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(WSBTV)   Nerds pull shotgun on McDonald's employees. Police said the men are in their late teens or early 20s and "both males are Pokemon fans." Gotta catch 'em all   (wsbtv.com) divider line
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2021-02-27 10:58:25 PM  
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2021-02-27 10:58:30 PM  
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/home of the big mick
 
2021-02-27 11:01:58 PM  
So we're looking for two inconsiderate white males in their 20s, who also own a shotgun and are quick to anger, are fans of Pokemon, and drive either a Kia or a Honda. Way to narrow it down.

//I'm sure there's only...oh about half a million possible suspects who fit that description in Georgia
/At least
 
2021-02-27 11:04:48 PM  
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2021-02-27 11:09:05 PM  

LurkerSupreme: So we're looking for two inconsiderate white males in their 20s, who also own a shotgun and are quick to anger, are fans of Pokemon, and drive either a Kia or a Honda. Way to narrow it down.

//I'm sure there's only...oh about half a million possible suspects who fit that description in Georgia
/At least


just check the local reddit forum or next libertarian party meeting
 
2021-02-27 11:16:01 PM  
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I thought funimation cut the guns outta pokemon because anime corrupts children.
 
2021-02-27 11:41:35 PM  
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2021-02-27 11:50:34 PM  
The men bought 10 Happy Meals, took out the toys and then left the food all over the floor before leaving.

Well that's stupid. Whenever there have been happy meal toys I wanted I just bought the toys. The McDonalds will sell them to you for less than the cost of the meal.  Admittedly I think the last ones I bought was Inspector Gadget, and I never did get his right arm.
 
2021-02-28 12:34:09 AM  
Nerds vs. geeks.
 
2021-02-28 12:36:07 AM  

leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 640x480]

I thought funimation cut the guns outta pokemon because anime corrupts children.


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2021-02-28 12:53:38 AM  
OK, but did they get them all? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2021-02-28 1:03:57 AM  
What is it with nerds going apeshiat in McDonalds?

RICK AND MORTY MCDONALD'S SZECHUAN SAUCE FREAKOUT!!!! (ORIGINAL VIDEO)
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2021-02-28 2:32:09 AM  

Noah_Tall: The men bought 10 Happy Meals, took out the toys and then left the food all over the floor before leaving.

Well that's stupid. Whenever there have been happy meal toys I wanted I just bought the toys. The McDonalds will sell them to you for less than the cost of the meal.  Admittedly I think the last ones I bought was Inspector Gadget, and I never did get his right arm.


You get it next time.  Next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
 
2021-02-28 2:35:34 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Noah_Tall: The men bought 10 Happy Meals, took out the toys and then left the food all over the floor before leaving.

Well that's stupid. Whenever there have been happy meal toys I wanted I just bought the toys. The McDonalds will sell them to you for less than the cost of the meal.  Admittedly I think the last ones I bought was Inspector Gadget, and I never did get his right arm.

You get it next time.  Next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!


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2021-02-28 2:53:05 AM  
They better hope they don't get caught. The Happy Meal Bandits isn't going to carry much weight in the big house.
 
2021-02-28 2:58:52 AM  
That's what kids do these days. They listen to that rock music, get all hopped on Pokimens, and go try armed robbery on a McD's.
 
2021-02-28 3:00:07 AM  
You know who else eats shoots and leaves?
 
2021-02-28 5:51:43 AM  
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2021-02-28 6:54:51 AM  
C'mon, 'mitter. "Gotta snatch em all" was right there.
 
2021-02-28 7:02:25 AM  

LurkerSupreme: So we're looking for two inconsiderate white males in their 20s, who also own a shotgun and are quick to anger, are fans of Pokemon, and drive either a Kia or a Honda. Way to narrow it down.

//I'm sure there's only...oh about half a million possible suspects who fit that description in Georgia
/At least


The purse might narrow it down. So 400,000 suspects then?
 
2021-02-28 7:50:41 AM  
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Just proves what I've always known in my heart:

"Adult" pokemon fans are psychopaths.
 
2021-02-28 10:01:12 AM  
What happened to to the "be friends with a guy/girl that works at McDonalds method" to get free stuff?

I had a friend who would steal a sleeve or two of cups per week during one of the Monopoly promos.  Plenty of free small sodas, fries, and burgers to go around.
 
2021-02-28 11:17:44 AM  

leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 640x480]

I thought funimation cut the guns outta pokemon because anime corrupts children.


You had pre-teens using firearms gojin back to 1964 in Japan.
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2021-02-28 11:41:36 AM  
So, climate change will cause big changes to population distribution and migration, forcing us to decide where to put people to live efficiently.

Wouldn't this also be a great opportunity to set up an ASBO island where we can send all of the a$$holes?
 
2021-02-28 12:15:07 PM  

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Just proves what I've always known in my heart:

"Adult" pokemon fans are psychopaths.


But what about adult bronies? Or furries? Or adults who visit Disneyworld five times a year, every year? Or adults who play in Chuck E Cheese ball pits? Or adult Rush fans?

We need to know man?
 
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