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(BBC-US)   One queue isn't a big problem. Two queues could draw attention...to your crack den   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-02-27 10:15:00 AM  
That's why you need to keep your queue anonymous.
 
2021-02-27 10:20:10 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: That's why you need to keep your queue anonymous.


My Pillow guy must be off the wagon.
 
2021-02-27 10:21:18 AM  
So it was a crack queue and a pho queue?
 
2021-02-27 10:24:27 AM  
Arthur "Two Queues" Jackson
 
2021-02-27 10:25:32 AM  
A Tale of Two Queues

The QE2?
 
2021-02-27 10:25:53 AM  
QED
 
2021-02-27 10:26:23 AM  
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2021-02-27 10:29:26 AM  
And now they're all saying QQ
 
2021-02-27 10:31:14 AM  
Mayor of Middlesbrough Andy Preston said: "No-one should have to put up with this sort of appalling, anti-social behaviour"

I dunno, it seems pretty social to me, like when we queue for beer releases.
 
2021-02-27 10:31:33 AM  
It's Middlesborough, I'd expect nothing less. It's a shiathole and there's nothing there to do.

That place is tiny, it would have been easier to deliver by foot, if he wasn't so lazy..
 
2021-02-27 10:33:06 AM  
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2021-02-27 10:34:41 AM  
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"You call that a crack den? "
 
2021-02-27 10:45:33 AM  
I always thought queue was a weird word.
 
2021-02-27 10:48:07 AM  
Thank queue very much
 
2021-02-27 10:55:57 AM  
Subby, "crack den" is so gauche, we prefer "maison de craque".
 
2021-02-27 10:59:28 AM  
I just don't "get" crack.

I mean, sure, I'm a straightedge who is still hemming and hawing about trying cannabis edibles or creams for my (ugh, I hate that I have to use this word) chronic pain, but crack just makes no damn sense to me. I've seen what it does to people. I can't imagine being the kind of person who looks at that and then says, "oh well, it's worth the risk!"

Same with meth, bath salts, and all those other drugs that make you turn into a ghoul, or eat people's faces. The drugs that destroy your teeth, hair, skin, and turn your brain to mush-- They just don't make sense to me.

Weed I "get", because it doesn't absolutely destroy the people using it. It might become an obsession (oftentimes a childish one, as I see people giggling daily over the time being 4:20) but it doesn't rot your teeth, sap your willpower, or make you prone to eating the flesh of your best friend.

I even kind of "get" regular cocaine. Yes, it makes you a hyperactive dickweed and might cause your brain to bleed, but you're still basically yourself. You're not transformed into an extra from Dawn of the Dead.

What is it about these really hard, brain-crushing drugs that people find appealing?
 
2021-02-27 11:14:49 AM  

WilderKWight: What is it about these really hard, brain-crushing drugs that people find appealing?


Easy there Nancy Reagan crack is still cocaine just cheaper. Despite all those scare you straight school presentations not everybody that uses hard drugs ends up horribly addicted and ruining their lives just like not everybody that drinks beer ends up an alcoholic and not everybody that visits a casino develops a gambling problem. People drink or smoke crack or whatever either because they just enjoy it or are looking to escape the living hell that is reality for a bit.
 
2021-02-27 11:20:35 AM  
Have to admire their line management skills. Drug addicts not the most patient people.
 
2021-02-27 11:22:20 AM  
"Uh, is this the line for the beer crack, or the line to get the tickets to get the beer crack?"
 
2021-02-27 11:24:26 AM  
I was at the bus station and saw four people waiting in line to catch a bus that would take them to Kew and I thought "Four queue for Kew."
 
2021-02-27 11:25:25 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: "Uh, is this the line for the beer crack, or the line to get the tickets to get the beer crack?"


Beer enthusiast detected
 
2021-02-27 11:25:26 AM  
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2021-02-27 11:34:28 AM  

kdawg7736: I always thought queue was a weird word.


Comes around a lot in Words with Friends hehe. Scores nicely. Not as well as cheque though. Play the latter right on the board it's an awesome score.
 
2021-02-27 11:36:37 AM  
So they shut the place down because of poor customer service and having 2 queues?
I hope they do the same at the grocers when they have multiple queues!
 
2021-02-27 11:42:15 AM  

WilderKWight: What is it about these really hard, brain-crushing drugs that people find appealing?


I've worked in the emergency services for 15 years now, but I remember asking myself the same when I started.

Basically, no- one grows up and thinks "I'm going to become an addict" something happens somewhere along the line. Relationships break down, jobs lost, home lost, something along those lines. Once people's lives go to ratshiat, that's when the dealers start preying on them: "Stick this needle in your arm, it'll take you away from the shiatshow that's your life" and, they're not wrong. Most of the psychological reason for drug use is the escapism.

Same with alcohol, there's no answers at the bottom of a bottle, but for some, forgetting about the questions whilst checking many bottles, just in case, has an appeal.

Ultimately, to prevent addiction, people need support to put lives back together, and early intervention is key.
 
2021-02-27 11:42:15 AM  

WilderKWight: I just don't "get" crack.

I mean, sure, I'm a straightedge who is still hemming and hawing about trying cannabis edibles or creams for my (ugh, I hate that I have to use this word) chronic pain, but crack just makes no damn sense to me. I've seen what it does to people. I can't imagine being the kind of person who looks at that and then says, "oh well, it's worth the risk!"

Same with meth, bath salts, and all those other drugs that make you turn into a ghoul, or eat people's faces. The drugs that destroy your teeth, hair, skin, and turn your brain to mush-- They just don't make sense to me.

Weed I "get", because it doesn't absolutely destroy the people using it. It might become an obsession (oftentimes a childish one, as I see people giggling daily over the time being 4:20) but it doesn't rot your teeth, sap your willpower, or make you prone to eating the flesh of your best friend.

I even kind of "get" regular cocaine. Yes, it makes you a hyperactive dickweed and might cause your brain to bleed, but you're still basically yourself. You're not transformed into an extra from Dawn of the Dead.

What is it about these really hard, brain-crushing drugs that people find appealing?


Maybe they don't particularly like the person they feel that they are...
 
2021-02-27 12:05:09 PM  

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No Cheap Crack Houses
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2021-02-27 12:20:03 PM  
Their Queue was not very Anon.
 
2021-02-27 1:03:13 PM  
My grocery store cant even open another line when there is like 8 people in line.  But when dealing drugs....discretion is key.  I mean they should have just had those huge Hollywoodesque aviation search lights out front spinning in the sky.

Otherwise the tenant was probably too high to realize wtaf he was doing.  Rule no1 in dealing narcotics --- Dont use the product, makes you do stupid things and get's busted right quick.
 
2021-02-27 1:10:09 PM  
Where's Anon when you need him?
 
2021-02-27 1:18:23 PM  
Cokeheads in the UK? Same shiat, different day.
 
2021-02-27 3:06:06 PM  

WilderKWight: I just don't "get" crack.

I mean, sure, I'm a straightedge who is still hemming and hawing about trying cannabis edibles or creams for my (ugh, I hate that I have to use this word) chronic pain, but crack just makes no damn sense to me. I've seen what it does to people. I can't imagine being the kind of person who looks at that and then says, "oh well, it's worth the risk!"

Same with meth, bath salts, and all those other drugs that make you turn into a ghoul, or eat people's faces. The drugs that destroy your teeth, hair, skin, and turn your brain to mush-- They just don't make sense to me.

Weed I "get", because it doesn't absolutely destroy the people using it. It might become an obsession (oftentimes a childish one, as I see people giggling daily over the time being 4:20) but it doesn't rot your teeth, sap your willpower, or make you prone to eating the flesh of your best friend.

I even kind of "get" regular cocaine. Yes, it makes you a hyperactive dickweed and might cause your brain to bleed, but you're still basically yourself. You're not transformed into an extra from Dawn of the Dead.

What is it about these really hard, brain-crushing drugs that people find appealing?


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I never did understand the druggies of yesterday or even today's druggie either.....but once I saw a Hamster on its wheel at 2am or all friggin night long...I got it!!!!

Maybe now you do too....?!?!?
 
2021-02-27 4:16:44 PM  

kdawg7736: I always thought queue was a weird word.


A 5-letter word where 4 of them are silent.
 
2021-02-27 4:23:12 PM  
The dealer should've put his prices up, obviously he was selling too cheap or had no competition.

@ WilderKWight - weed is the antidote to motivation
 
2021-02-27 11:58:23 PM  

WilderKWight: I just don't "get" crack.

I mean, sure, I'm a straightedge who is still hemming and hawing about trying cannabis edibles or creams for my (ugh, I hate that I have to use this word) chronic pain, but crack just makes no damn sense to me. I've seen what it does to people. I can't imagine being the kind of person who looks at that and then says, "oh well, it's worth the risk!"

Same with meth, bath salts, and all those other drugs that make you turn into a ghoul, or eat people's faces. The drugs that destroy your teeth, hair, skin, and turn your brain to mush-- They just don't make sense to me.

Weed I "get", because it doesn't absolutely destroy the people using it. It might become an obsession (oftentimes a childish one, as I see people giggling daily over the time being 4:20) but it doesn't rot your teeth, sap your willpower, or make you prone to eating the flesh of your best friend.

I even kind of "get" regular cocaine. Yes, it makes you a hyperactive dickweed and might cause your brain to bleed, but you're still basically yourself. You're not transformed into an extra from Dawn of the Dead.

What is it about these really hard, brain-crushing drugs that people find appealing?


Crack and regular cocaine don't give you a different high. Crack is just more popular with non white people so you have a more negative social stereotype of the high it gives.
 
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