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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)   Sending a bank robbery note through the pneumatic tube did not work   (wmbfnews.com) divider line
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1642 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2021 at 11:20 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-26 11:25:20 PM  
21 votes:
You have to send the gun through the pneumatic tube so the threat is real.
 
2021-02-26 11:23:24 PM  
11 votes:
Props to him for social distancing though
 
2021-02-26 11:43:35 PM  
8 votes:
"You have a gub?"
 
2021-02-26 11:27:36 PM  
7 votes:
Why no go whole hog and send your stick-up note by telepone, telegrah or snail mail, with a return address?
 
2021-02-26 11:22:58 PM  
7 votes:
I think the proper response, in the absence of any obvious threat, is to gather the rest of the tellers to point and laugh...
 
2021-02-27 12:10:13 AM  
6 votes:
I know a woman who was a bank teller. A would-be robber said he was going to send a bomb through the tube, so she shut off the suction power and told him to fark off. He drove away and was soon captured by police. Idiots are all around us.
 
2021-02-26 11:26:26 PM  
6 votes:
The passenger began to flail his arms and was instructed to put his hands in the arm, according to an incident report

That's how they get you - they give you impossible instructions that you can't follow then BLAM BLAM
 
2021-02-27 12:37:59 AM  
5 votes:
Since this is Caturday...
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PurrrFark!
 
2021-02-27 1:16:40 AM  
3 votes:

SumoJeb: The folks at costco get real pissy if you stick things in the pneumatic tubes at the check out


That's why the 25 cent blowjob machines at the car wash is my preference. More privacy.
 
2021-02-27 12:35:36 AM  
3 votes:

brantgoose: Why no go whole hog and send your stick-up note by telepone, telegrah or snail mail, with a return address?


Maybe there is a button on the bank website?
 
2021-02-26 11:34:08 PM  
3 votes:
I hope the judge asks this question..."Just what did you think was going to happen when you did that?"
 
2021-02-26 11:40:37 PM  
2 votes:
The folks at costco get real pissy if you stick things in the pneumatic tubes at the check out
 
2021-02-27 12:56:53 AM  
1 vote:

SumoJeb: The folks at costco get real pissy if you stick things in the pneumatic tubes at the check out


Maybe next time try not pissing in it?
 
2021-02-26 11:26:23 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he should have sent an envelope full of Tide with a letter saying send money and I'll send you antidote?
 
2021-02-26 11:24:05 PM  
1 vote:
Seen being bundled into a Ministry of Information van...


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