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2021-02-26 8:22:20 AM  
Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?
 
2021-02-26 8:25:29 AM  
I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile
 
2021-02-26 8:26:08 AM  

the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?


The singer is offering a $500,000 reward for the return of her dogs named Koji and Gustav.

The Gaga has lost any respect that I had for her.
She is offering a no questions asked reward for the return of her dogs.
No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.
 
2021-02-26 8:27:49 AM  
Are french bulldogs so expensive that there's a thriving black market for them?

/Thankfully I invested in worthless mutts
 
2021-02-26 8:28:18 AM  
Look I can't stand Lady Gagas music but do you guys really think she doesn't care at all about her dog walker? She's supposed to be really nice.

🤔
 
2021-02-26 8:28:50 AM  
I really hope GaGa hasn't heard the news of what truly transpired.  Maybe she just heard from a handler her dogs were abducted and doesn't quite know why.  Otherwise, yeah F dat B
 
2021-02-26 8:31:23 AM  

the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?


This.

The media are just as complicit in completely ignoring the poor Schumacher who got shot.  I liked Gaga until this but looks like she's the same vacuous tart that many suspected, or she has a really sucky PR team.
 
2021-02-26 8:31:48 AM  
Where do I apply for the new position?
 
2021-02-26 8:35:04 AM  

DrunkenBob: Are french bulldogs so expensive that there's a thriving black market for them?

/Thankfully I invested in worthless mutts


$10K is the upper end for show dog level purebred and that's for puppies. Adults, especially if they've been fixed would be worth way less. So not really worth life in prison imho.
 
2021-02-26 8:35:20 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

The singer is offering a $500,000 reward for the return of her dogs named Koji and Gustav.

The Gaga has lost any respect that I had for her.
She is offering a no questions asked reward for the return of her dogs.
No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.


I would imagine that offering money for her dogs would incite the people who took them to make a call to collect the ransom and the police would just listen in and use whatever information to attempt an arrest on the shooters.  If you make her focus all her words on the words Shooters or Attempted Murderers, it might make them realize they did something quite farked up and just have them kill the dogs and go underground.  Appeal to their greed, she might inspire more stupidity.
 
2021-02-26 8:39:39 AM  

abitofbuffalo: DrunkenBob: Are french bulldogs so expensive that there's a thriving black market for them?

/Thankfully I invested in worthless mutts

$10K is the upper end for show dog level purebred and that's for puppies. Adults, especially if they've been fixed would be worth way less. So not really worth life in prison imho.


I hear one of the reasons they are so expensive because they need to be delivered via cesarean idk if it's true.
 
2021-02-26 8:39:40 AM  
Some news sites now speculating that this could be politically motivated.

/ugh
 
2021-02-26 8:41:20 AM  
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2021-02-26 8:43:07 AM  

the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?


I'm really hoping that the "return the dogs with no questions asked for 500k" is just a ruse to flush the dude(s) out and get them arrested..... but, it's Gaga, so probably not.
 
2021-02-26 8:44:23 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

The singer is offering a $500,000 reward for the return of her dogs named Koji and Gustav.

The Gaga has lost any respect that I had for her.
She is offering a no questions asked reward for the return of her dogs.
No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.

I would imagine that offering money for her dogs would incite the people who took them to make a call to collect the ransom and the police would just listen in and use whatever information to attempt an arrest on the shooters.  If you make her focus all her words on the words Shooters or Attempted Murderers, it might make them realize they did something quite farked up and just have them kill the dogs and go underground.  Appeal to their greed, she might inspire more stupidity.


The way to get your money is via email.  Koj­iandGust­av[nospam-﹫-backwards]liamg*c­om. If the perps ask for $BTC it would be tough to track.  They'd need to be smarter and leave the pups somewhere without surveillance and without a speck of DNA.  I imagine a lot of fakes will try to extort Gaga with Bitcoin right about now.
 
2021-02-26 8:45:02 AM  
You have to love (hate)  how every headline is "LADY GAGAS DOGS KIDNAPPED....oh and the guy walking them got shot four times, whatever" Is he farking ok or what?
 
2021-02-26 8:45:06 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

The singer is offering a $500,000 reward for the return of her dogs named Koji and Gustav.

The Gaga has lost any respect that I had for her.
She is offering a no questions asked reward for the return of her dogs.
No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.


For half a million I'd turn in my brother for the reward.  The cops probably asked her not to so they wouldn't be buried in stupid leads.

If I could just touch the bullets, I can see the person who shot the dog walker.

The shooter used a gun.  That information should be worth $500.

My brother's friend second cousin's sister said she heard the shooting was done by Jack Ruby.  The dog walker was on the grassy knoll with George H W Bush in 63.  The dogs were innocent victims.

Hillary did it.  She eats dogs and babies.  It's 100% keto, you know.

Ah heck.  I'd turn in my brother for nothing.  In fact, I have turned him in for parking 6 inches in to a no parking zone.  You fark around with the red line, bro.  You find out.
 
2021-02-26 8:46:05 AM  
This is probably a set up for her next movie.
 
2021-02-26 8:46:13 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

The singer is offering a $500,000 reward for the return of her dogs named Koji and Gustav.

The Gaga has lost any respect that I had for her.
She is offering a no questions asked reward for the return of her dogs.
No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.


That's because the dog walker FAILED.
 
2021-02-26 8:49:19 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

The singer is offering a $500,000 reward for the return of her dogs named Koji and Gustav.

The Gaga has lost any respect that I had for her.
She is offering a no questions asked reward for the return of her dogs.
No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.

That's because the dog walker FAILED.


More like a 'dog loser' amirite?

Seriously I hope this guy recovers and exacts revenge.
 
2021-02-26 8:53:56 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

This.

The media are just as complicit in completely ignoring the poor Schumacher who got shot.  I liked Gaga until this but looks like she's the same vacuous tart that many suspected, or she has a really sucky PR team.


Other than the hundreds of headlines and stories talking about how the dog walker was shot, why is no one talking about how the dog walker was shot?
 
2021-02-26 8:55:55 AM  
Headline: ...security footage released
Article: <No link to footage>
 
2021-02-26 8:57:30 AM  

sleze: Headline: ...security footage released
Article: <No link to footage>


It's in the video at the top.  Gotta watch two ads
 
2021-02-26 8:59:37 AM  

TommyDeuce: I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile


So, the criminals were vile to shoot someone, but it would be just fine and dandy if someone killed them in the process of apprehending them? Have you listened to yourself?
 
2021-02-26 9:00:26 AM  

sleze: Headline: ...security footage released
Article: <No link to footage>


Uhh...yes it does.  Grainy footage but footage nonetheless.
 
2021-02-26 9:02:07 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: TommyDeuce: I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile

So, the criminals were vile to shoot someone, but it would be just fine and dandy if someone killed them in the process of apprehending them? Have you listened to yourself?


Pretty sure that's a quote from Braveheart.
 
2021-02-26 9:06:44 AM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Eddie Hazel's E string: TommyDeuce: I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile

So, the criminals were vile to shoot someone, but it would be just fine and dandy if someone killed them in the process of apprehending them? Have you listened to yourself?

Pretty sure that's a quote from Braveheart.


Man, I'm gonna be roasted. And I deserve it.
 
2021-02-26 9:07:08 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I would imagine that offering money for her dogs would incite the people who took them to make a call to collect the ransom and the police would just listen in and use whatever information to attempt an arrest on the shooters.  If you make her focus all her words on the words Shooters or Attempted Murderers, it might make them realize they did something quite farked up and just have them kill the dogs and go underground.  Appeal to their greed, she might inspire more stupidity.


Thank you.  I was starting to wonder about this place.
 
2021-02-26 9:07:37 AM  

the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?


It seemed tone deaf on Lady Gaga's part. $500K to get her dogs back, but no mention of her dog walker.
 
2021-02-26 9:07:41 AM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Eddie Hazel's E string: TommyDeuce: I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile

So, the criminals were vile to shoot someone, but it would be just fine and dandy if someone killed them in the process of apprehending them? Have you listened to yourself?

Pretty sure that's a quote from Braveheart.


Who can we send to talk to those barbarians? Certainly not my "gentle" Gaga. No, the mere sight of her would just encourage the dog nappers further.
 
2021-02-26 9:07:54 AM  
DrunkenBob:

/Thankfully I invested in worthless mutts

Same.
Mine are just old pooches.
Funny, smart, and silly old pooches.

Tho if I had it, and someone took my dogs, I'd offer the same bounty for their return.

But I'd also offer the same for the dog nappers and shooter.
 
2021-02-26 9:08:56 AM  
TMZ had the video of the napping and shooting for close to 2 days now.
 
2021-02-26 9:09:40 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

The singer is offering a $500,000 reward for the return of her dogs named Koji and Gustav.

The Gaga has lost any respect that I had for her.
She is offering a no questions asked reward for the return of her dogs.
No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.

I would imagine that offering money for her dogs would incite the people who took them to make a call to collect the ransom and the police would just listen in and use whatever information to attempt an arrest on the shooters.  If you make her focus all her words on the words Shooters or Attempted Murderers, it might make them realize they did something quite farked up and just have them kill the dogs and go underground.  Appeal to their greed, she might inspire more stupidity.


You mean by dangling $500k she might actually be playing 4-D chess?
//$500k for 2 dogs would be tempting
 
2021-02-26 9:16:08 AM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Eddie Hazel's E string: TommyDeuce: I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile

So, the criminals were vile to shoot someone, but it would be just fine and dandy if someone killed them in the process of apprehending them? Have you listened to yourself?

Pretty sure that's a quote from Braveheart.


That was indeed the intent.

/The problem with Fark is it's full of Farkers.
 
2021-02-26 9:21:35 AM  
Everyone is complaining that she's not putting a bounty out for the shooter.  While I understand the ire, are we really sure all the facts are on the table?  

For instance, I was always under the impression that police, during an investigation, will specifically tell victims families NOT to do things like that since it tends to provide a lot of false leads they waste a lot of time on.  They only put out bounties when there every other lead has been completely exhausted.  Lady Gaga may simply be following police orders.
 
2021-02-26 9:23:07 AM  

Driedsponge: Everyone is complaining that she's not putting a bounty out for the shooter.  While I understand the ire, are we really sure all the facts are on the table?  

For instance, I was always under the impression that police, during an investigation, will specifically tell victims families NOT to do things like that since it tends to provide a lot of false leads they waste a lot of time on.  They only put out bounties when there every other lead has been completely exhausted.  Lady Gaga may simply be following police orders.


Quit simping
 
2021-02-26 9:24:56 AM  

TommyDeuce: TiberiusGracchus44: Eddie Hazel's E string: TommyDeuce: I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile

So, the criminals were vile to shoot someone, but it would be just fine and dandy if someone killed them in the process of apprehending them? Have you listened to yourself?

Pretty sure that's a quote from Braveheart.

That was indeed the intent.

/The problem with Fark is it's full of Farkers.


She's was out of the country when this happened, and almost immediately put the reward offer out there.
I doubt that there was time to make a coordinated effort with the local PD to dangle a reward for the dogs in hope that it would turn up the shooters.
 
2021-02-26 9:35:58 AM  

American-Irish eyes: Driedsponge: Everyone is complaining that she's not putting a bounty out for the shooter.  While I understand the ire, are we really sure all the facts are on the table?  

For instance, I was always under the impression that police, during an investigation, will specifically tell victims families NOT to do things like that since it tends to provide a lot of false leads they waste a lot of time on.  They only put out bounties when there every other lead has been completely exhausted.  Lady Gaga may simply be following police orders.

Quit simping


As far as Lady Gaga is concerned, I don't have any particular affinity for the woman and I can't stand her music. What very little I have heard about her is that behind the curtain she's actually a really nice person, which seems to be a very rare trait in her line of work.  The facts of this story don't seem to match that, so either what I've heard is wrong, or we don't have all the facts about what's going on with the investigation.  Occam's razor would tend to favor the later.
 
2021-02-26 9:40:37 AM  

mojuba: sleze: Headline: ...security footage released
Article: <No link to footage>

It's in the video at the top.  Gotta watch two ads


Well shiat.
 
2021-02-26 9:45:49 AM  

Driedsponge: American-Irish eyes: Driedsponge: Everyone is complaining that she's not putting a bounty out for the shooter.  While I understand the ire, are we really sure all the facts are on the table?  

For instance, I was always under the impression that police, during an investigation, will specifically tell victims families NOT to do things like that since it tends to provide a lot of false leads they waste a lot of time on.  They only put out bounties when there every other lead has been completely exhausted.  Lady Gaga may simply be following police orders.

Quit simping

As far as Lady Gaga is concerned, I don't have any particular affinity for the woman and I can't stand her music. What very little I have heard about her is that behind the curtain she's actually a really nice person, which seems to be a very rare trait in her line of work.  The facts of this story don't seem to match that, so either what I've heard is wrong, or we don't have all the facts about what's going on with the investigation.  Occam's razor would tend to favor the later.


But we need to pounce in judgment NOW!!!!

/Don't confuse us with facts!
 
2021-02-26 9:53:37 AM  

soupafi: the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?

It seemed tone deaf on Lady Gaga's part. $500K to get her dogs back, but no mention of her dog walker.


She doesn't have to ask for him back, she already knows where he is.
 
2021-02-26 9:56:35 AM  

Driedsponge: Everyone is complaining that she's not putting a bounty out for the shooter.


I'm pretty sure murder-for-hire is illegal.
 
2021-02-26 10:03:33 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: TiberiusGracchus44: Eddie Hazel's E string: TommyDeuce: I'm fine with Gaga offering whatever bounty she wants on the perps.  Alive if possible. Dead, just as good.
Shooting someone is vile
Stealing pest is vile

So, the criminals were vile to shoot someone, but it would be just fine and dandy if someone killed them in the process of apprehending them? Have you listened to yourself?

Pretty sure that's a quote from Braveheart.

Man, I'm gonna be roasted. And I deserve it.


It totally is, and I'm here just to say "roasted" because you made me laugh.
 
2021-02-26 10:09:20 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: No reward for finding the shooters of the dog walker.


$10 says he was in on it and got shot a bit more than he planned.
 
2021-02-26 10:10:07 AM  
I only hear one shot in the full TMZ video but I've read a few times that the dog walker was shot four times.  What am I missing?
 
2021-02-26 10:10:55 AM  

the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?


I don't know about Lady Gaga very well. I am from a completely different geberation abd I know of her from her National Anthem rendition mostly. After reading the case, this kind of "what about the dog walker" reaction surprises me.

Dog walker was shot 4 times but treated and I read he  is fine and a police investigation is ongoing.

Dogs are still missing.

A person offering a reward for the  safe return of the dogs is just ensuring they are not killed because the shooters of her dog walker get paranoid when the law gets too close.

This is about giving the dogs the best chance given that it is harder to snitch on a fellow criminal than to steal from him. A relative may not snitch on the shooter as that affects their 'reputation' but they may be willing to steal and return the dogs.

Or the police may want reliable tips and have discouraged the posting of a reward.

Or the police may suspect the dog walker as the real target.

There are other possibilities beyond her being callous or shallow.

Is she known to be an evil person?
 
2021-02-26 10:13:30 AM  

the_rhino: Do we just not care that the dog-walker was shot four times?


I don't know that we can assume no one cares about the dog walker. Dog walker is at a decent hospital and described as a family friend. I'm sure the police would love to know who the two guys are the shot him for a couple of dogs in what was a good neighborhood but mysteriously left the third bulldog.
The problem of time is the dogs. 500K is stupid money for something specifically identifiable as a frenchie. Especially spotted french bulldogs. Too much heat to sell with the publicity, too much money just to kill, unless it's not about the money directly.
 
2021-02-26 10:15:18 AM  
"If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I have money. But what I will do is hire a man with a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career, skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you let my dogs go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, he will look for you, he will find you, and he will kill you."

Liam Neesoms is TAKEN - WITH BACON!

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"Hello, Lady Gaga... yes... I have a few days I could spare... your dogs? I see..."
 
2021-02-26 10:26:06 AM  
Even with BTC I don't see how they're going to get away with the half million. That wallet address is going to be monitored forever by the police/FBI for being tied to the shooting.
 
2021-02-26 10:30:12 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks this happened because she sang at Biden's inauguration? I could see some numbnut proud cut boys doing this for cred.
 
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