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(Daily Star)   Naturalist says he had a mythical hobbit 'sighting' after 'little hairy man' jumped onto his roof and calls out to pal. No word yet if the little guy asked his pal to bring another drink for the nutter (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-02-27 1:51:25 PM  
Careful! Little hairy men can get violent!

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2021-02-27 1:55:11 PM  
I thought the tabloids chased Harry away.
 
2021-02-27 1:55:38 PM  
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2021-02-27 2:07:27 PM  
yes I like psilocybin too.
 
2021-02-27 2:07:37 PM  
As someone who recently experienced true delirium (all my blood-work tanked after a reaction to stopping a medication) and has also done "drugs," let me tell you the hallucinations were indistinguishable from real life. It was scary not at the time, but after the fact.

In any case the realism of it all has only added to my cynicism of claims like that in the article.
 
2021-02-27 2:08:47 PM  
They have a "coloured illustration" so I'm convinced!
 
2021-02-27 2:10:52 PM  
Why didn't the eagles just carry them?
 
2021-02-27 2:14:14 PM  
Up the airy mountain,
Down the rushy glen,
We daren't go a-hunting
For fear of little men;
 
2021-02-27 2:15:14 PM  
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2021-02-27 2:17:12 PM  
Hobbit?
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2021-02-27 2:24:30 PM  
Oh, waitress, I'll have what he's been smoking. 

Never, ever have I hallucinated any strange / mythical / non-native beasts. Ugly girls got prettier -- but no creatures.
 
Juc
2021-02-27 2:36:34 PM  
Isn't naturalist a euphemism for nudist?
This guy's taking about his dick isn't he
 
2021-02-27 2:52:05 PM  
Order up another glass of absinthe and spend some quality time with your green fairy...

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2021-02-27 2:59:11 PM  
Welcome to the party, Pal!
 
2021-02-27 3:30:26 PM  
I think he plunged his ring finger into Mount Doom. Or at least I think that's the way it works.
 
2021-02-27 3:30:40 PM  
That reminds me. I need to check with my son on how his 'shooms are doing.
 
2021-02-27 3:41:00 PM  
"Little Hairy Man" is my Lounge themed King Missile cover band.
 
2021-02-27 3:45:34 PM  
Hobbits aren't really jumpers anyway. Perhaps more so than Dwarves but it's Elves who are really light on their feet.
Maybe it was a goblin?
 
2021-02-27 4:54:55 PM  
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2021-02-27 5:23:52 PM  
I've hallucinated creatures before.  One particularly vivid time, I hallucinated a big, fat, Disney-esque dragon and Mitt Romney were blocking me from getting to my freezer and thus preventing me from having any bomb-pops.  Of course that aggression was not gonna stand, so I fought them off with a piece of a folding chair.  My one friend  (there were four people there total, before I started tripping) decided to record this bit of history on a piece of refrigerator box, while another one just laughed his ass off the entire time.  The lady with us wanted to talk feelings or philosophy or some such, but I informed her that there was a big fat dragon and Mitt Romney preventing our access to the popsicles, and that this took priority.  Because bomb-pops are delicious!
 
2021-02-27 5:40:47 PM  

Camus' Ghost: I've hallucinated creatures before.  One particularly vivid time, I hallucinated a big, fat, Disney-esque dragon and Mitt Romney were blocking me from getting to my freezer and thus preventing me from having any bomb-pops.  Of course that aggression was not gonna stand, so I fought them off with a piece of a folding chair.  My one friend  (there were four people there total, before I started tripping) decided to record this bit of history on a piece of refrigerator box, while another one just laughed his ass off the entire time.  The lady with us wanted to talk feelings or philosophy or some such, but I informed her that there was a big fat dragon and Mitt Romney preventing our access to the popsicles, and that this took priority.  Because bomb-pops are delicious!


They're the bomb, Pops!
 
2021-02-27 6:53:19 PM  
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2021-02-28 1:32:27 AM  
he hallucinated Kim Kardashian?
 
2021-02-28 1:42:19 AM  

Juc: Isn't naturalist a euphemism for nudist?
This guy's taking about his dick isn't he


not sure if serious, but: that's naturist. a naturalist studies natural science and history. like when kids go on a field trip to a nature center and someone talks about the frogs and birds and flowers there, that person is a naturalist.

of course, it could be that this guy is a naturist naturalist, and thus talking about his dick after all.

/my major in college had an interpretive naturalist emphasis
//hadn't seen it confused with naturism before
///first time for everything!
 
2021-02-28 9:10:23 AM  
Naturalist?

So LDS, shrooms, or both?
 
2021-02-28 10:46:24 AM  
Herr Morgenstern: Naturalist?

So LDS, shrooms, or both?

definitely LDS. mormons make you hallucinate like crazy!
 
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