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(MSN)   Shoot me with a pellet gun once shame on you, shoot me twice that's aggravated assault   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-02-26 8:25:22 PM  
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2021-02-26 10:05:22 PM  
This guy is going places.
 
2021-02-26 10:59:38 PM  
She should have reported him the first time. At least now he may realize that it is not a good idea toshoot someone with any weapon. I hope they give him a good kick in the pants.
 
2021-02-26 11:03:23 PM  
Must be a tough cookie to be shot in the face and not report it the first time.

/boy should be weeding her yard until at least graduation
 
2021-02-26 11:10:13 PM  

WTFDYW: This guy is going places.


In Texas, the lady would have shot back, with an actual gun 🔫
 
2021-02-26 11:11:09 PM  

waxbeans: WTFDYW: This guy is going places.

In Texas, the lady would have shot back, with an actual gun 🔫


Wait it IS texas. WTF?
 
2021-02-26 11:13:42 PM  
When I was a kid our rule was if someone shot you in the ass with a bb gun then you got to shoot them back

That kept the shootings to a minimum
 
2021-02-26 11:16:02 PM  
It'll end up in appellate court.
 
2021-02-26 11:29:05 PM  

SumoJeb: When I was a kid our rule was if someone shot you in the ass with a bb gun then you got to shoot them back

That kept the shootings to a minimum


When I was a kid the rule was if you point your damn bb gun in my direction I'm gonna take it away, shove the barrel into the mud and then chuck it as far as I can into the high grass. That also only took one lesson though.
 
2021-02-26 11:33:20 PM  
And my neighbor wouldn't believe her broken car windows were an -accident-
 
2021-02-26 11:38:12 PM  
i get the joke , but it is aggravated assault the first time...
 
2021-02-26 11:43:40 PM  

WTP 2: i get the joke , but it is aggravated assault the first time...


In NJ its also a real firearms crime. As i learned when i attempted to buy one to plink some cans and hope that this dick squirrel in our yard got between me and them.
 
2021-02-26 11:56:51 PM  

WTFDYW: This guy is going places.


He's certainly Vice Presidential material.
 
2021-02-27 3:20:18 AM  
You'll shoot her thigh out, kid
 
2021-02-27 4:22:56 AM  
A shame she was not packing heat and sent some hot lead back his way.
 
2021-02-27 10:55:37 AM  
We had a local loser who didn't like the high school band practicing marching on the street in front of his house. He lived a block from school.   so, he started shooting them with a BB gun as they marched past.  The parents went apeshiat, and the city added a lot of anti BB gun laws.
 
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