:28 AM  
I would rather have breakfast pastry
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2021-02-28 12:58:07 AM  

SmithHiller: I would rather have breakfast pastry
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2021-02-28 1:00:23 AM  

sirgrim: recombobulator: sirgrim: I imagine most complainers would eat this in the shape of a donut.

What kind of sick bastard puts cheese on a donut?

It's cream cheese and mozzarella, not exactly unheard of. McDonalds in Germany has sold them. Both are fine as a sweet cheese.


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2021-02-28 1:03:41 AM  
Fruit Loops and cheese?

/I think I'll pass
 
2021-02-28 1:10:40 AM  
CSB:

Casey's (gas station) around here has breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. They mark the boxes with a "B" for breakfast. I have now twice, years apart, gone in looked over the choices and picked up a slice of "B"acon pizza. It's pretty good, but there is a bit of shock biting into what you expect to be a regular bacon pizza and getting a mouthful of scrambled eggs.

Tldr: I'm an idiot and have repeatedly purchased breakfast pizza thinking it was going to be bacon.
 
2021-02-28 1:13:25 AM  

olorin604: CSB:

Casey's (gas station) around here has breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. They mark the boxes with a "B" for breakfast. I have now twice, years apart, gone in looked over the choices and picked up a slice of "B"acon pizza. It's pretty good, but there is a bit of shock biting into what you expect to be a regular bacon pizza and getting a mouthful of scrambled eggs.

Tldr: I'm an idiot and have repeatedly purchased breakfast pizza thinking it was going to be bacon.


Honestly if I made a breakfast pizza it would have bacon on it.  Actually it would mostly resemble a denver omelette on a pizza crust with white gravy for sauce, so it would have diced ham on it.
 
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2021-02-28 1:17:54 AM  
There was a place near where I worked that had a great breakfast pizza. Eggs, bacon, cheese, and sausage. Every few months we'd get one as a group. One slice was plenty for breakfast. I've also had a pizza at another place before that was potatoes, cheese, sausage and eggs. The eggs came out kind of sunnyside up. They sliced the pizza right through the yolk. Very messy, but so tasty.
 
2021-02-28 1:37:42 AM  
Ah, Fong's.  The only place I've ever eaten  Crab Rangoon pizza.
 
2021-02-28 1:46:59 AM  

olorin604: CSB:

Casey's (gas station) around here has breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. They mark the boxes with a "B" for breakfast. I have now twice, years apart, gone in looked over the choices and picked up a slice of "B"acon pizza. It's pretty good, but there is a bit of shock biting into what you expect to be a regular bacon pizza and getting a mouthful of scrambled eggs.

Tldr: I'm an idiot and have repeatedly purchased breakfast pizza thinking it was going to be bacon.


Are you also blind? The egg on Casey's breakfast pizza is pretty obvious before one either purchases or eats it.

If you are indeed blind, I withdraw my objection.
 
2021-02-28 1:58:07 AM  

JustLookin: olorin604: CSB:

Casey's (gas station) around here has breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. They mark the boxes with a "B" for breakfast. I have now twice, years apart, gone in looked over the choices and picked up a slice of "B"acon pizza. It's pretty good, but there is a bit of shock biting into what you expect to be a regular bacon pizza and getting a mouthful of scrambled eggs.

Tldr: I'm an idiot and have repeatedly purchased breakfast pizza thinking it was going to be bacon.

Are you also blind? The egg on Casey's breakfast pizza is pretty obvious before one either purchases or eats it.

If you are indeed blind, I withdraw my objection.


I mean closed single slice box. There not really anything to see other than the marking on the outside. Then just didn't pay attention when I went to eat it. I mean it looked like pizza so I didn't really think twice.
 
2021-02-28 2:52:28 AM  

JustLookin: olorin604: CSB:

Casey's (gas station) around here has breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. They mark the boxes with a "B" for breakfast. I have now twice, years apart, gone in looked over the choices and picked up a slice of "B"acon pizza. It's pretty good, but there is a bit of shock biting into what you expect to be a regular bacon pizza and getting a mouthful of scrambled eggs.

Tldr: I'm an idiot and have repeatedly purchased breakfast pizza thinking it was going to be bacon.

Are you also blind? The egg on Casey's breakfast pizza is pretty obvious before one either purchases or eats it.

If you are indeed blind, I withdraw my objection.


I've nearly eaten too much weird shiat to not scope it out before it goes in my maw - at least now I have.  There are reasons for this.  Pro tip btw: the dog toys that look like pizza are not that tasty, despite what the dog may tell you

/it was sitting on the table, next to the plate with the real pizza on it
//I heard "SQUEAK-ah!" as I tried to take a bite...
///just kinda sat there for a few moments regretting my life decisions vis a vis inspection of potential food items
 
2021-02-28 3:07:37 AM  

farkregurgitator: Ah, Fong's.  The only place I've ever eaten  Crab Rangoon pizza.


ugh, that reminds me I still have some "crab rangoon" pierogi en-frigo. they were... not good. really a shame because the place's classic flavors/versions are all quite excellent.

/lesson learned: never order non-standard pierogi
 
2021-02-28 3:20:30 AM  
also TFA fails with no actual photos of said froot-loop pizza. (unless I'm missing something?)
 
2021-02-28 4:46:46 AM  
Yah, actual breakfast pizza (eggs, sausage/ham/bacon, gravy base sauce) is a thing.

This an abomination, however.

I've had many a pie from Fong's, and they have this crab rangoon pizza dealie that is pretty good.

Before covid, we'd go to the one locally for happy hour - free slice of pizza with every beer you purchased. Nice way to get full on the cheap.
 
2021-02-28 6:04:33 AM  
Goes well with breakfast beer.
 
2021-02-28 7:14:12 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Fruit Loops and cheese?

/I think I'll pass


I wouldnt eat froot loops even as a toddler. That cereal smells sickening to me.
 
2021-02-28 7:14:46 AM  

farkregurgitator: Ah, Fong's.  The only place I've ever eaten  Crab Rangoon pizza.


Omg THAT i would try....
 
2021-02-28 7:53:24 AM  
Breakfast pizza already exists - it's called leftover pizza from the night before and it's delicious.
 
2021-02-28 8:43:07 AM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Breakfast pizza already exists - it's called leftover pizza from the night before and it's delicious.


What is this "leftover pizza" you speak of?
 
2021-02-28 10:34:40 AM  

tintar: also TFA fails with no actual photos of said froot-loop pizza. (unless I'm missing something?)


It's from the state that takes pride in a "loose meat sammich" so ima assume it exists.
 
2021-02-28 10:39:33 AM  
I've had the Chicago deep dish breakfast pizza before. They call it a quiche.
 
2021-02-28 12:03:03 PM  
Green eggs and ham pizza from the alibi room.
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2021-02-28 12:13:50 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: Fruit Loops on pizza sounds gross, but I have had many strange toppings on pizza that turned out to be pretty good.  Sauerkraut I discovered in college when my roommate and I were all sh*tty and ordered a pizza.  I went down to the lobby to get it and paid the first pizza guy I saw.  It was someone else's order, but sauerkraut and sausage was really tasty.  Coincidentally that was also in Iowa.  When living in Hong Kong I tried all sorts of strange toppings.  My favorite was corn.  I guess I would try Fruit Loops if someone else paid for it.  One particularly bad one my friends and I ordered was a hotdog pizza.  It was a pizza with all of the Chicago hotdog toppings.  Yes, we were all sh*tty.


Shrimp and sauerkraut works.

/if you're somewhere with really good pizza, keep it simple. Or don't, whatever.
/if you're somewhere without really good pizza, get reeeeeeal weird with it.
 
2021-02-28 12:29:48 PM  

olorin604: JustLookin: olorin604: CSB:

Casey's (gas station) around here has breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. They mark the boxes with a "B" for breakfast. I have now twice, years apart, gone in looked over the choices and picked up a slice of "B"acon pizza. It's pretty good, but there is a bit of shock biting into what you expect to be a regular bacon pizza and getting a mouthful of scrambled eggs.

Tldr: I'm an idiot and have repeatedly purchased breakfast pizza thinking it was going to be bacon.

Are you also blind? The egg on Casey's breakfast pizza is pretty obvious before one either purchases or eats it.

If you are indeed blind, I withdraw my objection.

I mean closed single slice box. There not really anything to see other than the marking on the outside. Then just didn't pay attention when I went to eat it. I mean it looked like pizza so I didn't really think twice.


Hmmm a Casey's just went up like 4 blocks away from my apartment. I haven't had their pizza in like 8 years.

It's not great pizza, but it's damn good gas station pizza
 
2021-02-28 12:40:28 PM  
Why? Why do this?

Seriously... I try new/different things all the time, but nasty sugar "cereal" on a pizza is just nasty.
No. Do not want! And no, I don't eat doughnutz either.

Off to make a batch of egg, chicken sausage and potato breakfast burritos for the week...
 
2021-02-28 1:14:07 PM  

Axeofjudgement: olorin604: JustLookin: olorin604: CSB:

Casey's (gas station) around here has breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. They mark the boxes with a "B" for breakfast. I have now twice, years apart, gone in looked over the choices and picked up a slice of "B"acon pizza. It's pretty good, but there is a bit of shock biting into what you expect to be a regular bacon pizza and getting a mouthful of scrambled eggs.

Tldr: I'm an idiot and have repeatedly purchased breakfast pizza thinking it was going to be bacon.

Are you also blind? The egg on Casey's breakfast pizza is pretty obvious before one either purchases or eats it.

If you are indeed blind, I withdraw my objection.

I mean closed single slice box. There not really anything to see other than the marking on the outside. Then just didn't pay attention when I went to eat it. I mean it looked like pizza so I didn't really think twice.

Hmmm a Casey's just went up like 4 blocks away from my apartment. I haven't had their pizza in like 8 years.

It's not great pizza, but it's damn good gas station pizza


CSB: I interviewed at Casey's around 10 years ago. They asked for my annual income, who I lived with, my girlfriend's name, occupation and salary. I left them blank. When the manager asked why I'd left them blank I told him it's a defacto credit check. On a job app. Which is illegal.

/didn't get the jerb
//and now avoid Casey's like the plague
///dicks
 
2021-02-28 1:20:52 PM  
Moniker o' Shame:

Can't say I've had sauerkraut on a pizza, but I'm a fan of hot banana peppers, olives, or something else a little briny/acidic to perk up the flavors

But with the pizza in question, do you put the fruit loops on after it comes out of the oven?  Is it a white sauce, or maybe a smear of mascarpone like some of the dessert pizzas?
 
2021-02-28 3:30:22 PM  
Mandarin oranges, bananas, bacon maybe, and a drizzle of honey or syrup instead of sauce.

Hell yes, breakfast pizza.

Leftover dinner pizza? Bring it on.

Fruit loops? Pass.
 
2021-03-01 7:45:02 AM  
Ah but does pineapple belong on a breakfast pizza?
 
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