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2021-02-26 3:57:58 PM  
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2021-02-26 4:02:57 PM  
That seems like a good way to get a hungry polar bear to break in during the middle of the night.
 
2021-02-26 4:11:14 PM  

Shaggy_C: That seems like a good way to get a hungry polar bear to break in during the middle of the night.


Yeah... there's a reason people tell you not to feed the wildlife.
 
2021-02-26 4:20:44 PM  
Are they more dangerous than...say...a "Thanagarian Snare Beast"?

I think not!
 
2021-02-26 4:50:58 PM  
I wonder if they sell Tombstone pizza in Russia
 
2021-02-26 5:06:40 PM  
Polar bears routinely pull seals through holes in the ice smaller than that window and then chow down.

If you needed any further confirmation that they ran out of fecks in Russia in 1969, let this video remind you.

Awaiting the follow-up headline "Russian man eaten by polar bear after being pulled through his kitchen window"
 
2021-02-26 5:54:36 PM  
Too white.

They should be less white.
 
2021-02-26 6:53:28 PM  
Some Russians have managed to cultivate a special relationship with these magnificent killers.

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2021-02-26 7:31:51 PM  
M.O.D. - Don't Feed The Bears (Original-HQ)
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2021-02-26 8:46:11 PM  
This will not end well.
 
2021-02-26 9:17:02 PM  

Mollari: Polar bears routinely pull seals through holes in the ice smaller than that window and then chow down.

If you needed any further confirmation that they ran out of fecks in Russia in 1969, let this video remind you.

Awaiting the follow-up headline "Russian man eaten by polar bear after being pulled through his kitchen window"


What a kitchen window in subarctic Russia might look like:

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2021-02-26 11:45:44 PM  

Mollari: Polar bears routinely pull seals through holes in the ice smaller than that window and then chow down.


Russians routinely pull bears through windows smaller than that, and chain them to computer desks to troll facebook; that bear was taking its chances.
 
2021-02-27 1:49:26 AM  
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By cookies, you mean orcas right?
 
2021-02-27 8:23:53 AM  
For those that don't read Russian, the video headline is "Bear asks for food" and the caption is "In the North".

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