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    More: Giggity, Infectious disease, Dr. Anthony Fauci, current vaccines work, White House, African variant, science adviser, new coronavirus strain, Disease Control  
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2021-02-26 9:28:52 PM  
They do get that vaccinated people can still be a vector, right?

/vaccinated
//yesterday
///will keep being safe. For everyone's sake.
 
2021-02-26 9:31:31 PM  
Ohh baby tell me about how your big vaccination is gonna protect me you fearless hunk
 
2021-02-26 9:32:39 PM  
Watching the behavior of people as it relates to politics, public health, responsibility and general decency over the past year has absolutely made me want to socialize less.
 
2021-02-26 9:33:23 PM  
New York changed the guidelines today. Two weeks after your second dose you can travel to other states!

oh f*cking joy
 
2021-02-26 9:33:54 PM  
Got my first shot this morning.  Moderna vaccine.  Arm is quite sore, but no other symptoms. Not looking forward to the second shot based on the stories I'm hearing, but it's better than a ventilator.
/get your shots
 
2021-02-26 9:33:57 PM  
Sure, now germ cells are ok.
 
2021-02-26 9:37:57 PM  
Don't worry, baby, you'll just feel a little prick.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Wait, that didn't either.
 
2021-02-26 9:41:00 PM  
Mating season?

Rabbit season!
 
2021-02-26 9:41:31 PM  

Rannuci: Mating season?

Rabbit season!


DUCK SEASON FIRE
 
2021-02-26 9:42:57 PM  
I can't wait to be rid of this asshole.
 
2021-02-26 9:43:25 PM  
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2021-02-26 9:43:31 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Got my first shot this morning.  Moderna vaccine.  Arm is quite sore, but no other symptoms. Not looking forward to the second shot based on the stories I'm hearing, but it's better than a ventilator.
/get your shots


21 hours.  Plan accordingly.
 
2021-02-26 9:44:29 PM  

cyberspacedout: Don't worry, baby, you'll just feel a little prick.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Wait, that didn't either.


Have you been talking to my ex?
 
2021-02-26 9:44:44 PM  
Buncha Fauscists.
 
2021-02-26 9:45:38 PM  

RandyJohnson: cyberspacedout: Don't worry, baby, you'll just feel a little prick.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Wait, that didn't either.

Have you been talking to my ex?


Either the username checks out, or can I have your autograph?
 
2021-02-26 9:46:07 PM  
Shouldn't that basically be assumed once you've formed the antibodies?
 
2021-02-26 9:46:32 PM  

RandyJohnson: cyberspacedout: Don't worry, baby, you'll just feel a little prick.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Wait, that didn't either.

Have you been talking to my ex?


Depends on your definition of 'talking'.
 
2021-02-26 9:46:35 PM  
Got my roomie signed up for the cancellation/no show wait list for the Pfizer vaccine. Some hospitals have these waiting lists for people in case people miss their vaccine appointments. I don't know which hospitals are doing this and which ones aren't. It probably not only varies state by state, but hospital by hospital. But who knows, if someone misses their appointment, you might get your vaccine early even if you aren't in any of the scheduled groups because they don't want to throw any usable vaccine out.
 
2021-02-26 9:47:04 PM  

Resident Muslim: They do get that vaccinated people can still be a vector, right?

/vaccinated
//yesterday
///will keep being safe. For everyone's sake.


That's harder to market.
 
2021-02-26 9:48:23 PM  
Hubba hubba.
 
2021-02-26 9:49:13 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: I can't wait to be rid of this asshole.


Exactly. We dont need Herr Doktor Faucis permission to live our lives. He should be summarily ignored.
 
2021-02-26 9:50:55 PM  
Yabbut most of the people who've gotten the jab already are over-65s. So... mating season for swinging grannies?
 
2021-02-26 9:51:31 PM  

Somaticasual: Shouldn't that basically be assumed once you've formed the antibodies?


Free-range antibodies don't exist anymore. The latest firmware is the only game in town.
 
2021-02-26 9:52:04 PM  
NSFW:
First of May
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2021-02-26 9:52:37 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Yabbut most of the people who've gotten the jab already are over-65s. So... mating season for swinging grannies?


You say granny. I say winner of "Miss Gang Bang 1935".
 
2021-02-26 9:53:02 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Yabbut most of the people who've gotten the jab already are over-65s. So... mating season for swinging grannies?


Mind your own business, asshole.
 
2021-02-26 9:54:35 PM  

Resident Muslim: They do get that vaccinated people can still be a vector, right?

/vaccinated
//yesterday
///will keep being safe. For everyone's sake.


Which would make this unique in the entire history of virology. If the virus isn't reproducing inside you then you can/t shed enough viral load to make others ill.
 
2021-02-26 9:54:48 PM  
Nope. My rule is observe first, follow later. After all the vaccine deaths, let's see what happens to the vaccinated after they mingle. I'll pick the one where it doesn't kill people. Be safe, be smart.
 
2021-02-26 9:56:41 PM  
So now it'll be a thing to slut around the singles bar with a syringe hanging off your arm...
 
2021-02-26 9:57:46 PM  
First thing I plan on doing:  Two weeks after my second dose, I'm going to Mongolian BBQ.  I've missed out on it for a year now and I'm jonesing harder than Willie Nelson at Jardin Dispensary.
 
2021-02-26 9:58:16 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Yabbut most of the people who've gotten the jab already are over-65s. So... mating season for swinging grannies?


Is that what they meant by "the living will envy the dead"?
 
2021-02-26 10:01:16 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Watching the behavior of people as it relates to politics, public health, responsibility and general decency over the past year has absolutely made me want to socialize less.


Good Christ, it's made me want to socialize not at all.
 
2021-02-26 10:02:09 PM  
All right!! You mean that as soon as I get vaccinated, I'll be able to get laid?? THAT'S FANTASTIC!!

Oh wait, that's right. I'm single and ugly. Never mind.
 
2021-02-26 10:04:36 PM  
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2021-02-26 10:07:39 PM  
Until everyone's vaccinated, nobody can be comfortable they won't kill someone else. You got vaccinated? Congratulations, you're unlikely to die. You're still capable of killing someone else. You should be behaving exactly the same as you were before.
 
2021-02-26 10:08:43 PM  
Perfect. I just finished the code for my dating app. You can filter results by vaccine, symptoms, mask-wearing, hoax beliefs, hand sanitizer use, everything. You want a symptom-free woman that had the Moderna shot, wears a mask but never uses sanitizer, and is pretty sure the Chinese did this on purpose? We got your match.
 
2021-02-26 10:12:51 PM  

Resident Muslim: They do get that vaccinated people can still be a vector, right?

/vaccinated
//yesterday
///will keep being safe. For everyone's sake.


They really do not know, yet

But there is some evidence from a study in Israel that the those that get the Vaccine are not as contagious.
 
2021-02-26 10:15:30 PM  
Include masks in condom boxes

But seriously, can't get people to wear condoms, couldn't get people to get have vaccines, people that don't worry about safety wont
 
2021-02-26 10:19:41 PM  
I need the government to tell me what to do.

No vaccine? Better stay home. Vaccine? Better stay home. Thank goodness I don't have think. Fauci can do that for me.
 
2021-02-26 10:25:34 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: I need the government to tell me what to do.

No vaccine? Better stay home. Vaccine? Better stay home. Thank goodness I don't have think. Fauci can do that for me.


Stop politicizing science.

Listen the experts.

Follow their recommendations.

Or ignore them at your own peril and possibly put others at risk (and be called out for it)
 
2021-02-26 10:30:26 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Yabbut most of the people who've gotten the jab already are over-65s. So... mating season for swinging grannies?


Some of those grannies really are swinging, so I've been told. Will that Covid shot also cure "Cooper's Droop"?
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2021-02-26 10:38:12 PM  
Sure. And:
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2021-02-26 10:54:10 PM  

Resident Muslim: They do get that vaccinated people can still be a vector, right?

/vaccinated
//yesterday
///will keep being safe. For everyone's sake.


Yes, it is well known that the agoraphobes do not want to ever go to the agora again and will always fear it in this life.

They will fight tooth and nail to prolong this antisocial insanity. Plus, there is so much money to be aquired.

There will never be enough mental health professionals in the future to deal with all of the children that are being warped. Though that may be the point of our overlords.

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2021-02-26 10:59:03 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: I can't wait to be rid of this asshole.


You mean the voice f reasoning n howling in the MAGAT wilderness for the last year? fark you and all Republican plague rats
 
2021-02-26 11:00:47 PM  

GreenSun: Nope. My rule is observe first, follow later. After all the vaccine deaths, let's see what happens to the vaccinated after they mingle. I'll pick the one where it doesn't kill people. Be safe, be smart.


Please stop spreading lies, plague rat
 
2021-02-26 11:07:08 PM  
I got an early start ;)
 
2021-02-26 11:11:45 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Watching the behavior of people as it relates to politics, public health, responsibility and general decency over the past year has absolutely made me want to socialize less.


Likewise.  This pandemic, and the way people have behaved with complete and total indifference for anyone other than themselves, denied science, joined a republican cult, and generally proved beyond ANY doubt exactly how MANY complete and utter farker assholes are in the country...only served to reinforce my belief that I'd be better served by continuing to avoid as many of them as possible.

Works for me...more time to go fishing.
 
2021-02-26 11:15:31 PM  
We can start having parties. Be sure to show your certificate at the door.
 
2021-02-26 11:22:29 PM  
Proof of how well that plan works for me lol
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2021-02-26 11:26:53 PM  
In another timeline, the good doctor declares mating season open.
'Evacuate City 17 at once!' Dr. Isaac Kleiner speech in Half-Life 2 Episode One
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