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2021-02-27 8:51:55 PM  
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I've worked at more than one place where higher ups screamed at people!
I don't agree with it.
But. It's a thing.
Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum
 
2021-02-27 8:54:40 PM  
So they'll turn a blind eye to any malfeasance, even human trafficking under color of official right, but drop a few curse words and you're suspended?  This nation is sick.  So very sick.
 
2021-02-27 8:56:41 PM  

waxbeans: Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum


Spoken like a Loyal Party Man. Thanks for your thoughtful Constitutional analysis, Joe Americaman.
 
2021-02-27 8:57:18 PM  
Theres a decorum that has to be in place at any office/workplace where any kind of intelligent discourse happens.  I work with physicians and pharmacists, and I would never in a million years curse the way I do in causal conversations with friends. I use farking as a normal adjective for everything from how good the burger i'm eating is to how tired I am.

but at work? with co-workers and people who would be considered lower or higher on the ladder than me? no farking way. you check your language and demeanor at the door. I've gone off on people i've worked with for inappropriate language many times, and in one case it was used as part of a case to get a lazy bastard off our team.

You're at work among peers.  be professional in all aspects.
 
2021-02-27 9:06:11 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: So they'll turn a blind eye to any malfeasance, even human trafficking under color of official right, but drop a few curse words and you're suspended?  This nation is sick.  So very sick.


I know this is Fark, but 3 paragraphs into the article it indicates that the issue is his racial and misogynistic cursing, not his blue comedy routines.
 
2021-02-27 9:11:59 PM  

BigNumber12: waxbeans: Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum

Spoken like a Loyal Party Man. Thanks for your thoughtful Constitutional analysis, Joe Americaman.


Sorry. I long for uniformity.
But. Sure, let's keep acting like 50 different versions of drug policies is the intelligent rational thing to do.

Jerking motion gif (✿☉。☉)
 
2021-02-27 9:13:51 PM  
The judge wasn't solemnly swearing.

Here come da judge!
Here come da judge!
The Court's in session!
The Court's in session!
 
2021-02-27 9:17:30 PM  
waxbeans:
But. Sure, let's keep acting like 50 different versions of drug policies is the intelligent rational thing to do.

Jerking motion gif (✿☉。☉)


If you want one national drug policy, the one you're likely to get is all drugs, including pot, are illegal.  Very illegal. So, careful what you wish for.
 
2021-02-27 9:20:00 PM  
Did Ricky from the trailer park boys write this headline?
 
2021-02-27 9:20:17 PM  
Sounds like the Judge might be Subby's asshole brother.  If Minnie Mouse grew up a cow, that is.
 
2021-02-27 9:21:17 PM  

SBinRR: waxbeans:
But. Sure, let's keep acting like 50 different versions of drug policies is the intelligent rational thing to do.

Jerking motion gif (✿☉。☉)

If you want one national drug policy, the one you're likely to get is all drugs, including pot, are illegal.  Very illegal. So, careful what you wish for.


True. But. That's doesn't help, either.
So, still stupid and moronic.
We really 💩the 🛏
 
2021-02-27 9:23:38 PM  

SBinRR: waxbeans:
But. Sure, let's keep acting like 50 different versions of drug policies is the intelligent rational thing to do.

Jerking motion gif (✿☉。☉)

If you want one national drug policy, the one you're likely to get is all drugs, including pot, are illegal.  Very illegal. So, careful what you wish for.


You're making him swoon.

https://www.vox.com/2020/2/10/2113186​3​/trump-china-executions-drug-dealers
 
2021-02-27 9:28:00 PM  
By his coarse language in the courthouse, he has sullied the dignity and propriety of the judiciary,"

Counterpoint, court wouldn't be court if the judge didn't go apeshiat on people who deserved it.
 
2021-02-27 9:29:59 PM  

El_Dan: By his coarse language in the courthouse, he has sullied the dignity and propriety of the judiciary,"

Counterpoint, court wouldn't be court if the judge didn't go apeshiat on people who deserved it.


😠
 
2021-02-27 9:45:30 PM  

waxbeans: ?
I've worked at more than one place where higher ups screamed at people!
I don't agree with it.
But. It's a thing.
Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum


I worked at exactly one job were higher ups screaming at people was normal.  I quit half way through my first day.  I refuse to work for assholes.
 
2021-02-27 9:47:44 PM  
So, what is so hard about being generally decent towards others?
 
2021-02-27 9:48:40 PM  

OgreMagi: waxbeans: ?
I've worked at more than one place where higher ups screamed at people!
I don't agree with it.
But. It's a thing.
Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum

I worked at exactly one job were higher ups screaming at people was normal.  I quit half way through my first day.  I refuse to work for assholes.


It's definitely a thing here in LA.
 
2021-02-27 9:50:12 PM  
They don't go for that under that-there Kansas Sharia law.
 
2021-02-27 9:50:47 PM  
The ruling is effective immediately, but the court said it would consider waiving the remaining suspension after 60 days if Cullins enters into an approved plan for training and counseling

south park mr macky swearing song m'ay
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2021-02-27 9:50:57 PM  
So he gets a one year vacation. Cool. That'll teach him 🤨
 
2021-02-27 10:07:42 PM  

neapoi: Did Ricky from the trailer park boys write this headline?


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2021-02-27 10:08:33 PM  
Not angry and screaming, but the boss at my last job was Scottish-ly "casual profane".  All the time. He's from Scotland.
We ran a pool for how many F-bombs he'd drop during the annual all-hands meeting.  Not *all* swears, mind you. Just F-bombs.  There was another pools for swears in total.
 
2021-02-27 10:10:52 PM  
I work directly for judges. Not one has ever screamed or yelled at me. In fact I've never had any supervisor in the court system scream at me. I find that super unprofessional and can't even imagine it. Nope. I don't accept that behavior at all.
 
2021-02-27 10:10:57 PM  
Do not worry as this paragraph states all is ok
The ruling is effective immediately, but the court said it would consider waiving the remaining suspension after 60 days if Cullins enters into an approved plan for training and counseling. It also ordered Cullins to pay all the costs of his disciplinary proceeding.
/wtf
//wtf twice
/// wtf three
//// four for if i cussed in court i would be jailed
 
2021-02-27 10:12:27 PM  
I've spent the past 7 years working in kitchens. Just telling someone I need to use the can used more profanity than you all probably say in a day.
 
2021-02-27 10:12:44 PM  
If he just stopped saying so many dirty words, he could have misjudged all kinds of cases with no repercussions.
What a dummy.
 
2021-02-27 10:12:52 PM  

algman: backhand.slap.of.reason: So they'll turn a blind eye to any malfeasance, even human trafficking under color of official right, but drop a few curse words and you're suspended?  This nation is sick.  So very sick.

I know this is Fark, but 3 paragraphs into the article it indicates that the issue is his racial and misogynistic cursing, not his blue comedy routines.


Yerp.  I can handle someone that's all motherfarker this asshole that shiatitty shiat fark fine.  (Well, as long as I get to use the same language when it's my turn to reply, anyway.)  You start using pissing down perjorative language all the time?  No, this is not farking ok.

Reminds me of a lecture we did back in the days of customer service training - back when they did that.  When is a customer being abusive vs. when is a customer just pissed off in general  There's a big difference tween "This farking printer is a piece of shiat" and "You'd better farking get this fixed, asshole."  The first, we sympathized and tried to help.  The latter they got politely told to STFU or the call was over.  Just generally farking foul mouthed at work about the situation and shiat that goes wrong?  Ehh not great but if you're good we'll generally deal.  Foul-mouthed and directing it at people like that and using slurs and slur-adjacent shiat constantly?  Fark you dude.  Doing it as a judge when it's literally your job to make an impartial decision based on evidence and any appearance of bias is kryptonite?   What in the hell is the matter with you, fool?
 
2021-02-27 10:15:08 PM  
When I was a lad, I transitioned from being a longshoreman to the hospitality industry.

Unsurprisingly, the use of salty language only changed slightly.
 
2021-02-27 10:19:08 PM  

PureBounds: OgreMagi: waxbeans: ?
I've worked at more than one place where higher ups screamed at people!
I don't agree with it.
But. It's a thing.
Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum

I worked at exactly one job were higher ups screaming at people was normal.  I quit half way through my first day.  I refuse to work for assholes.

It's definitely a thing here in LA.


It was in West Los Angeles.
 
2021-02-27 10:19:11 PM  

MDI_BugMan: Not angry and screaming, but the boss at my last job was Scottish-ly "casual profane".  All the time. He's from Scotland.
We ran a pool for how many F-bombs he'd drop during the annual all-hands meeting.  Not *all* swears, mind you. Just F-bombs.  There was another pools for swears in total.


yeh act like i wazz a blunderboos of swarr worrds ya frigging coont. ney i was joos talkin boot me
employ eez takin a loo on me dime
 
2021-02-27 10:19:21 PM  

starsrift: When I was a lad, I transitioned from being a longshoreman to the hospitality industry.

Unsurprisingly, the use of salty language only changed slightly.


Well it was a good thing it wasn't the other way around.  You'd have been likely to make some poor longshoreman blush!
 
2021-02-27 10:20:32 PM  

starsrift: When I was a lad, I transitioned from being a longshoreman to the hospitality industry.

Unsurprisingly, the use of salty language only changed slightly.


I've transitioned from biotech, to biotech engineering, to ultrasound engineering, to bicycle mechanic.  The difference between all of them and the last has been whether I have a "profanity filter department" between me and the customer.
 
2021-02-27 10:21:23 PM  

MDI_BugMan: Not angry and screaming, but the boss at my last job was Scottish-ly "casual profane".  All the time. He's from Scotland.
We ran a pool for how many F-bombs he'd drop during the annual all-hands meeting.  Not *all* swears, mind you. Just F-bombs.  There was another pools for swears in total.


As a kid I worked at a car shop. Every one was ugly and foul. Hell. A prostitute was there one day all day.
A drug dealer was a regular. And not even a customer.
/
Word to the wise don't have your deductible buried.
 
2021-02-27 10:25:12 PM  

waxbeans: El_Dan: By his coarse language in the courthouse, he has sullied the dignity and propriety of the judiciary,"

Counterpoint, court wouldn't be court if the judge didn't go apeshiat on people who deserved it.

😠


Picture someone self representing arguing habeas corpus in like municipal court, and try to figure out a better response.
 
2021-02-27 10:25:19 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: algman: backhand.slap.of.reason: So they'll turn a blind eye to any malfeasance, even human trafficking under color of official right, but drop a few curse words and you're suspended?  This nation is sick.  So very sick.

I know this is Fark, but 3 paragraphs into the article it indicates that the issue is his racial and misogynistic cursing, not his blue comedy routines.

Yerp.  I can handle someone that's all motherfarker this asshole that shiatitty shiat fark fine.  (Well, as long as I get to use the same language when it's my turn to reply, anyway.)  You start using pissing down perjorative language all the time?  No, this is not farking ok.

Reminds me of a lecture we did back in the days of customer service training - back when they did that.  When is a customer being abusive vs. when is a customer just pissed off in general  There's a big difference tween "This farking printer is a piece of shiat" and "You'd better farking get this fixed, asshole."  The first, we sympathized and tried to help.  The latter they got politely told to STFU or the call was over.  Just generally farking foul mouthed at work about the situation and shiat that goes wrong?  Ehh not great but if you're good we'll generally deal.  Foul-mouthed and directing it at people like that and using slurs and slur-adjacent shiat constantly?  Fark you dude.  Doing it as a judge when it's literally your job to make an impartial decision based on evidence and any appearance of bias is kryptonite?   What in the hell is the matter with you, fool?


impartial, unbiased decisions....
difficulty: Kansas
 
2021-02-27 10:26:55 PM  
but did the judge "find out"?
 
2021-02-27 10:27:37 PM  

El_Dan: waxbeans: El_Dan: By his coarse language in the courthouse, he has sullied the dignity and propriety of the judiciary,"

Counterpoint, court wouldn't be court if the judge didn't go apeshiat on people who deserved it.

😠

Picture someone self representing arguing habeas corpus in like municipal court, and try to figure out a better response.


I set a high bar for our people in places of justice ⚖ and or power.
Rise above ppl. Set the example.
 
2021-02-27 10:29:20 PM  

MDI_BugMan: starsrift: When I was a lad, I transitioned from being a longshoreman to the hospitality industry.

Unsurprisingly, the use of salty language only changed slightly.

I've transitioned from biotech, to biotech engineering, to ultrasound engineering, to bicycle mechanic.  The difference between all of them and the last has been whether I have a "profanity filter department" between me and the customer.


Ehh - I'd think bicycle mechanic would involved a lot more involuntary cussing.  Any kind of mechanic, really.  You could be a priest somewhere and you'll still end up muttering nastiness at the damn piece of shiat that just won't farking cooperate 5 minutes in.
 
2021-02-27 10:31:27 PM  

the voice of raisin: impartial, unbiased decisions.... difficulty: Kansas


The word choices of "it's your job" and "appearance" were purposeful there heh.  It still is their job to SEEM impartial and unbiased, even when they're not.  Otherwise they get reversed.
 
2021-02-27 10:35:33 PM  
Montgomery County Judge F. William Cullins

I've got a guess what the F. stands for.
 
2021-02-27 10:38:30 PM  

waxbeans: BigNumber12: waxbeans: Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum

Spoken like a Loyal Party Man. Thanks for your thoughtful Constitutional analysis, Joe Americaman.

Sorry. I long for uniformity.
But. Sure, let's keep acting like 50 different versions of drug policies is the intelligent rational thing to do.

Jerking motion gif (✿☉。☉)


That's because you don't know the difference between a unitary state and a federated state.
 
2021-02-27 10:46:17 PM  
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2021-02-27 11:44:46 PM  

OgreMagi: PureBounds: OgreMagi: waxbeans: ?
I've worked at more than one place where higher ups screamed at people!
I don't agree with it.
But. It's a thing.
Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum

I worked at exactly one job were higher ups screaming at people was normal.  I quit half way through my first day.  I refuse to work for assholes.

It's definitely a thing here in LA.

It was in West Los Angeles.


\
I live in Marina Del Rey, close to work.. hehe
 
2021-02-27 11:45:53 PM  
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2021-02-27 11:52:50 PM  
Pfft...still not as interesting as the judge who masturbated in court and used a penis pump.

What ever happened to that guy?
 
2021-02-27 11:59:55 PM  
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2021-02-28 12:00:13 AM  

Resident Muslim: Pfft...still not as interesting as the judge who masturbated in court and used a penis pump.

What ever happened to that guy?


He got off?
 
2021-02-28 12:50:42 AM  

OgreMagi: waxbeans: ?
I've worked at more than one place where higher ups screamed at people!
I don't agree with it.
But. It's a thing.
Why the fark is this stupid nation so  inconsistent?????????🤕🤕🤕
/
Stick your states rights up your rectum

I worked at exactly one job were higher ups screaming at people was normal.  I quit half way through my first day.  I refuse to work for assholes.


I did too, but couldn't quit... the Core frowns upon trying to put in a two week notice...
 
2021-02-28 1:16:17 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Resident Muslim: Pfft...still not as interesting as the judge who masturbated in court and used a penis pump.

What ever happened to that guy?

He got off?


i.gifer.comView Full Size

/ok, that was funny
 
2021-02-28 1:54:27 AM  

OkieDookie: Sounds like the Judge might be Subby's asshole brother.  If Minnie Mouse grew up a cow, that is.


Dave's on sale again.
 
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