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(NBC Miami)   'Model' thought she could Dodge the police after crashing her car, fleeing... Now they will Charger   (nbcmiami.com) divider line
    More: Florida, English-language films, Brian Prahl, witness shot video of the aftermath of the crash, homeless woman, 27-year-old Sharon Martinez-Lazaro, Jamie Guirola, back seat of a Chrysler, homeless lady  
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2021-02-27 12:12:25 PM  
Martinez-Lazaro was arrested and charged with leaving the scene of an accident and property damage. The alleged getaway driver, Bobby Stone, was also arrested and charged with accessory after the fact. Both have since posted bond.

Prahl, who records celebrities for a living, said this shoot was his most memorable.



the least drain on society was the homeless woman that almost got hit
 
2021-02-27 1:15:09 PM  
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Heh heh heh.

It's funny 'cuz she looks nekkie.
 
2021-02-27 1:16:35 PM  

Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image 425x246]

Heh heh heh.

It's funny 'cuz she looks nekkie.


Our local DJ was talking about when he went to Vegas recently and saw a 'trend' of nude colored dresses and how people will soon ruin that look a la LuLuLemon...
 
2021-02-27 1:25:01 PM  
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Looks like they need a new business model.
 
2021-02-27 1:31:30 PM  
"Model" of what?
 
2021-02-27 1:32:13 PM  
Well done, subby
But you lost me at "model"
 
2021-02-27 1:32:56 PM  
I'm guessing she'll model her privates in private for you
 
2021-02-27 1:33:03 PM  
the damn wheel is ripped off.  how the fark did this happen
 
2021-02-27 1:35:27 PM  
She should use the "Miya Ponsetto" excuse... "I'm young, attractive and Puerto Rican." Oh wait a minute...that didn't for her either.
 
2021-02-27 1:42:16 PM  

zulius: Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image 425x246]

Heh heh heh.

It's funny 'cuz she looks nekkie.

Our local DJ was talking about when he went to Vegas recently and saw a 'trend' of nude colored dresses and how people will soon ruin that look a la LuLuLemon...


I think the doctors in Vegas have figured out how to create extra-jiggly breast implants. The last time I went their every gal working in the casinos looked like she had shake weight boobies. Lets hope that trend doesn't go out of style anytime soon.
 
2021-02-27 1:50:46 PM  
At least no one was Found On Road Dead
 
2021-02-27 1:57:30 PM  

fragMasterFlash: zulius: Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image 425x246]

Heh heh heh.

It's funny 'cuz she looks nekkie.

Our local DJ was talking about when he went to Vegas recently and saw a 'trend' of nude colored dresses and how people will soon ruin that look a la LuLuLemon...

I think the doctors in Vegas have figured out how to create extra-jiggly breast implants. The last time I went their every gal working in the casinos looked like she had shake weight boobies. Lets hope that trend doesn't go out of style anytime soon.


Good breast implants are just that. Good enough to look and behave like real breasts.
What people mostly see are the cheap implants done by a so-so plastic surgeon.
 
2021-02-27 2:03:27 PM  
When the police tried to Challenger, she decided to Dart.
 
2021-02-27 2:09:24 PM  
California girl channels Florida woman.
 
2021-02-27 2:09:33 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fragMasterFlash: zulius: Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image 425x246]

Heh heh heh.

It's funny 'cuz she looks nekkie.

Our local DJ was talking about when he went to Vegas recently and saw a 'trend' of nude colored dresses and how people will soon ruin that look a la LuLuLemon...

I think the doctors in Vegas have figured out how to create extra-jiggly breast implants. The last time I went their every gal working in the casinos looked like she had shake weight boobies. Lets hope that trend doesn't go out of style anytime soon.

Good breast implants are just that. Good enough to look and behave like real breasts.
What people mostly see are the cheap implants done by a so-so plastic surgeon.


Think of the average fake boob job and realize that half of all plastic surgeons are less competent.
 
2021-02-27 2:28:24 PM  

fragMasterFlash: zulius: Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image 425x246]

Heh heh heh.

It's funny 'cuz she looks nekkie.

Our local DJ was talking about when he went to Vegas recently and saw a 'trend' of nude colored dresses and how people will soon ruin that look a la LuLuLemon...

I think the doctors in Vegas have figured out how to create extra-jiggly breast implants. The last time I went their every gal working in the casinos looked like she had shake weight boobies. Lets hope that trend doesn't go out of style anytime soon.


I find that offensive. Au naturel. Swing low, sweet chariots
 
2021-02-27 2:41:43 PM  

capt.hollister: When the police tried to Challenger, she decided to Dart.


She was unable to Escape to Eldorado.
 
2021-02-27 2:50:22 PM  
Did she skip her lunch of 3 skittles and 4 Marlboro lights?
 
2021-02-27 2:59:32 PM  
Stop making stupid people famous. Unless, of course, they're famous for their stupidity.
 
2021-02-27 3:04:02 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: fragMasterFlash: zulius: Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image 425x246]

Heh heh heh.

It's funny 'cuz she looks nekkie.

Our local DJ was talking about when he went to Vegas recently and saw a 'trend' of nude colored dresses and how people will soon ruin that look a la LuLuLemon...

I think the doctors in Vegas have figured out how to create extra-jiggly breast implants. The last time I went their every gal working in the casinos looked like she had shake weight boobies. Lets hope that trend doesn't go out of style anytime soon.

I find that offensive. Au naturel. Swing low, sweet chariots


Variety is nice, no?
 
2021-02-27 3:16:14 PM  
"Model"

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2021-02-27 3:35:16 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Prahl, who records celebrities for a living, said this shoot was his most memorable.


There are no winners here.
 
2021-02-27 3:58:21 PM  

Bslim: "Model"

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You know you would in a heartbeat.
 
2021-02-27 3:59:22 PM  
'Model' thought she could Dodge the police after crashing Ram-ing her car, fleeing... Now they will Charger
 
2021-02-27 3:59:25 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Model"

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You know you would in a heartbeat.


That's not what being a model is.

*But yes, I would
 
2021-02-27 4:15:18 PM  
Say what you want, but, I bet they had to set up portable bleachers for the strip-search.
 
2021-02-27 4:40:52 PM  
What? She's only a model and not also an influencer? Sad, low energy.
 
2021-02-27 6:02:05 PM  

cwheelie: I'm guessing she'll model her privates in private for you


And this is wrong? Is this the thing we're going to latch onto in an article about reckless driving and disregard for human life? The fact that other people willingly take nudes is what you're here to complain about?
 
2021-02-27 6:26:04 PM  
This reminds me of a story I discovered on Fark many years ago, where a man identifying as a model crashed his car into a house, effectively demolishing both.  According to the story, his only concern was that he might have injured his face, since he (ostensibly) had an upcoming photo shoot in Ibiza.

The funniest part of the whole thing was that none of the news outlets that carried the story had any photos of this alleged "model," just the devastation he caused in the wreck.  That, and his name was (allegedly) "Storm Burger."
 
2021-02-27 7:59:49 PM  
don't think this "model" will be on cover of Vogue anytime soon. More like the models in documentary Hot Girls Wanted
 
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