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(NYPost)   Michael Bolton? Sorry, I'm not switching stock trading apps until I hear from Kenny G   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Stock, New York Stock Exchange, Stock market, Hedge fund, New York, order flow, Michael Bolton, 2006 albums  
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516 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Feb 2021 at 11:12 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-02-26 11:18:04 PM  
6 votes:
"I told those fudge packers I liked Michael Bolton's music".

"Oh that's not right, Michael".

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2021-02-27 7:34:26 AM  
5 votes:
Bolton?  Kenny G?  Sorry, the only musicians I take financial advice from are the Wu Tang Clan.
2021-02-26 11:44:02 PM  
4 votes:
I once asked Kenny G for some stock tips and he played an E♭ for 45 minutes.
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2021-02-26 5:44:49 PM  
4 votes:
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2021-02-26 11:27:58 PM  
2 votes:

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This is strange:
Office Space with Michael Bolton
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2021-02-26 10:49:24 PM  
2 votes:

bdub77: HawgWild: Public, which currently claims 1 million users versus Robinhood's 13 million, allows customers to buy fractional shares of stocks and ETFs.

Uh, so does Robinhood. So does M1. So do a lot of 'em.

This institutional vs retail story has done nothing but expose just how much the media pretends not to understand what's happening.


You're just making this rabbit hole deeper ...
2021-02-26 6:23:24 PM  
2 votes:
You gotta hear what Barry Manilow would've said.
2021-02-27 12:56:20 PM  
1 vote:
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I think we already know Marx's theories on the matter.
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