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(Patheos)   Christian pastor admits Biden is more powerful than God   (friendlyatheist.patheos.com) divider line
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3358 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Feb 2021 at 11:14 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-27 7:14:02 AM  
So if one man can thwart the will of your god, he must not be as all-powerful as you claim
 
2021-02-27 7:17:41 AM  
Your antichrist was shown the door.. he should be in prison, but that may still happen.
 
2021-02-27 7:27:03 AM  
It's a sad day when the Creator of the Universe is a victim of cancel culture! I MEAN...COME ON!
 
2021-02-27 7:32:02 AM  
Ah, the Billy Ray Cyrus of biblical prophecy.
 
2021-02-27 7:32:32 AM  

Circusdog320: It's a sad day when the Creator of the Universe is a victim of cancel culture! I MEAN...COME ON!


It's sad when Evangelicals use their god to try and con the last dollar out of their parishioners, and do so rather shamelessly
 
2021-02-27 7:40:48 AM  
My President gave your god a wedgie.

That's either a suckass god, or one hell of a President.
 
2021-02-27 7:40:56 AM  
Does this mean Biden is our God now?
 
2021-02-27 7:47:40 AM  
Trumps going to get his second term... in prison.
 
2021-02-27 8:05:28 AM  
At what point do we label MAGA a mental disorder?
 
2021-02-27 8:31:31 AM  
HE'S A CATHOLIC, YOU ASSHOLES!
 
2021-02-27 8:32:01 AM  
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2021-02-27 8:33:07 AM  
Let's not forget that the Bible says that false prophets shall be put to death. Also, that a false prophet is one who predicts things that do not come to pass, so you've got until March to live.
 
2021-02-27 8:33:08 AM  
So, lemme see if I got this straight:

1. All powerful god, correct?
2. This god has a plan, yes?
3. Plan is being delayed by a 78- year old man

That about cover it?
 
2021-02-27 8:38:22 AM  
Oh, this guy again. Go ask god who is President and tell me what he says
 
2021-02-27 9:10:56 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Oh, this guy again. Go ask god who is President and tell me what he says


God doesn't talk to these people, they are just hearing the echos of their own thoughts, which is why god always seems to agree with what they want.

Also, god doesn't exist, but that's not relevant to this point
 
2021-02-27 9:27:01 AM  

baka-san: whyRpeoplesostupid: Oh, this guy again. Go ask god who is President and tell me what he says

God doesn't talk to these people, they are just hearing the echos of their own thoughts, which is why god always seems to agree with what they want.

Also, god doesn't exist, but that's not relevant to this point


sarcasm

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2021-02-27 9:29:10 AM  
Biden is more powerful than God

I was going to suggest that perhaps Biden has a chariot fitted with iron, but he's a Corvette guy. His ass is wrapped in fiberglass.

I, on the other hand, drive a Volvo. Not only is it made from an iron alloy, it has the alchemical symbol for iron right on the front of it. YHWH can get out of mah way.
 
2021-02-27 10:05:36 AM  
Freaking death cults.

I mean....even your holy book says that nobody knows when the ride is supposed to end. And trying to bring about the end is not something you are supposed to be doing.
 
2021-02-27 10:08:48 AM  

Bslim: So, lemme see if I got this straight:

1. All powerful god, correct?
2. This god has a plan, yes?
3. Plan is being delayed by a 78- year old man

That about cover it?


Yep. A 78 year old is making a fool of an all powerful, immortal, omnipotent and omnipresent god. Either that, or this wak-a-doo god-botherer doesn't have any idea what he's talking about.
 
2021-02-27 10:11:40 AM  
Never Mind The Bollock.
 
2021-02-27 11:06:00 AM  
BEHOLD, MY IRON CHARIOT!
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2021-02-27 11:08:14 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: BEHOLD, MY IRON CHARIOT!
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That's fiberglass
 
2021-02-27 11:09:46 AM  

baka-san: Martian_Astronomer: BEHOLD, MY IRON CHARIOT!
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That's fiberglass


YOU'RE FIBERGLASS!
 
2021-02-27 11:11:25 AM  

baka-san: Martian_Astronomer: BEHOLD, MY IRON CHARIOT!
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That's fiberglass


Hmm, looks like the 1967 stingray does apparently have a fiberglass body, but still there's a lot of iron in it. Apparently enough to defeat God which is what counts. Let's not split hairs here.
 
2021-02-27 11:20:21 AM  
I'm not sure if this one is your classic charlatan grifter or is actually mental.
 
2021-02-27 11:20:53 AM  
Could God create an ice cream cone so big He could not eat it?

Joe Biden: I'll take two.

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2021-02-27 11:21:19 AM  
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2021-02-27 11:21:29 AM  
Must be awkward getting biblically cockblocked by a papist.
 
2021-02-27 11:23:18 AM  

IlGreven: HE'S A CATHOLIC, YOU ASSHOLES!


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"He's got a record a mile long. And... he's a Catholic."
 
2021-02-27 11:25:53 AM  
Puny god.
 
2021-02-27 11:25:57 AM  
Well, Biden is a hair sniffer and that's it

Well God is...

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2021-02-27 11:29:03 AM  
Pastor would fail my ice cream test for identifying rightwing extremists.
 
2021-02-27 11:30:35 AM  
I often wonder if we will ever let the IRS revoke not for profit status for any of these churches that insist on being PACs.
 
2021-02-27 11:30:41 AM  
I've been known to tell the right wing Christians to "...shove your spiritual was up your ass..."  The look on their faces is priceless.
 
2021-02-27 11:31:17 AM  

baka-san: Martian_Astronomer: BEHOLD, MY IRON CHARIOT!
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That's fiberglass


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2021-02-27 11:31:30 AM  
We really need to apply false advertising laws to churches. You can rant and rave all you want for free, but as soon as you accept donations, you should be held to the same standard as any other business.  If Starbucks can't claim their coffee cures cancer, you shouldn't be able to claim your magic thoughts will either.  Holding these people to the bare minimum of honesty would get rid of half these nuts.
 
2021-02-27 11:31:44 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: baka-san: Martian_Astronomer: BEHOLD, MY IRON CHARIOT!
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That's fiberglass

Hmm, looks like the 1967 stingray does apparently have a fiberglass body, but still there's a lot of iron in it. Apparently enough to defeat God which is what counts. Let's not split hairs here.


It's a base 327/300, you need a big block to take down the major deities
 
2021-02-27 11:32:47 AM  

Metastatic Capricorn: [pbs.twimg.com image 497x403]


Maybe it's just me, but I didn't expect the four horsepersons of the Apocalypse to be this cute.
 
2021-02-27 11:32:55 AM  

TuckFrump: So if one man can thwart the will of your god, he must not be as all-powerful as you claim


Our fathers were our models for God.  If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God?

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It's another metaphor.  Exist in the now, nothing else is real.

You can run water (holy water?) over your hand to make it worse, or you can use vinegar (apply science) to neutrailze the burn.


First you have to know.   Not fear, know, that someday you are going to die.  No afterlife "everything will be okay" afterlife fantasy bullshiat.
 
2021-02-27 11:32:55 AM  
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2021-02-27 11:33:20 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: I've been known to tell the right wing Christians to "...shove your spiritual was warup your ass..."  The look on their faces is priceless.


Stupid typo
 
2021-02-27 11:33:47 AM  
Interesting choice of fashions.  With his long, unkempt black hair and clothing, I guess he saw some anime character and decided to emulate them.  Like that guy from brave 10.
 
2021-02-27 11:33:59 AM  
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2021-02-27 11:35:03 AM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: IlGreven: HE'S A CATHOLIC, YOU ASSHOLES!

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"He's got a record a mile long. And... he's a Catholic."


Illinois Nazis...
 
2021-02-27 11:37:40 AM  

baka-san: Martian_Astronomer: baka-san: Martian_Astronomer: BEHOLD, MY IRON CHARIOT!
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That's fiberglass

Hmm, looks like the 1967 stingray does apparently have a fiberglass body, but still there's a lot of iron in it. Apparently enough to defeat God which is what counts. Let's not split hairs here.

It's a base 327/300, you need a big block to take down the major deities


....what if his father had him deliver tofu every morning before school?
 
2021-02-27 11:37:46 AM  

Flab: Metastatic Capricorn: [pbs.twimg.com image 497x403]

Maybe it's just me, but I didn't expect the four horsepersons of the Apocalypse to be this cute.


Crystal Thierry, for the record.
 
2021-02-27 11:38:38 AM  
That guy fried his brain years ago.

Or is selling his schtick to people who did. Either way, a farkin' windowlicker.
 
2021-02-27 11:41:26 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: I've been known to tell the right wing Christians to "...shove your spiritual was up your ass..."  The look on their faces is priceless.


A logical proof for your consideration. Premises:

1. Jesus is God.
2. Jesus is also a man.
3. God is everywhere.

4. Jesus is everywhere. (From 1 and 3.)
5. Your butt is a subset of everywhere.
6. Jesus is in your butt. (From 4 and 5.)

∴ 7. A man is in your butt right now. (From 6 and 2.)
 
2021-02-27 11:41:42 AM  
"We are in a full-on spiritual war," Bullock said.

Calm down, Tyler Durden.
 
2021-02-27 11:42:00 AM  

SmithHiller: [i.kym-cdn.com image 530x371]


"I'll give you that one, but don't make a habit of it"
 
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