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(WSLS Virginia)   Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the latest winner of an FBI home raid   (wsls.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Supreme Court of the United States, United States Congress, Jeremy Groseclose, United States Capitol, United States Capitol Police, Federal investigators, Law enforcement agency  
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3934 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Feb 2021 at 8:27 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-26 4:28:31 PM  
Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the name of my South Asian-inspired British Alternative Hip Hop group. We toured with MIA and Cornershop in the mid-2000s.

It was alright, alright, alright.
 
2021-02-26 6:53:04 PM  
US Capitol rioters being arrested to "Layla" and Narrated by Ray Liotta from Goodfellas.
Youtube xrmtsaOEGo8
 
2021-02-26 8:28:33 PM  
I need to get some safety glasses.
 
2021-02-26 8:29:47 PM  
It's like, they all look almost the same or somethin'.
 
2021-02-26 8:31:37 PM  
More like Dollar Store Matthew Lillard
 
2021-02-26 8:32:18 PM  

NINEv2: It's like, they all look almost the same or somethin'.


That's the reason it took so long to figure out the details of the people who died at the capitol. All of the rioters have the same DNA and no teeth.
 
2021-02-26 8:37:11 PM  
So they released on a 20k bond but were watching him and finally did a home raid?

Ok.

Inside the capital building for 2 plus hours, prevented a door from closing allowing further access and then threw things at police, a charge he now denies.

I'm thinking he is hooped.

Good.
 
2021-02-26 8:40:12 PM  
Dollar General, please. Dollar Tree has class. Relatively speaking.
 
2021-02-26 8:42:05 PM  
Someone help me...I looked at the comments.
 
2021-02-26 8:44:09 PM  
Kind of looks like the love child of McConaugghey and Billy Bob Thornton
 
2021-02-26 8:47:26 PM  
So the FBI isn't tracking phones *unless*the public turns the insurrectionists in... what the fark is wrong with the FBI?
 
2021-02-26 8:49:33 PM  
Groseclose?  WTF kind of name is that?
 
2021-02-26 8:50:53 PM  
Ewww, Grose.
 
2021-02-26 8:52:32 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the name of my South Asian-inspired British Alternative Hip Hop group. We toured with MIA and Cornershop in the mid-2000s.

It was alright, alright, alright.


Right on! I loved your hit "Brimfull of handcuffs on 45!"
 
2021-02-26 8:53:58 PM  

Kalyco Jack: NikolaiFarkoff: Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the name of my South Asian-inspired British Alternative Hip Hop group. We toured with MIA and Cornershop in the mid-2000s.

It was alright, alright, alright.

Right on! I loved your hit "Brimfull of handcuffs on 45!"


🎶everybody needs some Treason and MyPillow🎶
 
2021-02-26 8:54:08 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: So the FBI isn't tracking phones *unless*the public turns the insurrectionists in... what the fark is wrong with the FBI?


I would guess they have the information but they can't act on it without answering a LOT of awkward cyber-espionage questions from 4th Amendment attorneys. So they have to wait for enough public information to be brought forward.

"Oh! That guy! Yes! We are so glad you gave us his name and address. Now we can formally have charges that match up with other damning information we hope to discover but don't possess right now."
 
2021-02-26 8:55:16 PM  

slobberbone: Dollar General, please. Dollar Tree has class. Relatively speaking.


Is Dollar Tree the one that makes you wear pants?
 
2021-02-26 9:00:05 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: So the FBI isn't tracking phones *unless*the public turns the insurrectionists in... what the fark is wrong with the FBI?


Probably easiest to gather all the evidence on the phone side, then, as people are turned in, match the person to the phone data.

Makes it much easier by not needing warrants.
 
2021-02-26 9:00:07 PM  

cerikpete: More like Dollar Store Matthew Lillard


Crash...and Burn!
 
2021-02-26 9:06:12 PM  

Tor_Eckman: Groseclose?  WTF kind of name is that?


An ancestor liked to get... proximal.
 
2021-02-26 9:07:40 PM  
I see a Dollar Tree Dax Shepard
 
2021-02-26 9:10:54 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: slobberbone: Dollar General, please. Dollar Tree has class. Relatively speaking.

Is Dollar Tree the one that makes you wear pants?


I am pretty sure- lotsa little kids go there to get school and art supplies. I hadda wait 3 minutes behind some 5-7 yr old girl trying to get a manager to the checkout to confirm that they did not, in fact, carry gluesticks. Her Abuela kept apologising, I kept saying I was not in that much of a hurry to buy a dishpan and hand soap pumps and such .
 
2021-02-26 9:11:14 PM  

Lost_in_Korea: Someone help me...I looked at the comments.


One of them unironically calls himself "Rusty Shackleford". The lack of self awareness is astounding.
 
2021-02-26 9:13:15 PM  

Kalyco Jack: NikolaiFarkoff: Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the name of my South Asian-inspired British Alternative Hip Hop group. We toured with MIA and Cornershop in the mid-2000s.

It was alright, alright, alright.

Right on! I loved your hit "Brimfull of handcuffs on 45!"


Everybody needs a prison and a pillow...
 
2021-02-26 9:13:51 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Kalyco Jack: NikolaiFarkoff: Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the name of my South Asian-inspired British Alternative Hip Hop group. We toured with MIA and Cornershop in the mid-2000s.

It was alright, alright, alright.

Right on! I loved your hit "Brimfull of handcuffs on 45!"

🎶everybody needs some Treason and MyPillow🎶


Dammit.
 
2021-02-26 9:15:50 PM  
Methew McRackhead had to have a sponsor.  And, why did the Capitol police retreat?  Was a rookie on patrol that important day?  What happened to stop or I will shoot?
 
2021-02-26 9:40:10 PM  

Lost_in_Korea: Someone help me...I looked at the comments.


Yeah, I made the same mistake. There's a lot of ignorance in that thread. Like the idiots arguing that it wasn't an insurrection because the only deaths were supposedly Trump supporters. Not only is that irrational, it's also completely wrong.
 
2021-02-26 9:55:10 PM  

cerikpete: More like Dollar Store Matthew Lillard


Damn yo. That sh*t was on point.
 
2021-02-26 10:18:05 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the name of my South Asian-inspired British Alternative Hip Hop group. We toured with MIA and Cornershop in the mid-2000s.

It was alright, alright, alright.


All white, all white, all white.
I get more racist. They stay the same beige.
 
2021-02-26 10:28:18 PM  
after hearing the real matthew mcconaughey go on Jordan Peterson's podcast and then tell Peterson he was the inspiration for writing his biography,he would probably say he understands why that guy participated in the insurrection.

blech
 
2021-02-26 11:50:52 PM  

Tor_Eckman: Groseclose?  WTF kind of name is that?


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2021-02-27 12:04:36 AM  

Lost_in_Korea: Someone help me...I looked at the comments.


Yeah, the that 32 Degrees jackass needs a Tabasco enema.
 
2021-02-27 12:46:33 AM  
I hope he felt a smidgen of the fear Mike Pence  felt that day.
 
2021-02-27 12:47:06 AM  
The Animaniacs from Knoxville
Youtube lXuq7b5D6Vw
 
2021-02-27 2:39:17 AM  
Maybe I'm high enough to have more compassion than usual but holy fark those capitol police must have felt like they were in a rage zombie movie.

I'm very surprised more did not just blaze away. I feel like I'm a bitter enough coont that if I'm getting dragged down the stairs by my legs to my death I'm going to make as many single moms as possible with the seconds I have left.
 
2021-02-27 3:59:27 AM  

70Ford: [YouTube video: The Animaniacs from Knoxville]


Isn't that the dunt who rubbed her eyes with an onion?
 
2021-02-27 4:09:09 AM  

omg bbq: Maybe I'm high enough to have more compassion than usual but holy fark those capitol police must have felt like they were in a rage zombie movie.

I'm very surprised more did not just blaze away. I feel like I'm a bitter enough coont that if I'm getting dragged down the stairs by my legs to my death I'm going to make as many single moms as possible with the seconds I have left.


"more of them blaze away"?!
None of them did.
Wasn't it secret service that fired the only shot? And it was just a single shot wasn't it?

It's staggering that in a country where police shoot someone basically every day, with zero repercussions if it's a bad shoot, that none of them opened up on this crowd. Very telling.
 
2021-02-27 9:06:33 AM  
I'd highly recommend reading Belingcat's story on the weird insurrectionist girl who stole Pelosi's laptop/ hard drive.  There's a whole treason underbelly in society & even a treason economy out there of which I was unaware.
 
2021-02-27 10:23:17 AM  

omg bbq: Maybe I'm high enough to have more compassion than usual but holy fark those capitol police must have felt like they were in a rage zombie movie.

I'm very surprised more did not just blaze away. I feel like I'm a bitter enough coont that if I'm getting dragged down the stairs by my legs to my death I'm going to make as many single moms as possible with the seconds I have left.


Yep.

Rule 1 of a life or death scenario is to survive. In a world where cops blow away a kid for playing with a toy gun, I'm amazed it didn't have more lead flying than farking Guadalcanal.
 
2021-02-27 3:51:43 PM  

Sword and Shield: omg bbq: Maybe I'm high enough to have more compassion than usual but holy fark those capitol police must have felt like they were in a rage zombie movie.

I'm very surprised more did not just blaze away. I feel like I'm a bitter enough coont that if I'm getting dragged down the stairs by my legs to my death I'm going to make as many single moms as possible with the seconds I have left.

Yep.

Rule 1 of a life or death scenario is to survive. In a world where cops blow away a kid for playing with a toy gun, I'm amazed it didn't have more lead flying than farking Guadalcanal.


Exactly
 
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