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(AP News)   Our long, national nightmare is over: Gaga's getting her dogs back. Both are unharmed. They deserve ALLLLL the steak   (apnews.com) divider line
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2021-02-27 2:12:56 AM  
Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.
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She offered more to buy those dogs back from the people who shot him, no questions asked, than the dude could make in a lifetime walking dogs.
 
2021-02-27 2:25:56 AM  
Yesterday's unexpected blow to the ego was learning that Lady Gaga's dogs are worth considerably more than I am.
 
2021-02-27 2:30:03 AM  
That is awesome.
 
2021-02-27 3:06:52 AM  

Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.


Said only you.
 
2021-02-27 3:09:47 AM  
Who got her dogs back? Who!? Who!?
 
2021-02-27 3:14:13 AM  

Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.
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You don't know how much her dog walker makes and considering Gagas reputation I'd say it's a safe bet he's being well taken care of behind the scenes because you know, privacy in case his injuries turn life threatening.
 
2021-02-27 3:26:43 AM  

Inaditch: Yesterday's unexpected blow to the ego was learning that Lady Gaga's dogs are worth considerably more than I am.


Today's unexpected blow to the ego must be learning that everyone else knew it all along.
 
2021-02-27 4:08:20 AM  
So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.
 
2021-02-27 4:31:54 AM  

Flappyhead: Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.
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You don't know how much her dog walker makes and considering Gagas reputation I'd say it's a safe bet he's being well taken care of behind the scenes because you know, privacy in case his injuries turn life threatening.


He is in the VIP section of ceder sinai, she is taking good care of him. I had a friend that was a dog walker for diplomats and politicians here in the DC area and she made bank. Offered me to take over her clients when she bought a farm in Colorado.
 
2021-02-27 4:39:41 AM  
And dude is probably farked for the rest of his life.
 
2021-02-27 4:52:16 AM  

Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.


Like Kimye getting tied up and robbed by some rando crew in Paris? I saw that show once on MeToo while waiting for my work truck to get fixed.

/either that or fuxmews
//I'll take the 70s copdrama thanks
 
2021-02-27 4:53:46 AM  

Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.


She offered $500,000 and has a net worth of like $325,000,000.

The median american is worth $100,000.

Her offer of $500k is like a regular American offering $150
 
2021-02-27 4:54:26 AM  
It's cool she got the dogs back, but meanwhile some 7 year old girl is practically begging for money on the front page for brain surgery.
 
2021-02-27 4:56:08 AM  

BafflerMeal: Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.

Said only you.


She offered to pay the people who shot him, no questions, as long as she got what she wanted.
/Which obviously did not involve finding the people who shot her employee.
 
2021-02-27 4:56:15 AM  

Inaditch: Yesterday's unexpected blow to the ego was learning that Lady Gaga's dogs are worth considerably more than I am.


https://twitter.com/godsplandaily?lan​g​=en
 
2021-02-27 5:11:56 AM  

Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.


I seem to recall that there is some sort of supposedly dangerous disease going about, and that travel should only be done when absolutely necessary.

Her employee was grievous hurt and her property was stolen. Its not like a child or kin was involved to where she HAD to come back.
 
2021-02-27 5:43:37 AM  
ftfa:"I continue to love you Ryan Fischer, you risked your life to fight for our family. You're forever a hero," Lady Gaga said in an Instagram post."

He'll probably recover from his wound, and i'll wager be set for life financially. Never underestimate the gratitude of pet owners. Especially the obscenely rich ones.
 
2021-02-27 6:00:18 AM  

Dryad: BafflerMeal: Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.

Said only you.

She offered to pay the people who shot him, no questions, as long as she got what she wanted.
/Which obviously did not involve finding the people who shot her employee.


The cops didnt say that THEY wouldn't be asking any questions
 
2021-02-27 7:10:49 AM  

Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.
-
She offered more to buy those dogs back from the people who shot him, no questions asked, than the dude could make in a lifetime walking dogs.


In another article the family of the dog walker thanks Lady Gaga profusely for how much suppoer she has shown the them and the dog walker.

It's funny how most other articles are leaving out the family's statement and just focusing on the dog angle.
 
2021-02-27 7:13:47 AM  
And all she had to do was sing a country music song backwards.
 
2021-02-27 7:30:09 AM  
I'm sure Gaga is taking care of the dog walker very well. I'm more depressed that the media is reporting more on the dogs than him.

What does that say about society?
 
2021-02-27 7:32:55 AM  
Thank god.
I was really worried about that.
Good to know Lady Gaga, who loves her dogs so much she has a nanny for them, has found solace.
Thank god.

Whew.
 
2021-02-27 8:09:18 AM  

Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.
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She offered more to buy those dogs back from the people who shot him, no questions asked, than the dude could make in a lifetime walking dogs.


You would think with all the movies and television shows showing the person offering a reward is sitting waiting for a phone call with FBI agents nearby listening in waiting to trace a call, an unmarked car ready to follow whoever is to drop the money that people would have some understanding as to what might possibly be going on.  No, it is probably easier to just make some blanket statement regarding her caring more about her dogs because she could not involve herself in the attempted murder part of the investigation.  I guess in this person's mind, the dogs are back so Lady Gaga can tell the police to close the investigation?

It is more likely that she cares more for the dog walker than the dogs as celebrity pets seem more of a status symbol than anything else.  Kind of like the Presidental pet, presidents had no desire for a pet but once they move into the spotlight in the White House they have to adopt one to have someone else care for it until there are picture and story opportunities.  Lady Gaga's assistant probably has to keep prompting her with the names so she does not get her posts names wrong.  Now that the pets are safe, she can milk the human part of the story for all it is worth.  (see, this is crafted snark, put some effort into it)
 
2021-02-27 8:10:06 AM  
But have you seen how crappy Joe Biden's dog Champ looks?
Jeezus.
 
2021-02-27 8:10:20 AM  

oyster_popsicles: ftfa:"I continue to love you Ryan Fischer, you risked your life to fight for our family. You're forever a hero," Lady Gaga said in an Instagram post."

He'll probably recover from his wound, and i'll wager be set for life financially. Never underestimate the gratitude of pet owners. Especially the obscenely rich ones.


BUT SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT THE DOGS! STICK WITH THE NARRATIVE!
 
2021-02-27 8:11:09 AM  

nytmare: And all she had to do was sing a country music song backwards.


And that's how Georgia flipped Blue.
 
2021-02-27 8:11:57 AM  

Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.
-
She offered more to buy those dogs back from the people who shot him, no questions asked, than the dude could make in a lifetime walking dogs.


I'm sure those people really needed the money or they would have done the heinous deed of killing someone, which they will have on their conscience forever. Really, I feel most sorry for them.
 
2021-02-27 8:19:35 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.

She offered $500,000 and has a net worth of like $325,000,000.

The median american is worth $100,000.

Her offer of $500k is like a regular American offering $150


Now do tipping.
 
2021-02-27 8:23:19 AM  
They may have wanted streak but they're getting po po po pork chops.
I'm sorry.
 
2021-02-27 8:27:21 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.

She offered $500,000 and has a net worth of like $325,000,000.

The median american is worth $100,000.

Her offer of $500k is like a regular American offering $150


Thank you for this. It pains me how much the average person doesn't know about numbers. She could have given 20 million and it wouldn't have been a drop for her.
 
2021-02-27 8:42:26 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: It's cool she got the dogs back, but meanwhile some 7 year old girl is practically begging for money on the front page for brain surgery.


Blame the people who make her rich.

Literally everyone who listens to her music or saw her in a movie.
 
2021-02-27 8:42:58 AM  

ng2810: Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.

I seem to recall that there is some sort of supposedly dangerous disease going about, and that travel should only be done when absolutely necessary.

Her employee was grievous hurt and her property was stolen. Its not like a child or kin was involved to where she HAD to come back.


Why is she in Rome?
 
2021-02-27 8:52:52 AM  
Dryad:
She offered more to buy those dogs back from the people who shot him, no questions asked, than the dude could make in a lifetime walking dogs.

So dogwalkers would be sensible to become dognappers then?
 
2021-02-27 8:55:19 AM  
gar1013:

Why is she in Rome?

FTFA: The singer is currently in Rome to film a movie.
 
2021-02-27 9:20:55 AM  

gar1013: drjekel_mrhyde: It's cool she got the dogs back, but meanwhile some 7 year old girl is practically begging for money on the front page for brain surgery.

Blame the people who make her rich.

Literally everyone who listens to her music or saw her in a movie.


Thank you.  I was wondering why health care in America is a shiat show.  Now I know it's because of pop music.
 
2021-02-27 9:30:09 AM  

gar1013: ng2810: Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.

I seem to recall that there is some sort of supposedly dangerous disease going about, and that travel should only be done when absolutely necessary.

Her employee was grievous hurt and her property was stolen. Its not like a child or kin was involved to where she HAD to come back.

Why is she in Rome?


Because the Pope called a summit of the Lizard People.
 
2021-02-27 9:39:30 AM  
"You brought the f***in' Pomeranian bowling?"
"What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f***ing beer. He's not taking your f***ing turn, Dude."
"Man, if Lady f***in' Gaga asked me to take care of her f***in' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Rome I'd tell her to go f*** herself."
 
2021-02-27 9:43:10 AM  
Some of y'all have some serious issues.
 
2021-02-27 9:50:15 AM  

gar1013: Why is she in Rome?


She has a fwiend in Wome.
 
2021-02-27 9:59:24 AM  

gar1013: ng2810: Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.

I seem to recall that there is some sort of supposedly dangerous disease going about, and that travel should only be done when absolutely necessary.

Her employee was grievous hurt and her property was stolen. Its not like a child or kin was involved to where she HAD to come back.

Why is she in Rome?


Running this PR scam!
 
2021-02-27 10:32:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: gar1013: drjekel_mrhyde: It's cool she got the dogs back, but meanwhile some 7 year old girl is practically begging for money on the front page for brain surgery.

Blame the people who make her rich.

Literally everyone who listens to her music or saw her in a movie.

Thank you.  I was wondering why health care in America is a shiat show.  Now I know it's because of pop music.


You must be new here
/Autotune kidnapped Jimmy Page's dog
 
2021-02-27 10:40:21 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: It's cool she got the dogs back, but meanwhile some 7 year old girl is practically begging for money on the front page for brain surgery.


Excellent argument for national healthcare. Thanks. Remember to vote
 
2021-02-27 11:16:33 AM  

VoodooTaco: Fark_Guy_Rob: Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.

She offered $500,000 and has a net worth of like $325,000,000.

The median american is worth $100,000.

Her offer of $500k is like a regular American offering $150

Now do tipping.


And wealth taxes.
 
2021-02-27 11:25:50 AM  

Bslim: gar1013: ng2810: Bslim: So Lady Gaga was so worried she remained in Rome while the whole operation went down. Huh, this whole thing reeks of scam.

I seem to recall that there is some sort of supposedly dangerous disease going about, and that travel should only be done when absolutely necessary.

Her employee was grievous hurt and her property was stolen. Its not like a child or kin was involved to where she HAD to come back.

Why is she in Rome?

Running this PR scam!


She's in the middle of making a movie. She's not gonna come running back because somebody stole her dogs because what could she do? I doubt very much she needs more publicity.
 
2021-02-27 11:33:20 AM  

bostonguy: I'm sure Gaga is taking care of the dog walker very well. I'm more depressed that the media is reporting more on the dogs than him.

What does that say about society?


That a dude who was shot in a dogknapping wants to remain annonymous so the high end hospital isn't allowing reporters to visit him and his boss isn't giving them contact information about his family?
 
2021-02-27 11:38:12 AM  
LAPD said the woman had found the dogs

Really? Found the dogs? Really?

Just found the dogs....

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-02-27 12:33:44 PM  

bostonguy: I'm sure Gaga is taking care of the dog walker very well. I'm more depressed that the media is reporting more on the dogs than him.

What does that say about society?


We're part of society and we're all asking about the dogwalker. Society is fine.

The media, on the other hand, has all the empathy of a bucket of leeches.
 
2021-02-27 12:34:27 PM  

dryknife: But have you seen how crappy Joe Biden's dog Champ looks?
Jeezus.


Someone's got Champ Derangement Syndrome.
 
2021-02-27 1:32:09 PM  

solokumba: LAPD said the woman had found the dogs

Really? Found the dogs? Really?

Just found the dogs....

[Fark user image image 800x600]


Are her eyes just slightly askew?
 
2021-02-27 1:35:03 PM  

BafflerMeal: Dryad: Yes.
As long as the famous persons pets are fine, no one needs to care about some gig worker getting shot in the chest.

Said only you.


You must not have read the previous two threads. Plenty of people criticizing that decision.
Try to keep up?
 
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