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(Patheos)   Kat Kerr: I've traveled into the future and saw Donald Trump will again be our Emperor... I mean President   (friendlyatheist.patheos.com) divider line
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2452 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Feb 2021 at 8:34 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-26 7:01:48 AM  
I'm traveling into the future right now.
 
2021-02-26 7:02:56 AM  

yohohogreengiant: I'm traveling into the future right now.


See who wins the Final Four. I'm gonna place a few wagers
 
2021-02-26 7:07:24 AM  
Again? Isn't this the twinkletoes who said he never actually lost, and is still President in secret?

Or was that a different con artist?
 
2021-02-26 7:11:33 AM  
There is only one time traveler and his name is Drew.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-02-26 7:19:59 AM  
Isn't it impressive that dumbasses stull believe this BS even when all their other 'prophecies' were proven wrong?
 
2021-02-26 7:39:02 AM  

Xai: Isn't it impressive that dumbasses stull believe this BS even when all their other 'prophecies' were proven wrong?


Sunk cost fallacy.
 
2021-02-26 8:35:57 AM  
So is this the same god that said Trump wouldn't lose the election?
 
2021-02-26 8:36:54 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: There is only one time traveler and his name is Drew.


FTFY
 
2021-02-26 8:36:56 AM  
She makes Marianne Williamson sound downright sane.
 
2021-02-26 8:37:28 AM  

winterbraid: AdmirableSnackbar: There is only one time traveler and his name is Drew.

FTFY


Who?
 
2021-02-26 8:37:33 AM  
Fark off forever.
 
2021-02-26 8:37:34 AM  
Anyone who believes this garbage deserves absolute contempt and derision.
 
2021-02-26 8:37:55 AM  
OH really!?

$5,000 bet. 1:1 odds.

You up for that, Kat Kerr??
 
2021-02-26 8:38:24 AM  
Weeks, months, whenever the cheque clears.
 
2021-02-26 8:40:04 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: There is only one time traveler and his name is Drew.


And by Drew you really mean Obama
 
2021-02-26 8:41:19 AM  
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Come with me if you want to win bigly.
 
2021-02-26 8:41:48 AM  
At a certain point we just have to put these folks out to pasture.
 
2021-02-26 8:42:01 AM  
Yup, it's the pink-haired weirdo.
 
2021-02-26 8:43:18 AM  

Candy Colored Clown: At a certain point we just have to put these folks out to pasture. into a woodchipper.

 
2021-02-26 8:44:27 AM  
Oh no, nobody is paying attention to me, I need to say something outrageous.
 
2021-02-26 8:44:37 AM  
Oddly enough, goatees were also trending in this 'future.'

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2021-02-26 8:44:43 AM  
This lady has to be a freak in bed.
 
2021-02-26 8:44:58 AM  
I still can't quite believe that the guy who inspires all of this insanity is Donald Farking Trump. The man is a joke but they treat him seriously. The biggest, softest baby and they treat him like a god.
 
2021-02-26 8:45:45 AM  

Sexy Jesus: Oh no, nobody is paying attention to me, I need to say something outrageous.


Try coloring your hair pink. Oh, well, uh. maybe get a tat on your face then.
 
2021-02-26 8:45:49 AM  
All those people who colluded with overseas are in big trouble now.
 
2021-02-26 8:46:01 AM  
Well, okay then. Time to say our goodbyes and put grandma on an ice floe.
 
2021-02-26 8:46:05 AM  

The Four Ringer: Anyone who believes this garbage deserves absolute contempt and derision.


So much for liberal tolerance!
 
2021-02-26 8:46:39 AM  
Why do we keep giving the clearly mentally ill a national platform through which to spew their insane ramblings?
 
2021-02-26 8:46:47 AM  
I will take you forward in time, I saw what happened... It may take a couple weeks. It could take a couple months.

If she's seen it in the future, why the uncertainty regarding the time frame?
 
2021-02-26 8:46:53 AM  
When you look in the mirror behind the bar and realize your the oldest chick in the club and no one is taking you home with them:

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2021-02-26 8:47:31 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: There is only one time traveler and his name is Drew.


...oh, and those writers for "The Simpsons"
 
2021-02-26 8:47:48 AM  
Gratz Q. Scientology doesn't look so bad now.
 
2021-02-26 8:47:50 AM  
74 million people voted for Trump, and Republican-controlled states around the country are trying to disenfranchise minority voters.  If Trump lives to 2024, he will be the Republican nominee and he will very likely win the election. This woman might be insane, but given enough time, her "prophecy" may come true.
 
2021-02-26 8:48:04 AM  
"They will be forced - I'm talking about the news - they will be forced to say these words: "Trump has legally won the election and he is the President of the United States for four more years." I will take you forward in time, I saw what happened... It may take a couple weeks. It could take a couple months. But the whole time, God is working out that Plan until He can get everyone where He needs them..."

Wait a minute...
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The All-Knowing All-Powerful Creator of the Universe needs people?
and 'He' doesn't already have them where he needs them?  and he's "working" on it??
 
2021-02-26 8:48:31 AM  

Great_Milenko: I will take you forward in time, I saw what happened... It may take a couple weeks. It could take a couple months.

If she's seen it in the future, why the uncertainty regarding the time frame?


Con artists have a number of tells.
 
2021-02-26 8:49:44 AM  
If she wins a few back to back lotteries, I might have to build a raft and emigrate to Canada.  Gonna be tough dragging the raft from ND in to Manitoba.
 
2021-02-26 8:50:33 AM  
Amazing that no one tries to apply a litmus test to this.  If she said she traveled to the future and saw double penetration sweeping the nation as the newest fad, would her words be so eagerly accepted?

These people are so eager to hear what they want to hear...
 
2021-02-26 8:50:58 AM  

shut_it_down: I still can't quite believe that the guy who inspires all of this insanity is Donald Farking Trump. The man is a joke but they treat him seriously. The biggest, softest baby and they treat him like a god.


This is what I can't understand too.  This guy is as close to nothing as anyone in the public eye.  No aptitude for politics, or anything else for that matter.  Rose to fame in the 1980's through shameless self promotion.   His only real experience at anything was hosting a game show where he "fired" washed up quasi-celebrities from pretend jobs.

And the mouth breathers think he's the greatest thing ever.  By a lot.
 
2021-02-26 8:52:27 AM  
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

I've never seen a pink sheep but seems far more likely than whatever she just "predicted"
 
2021-02-26 8:52:32 AM  

Gergesa: Amazing that no one tries to apply a litmus test to this.  If she said she traveled to the future and saw double penetration sweeping the nation as the newest fad, would her words be so eagerly accepted?

These people are so eager to hear what they want to hear...


And yet they dismiss everything they hear in the media as "fake news."
 
2021-02-26 8:52:53 AM  

Gergesa: Amazing that no one tries to apply a litmus test to this.  If she said she traveled to the future and saw double penetration sweeping the nation as the newest fad, would her words be so eagerly accepted?

These people are so eager to hear what they want to hear...


Your point is taken.  But to your specific example, I think you might get a few converts.
 
2021-02-26 8:54:01 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: This lady has to be a freak in bed.


certainly is out.
 
2021-02-26 8:55:03 AM  

Diogenes: But to your specific example, I think you might get a few converts.


I liked the way it rhymed.
 
2021-02-26 8:55:20 AM  
Mental illness like this should be treated, not exploited.
 
2021-02-26 8:55:38 AM  
What an excellent PSA on the importance of drinking bottled water
 
2021-02-26 8:56:18 AM  
Get out, you seer! Go back to the land of Judah. Earn your bread there and do your prophesying there.
 
2021-02-26 8:56:56 AM  
What does the unerring Bible written by GOD himself have to say about false prophets?

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2021-02-26 8:57:09 AM  
Name:Kat Kerr

Inferno Destination: Eighth Circle (Fraud) - Bolgia 4 (Sorcerers)

The punishment of those who attempted to "usurp God's prerogative by prying into the future", is to have their heads twisted around on their bodies; in this horrible contortion of the human form, these sinners are compelled to walk backwards for eternity, blinded by their own tears.
 
2021-02-26 8:57:12 AM  
DNRTFA.  But I really do NOT understand why the GOP is still latched on to this dude.

What the actual fark will it take for them to finally realize what he is, and why he is bad for not just their party, but for this entire country.

I am truly at a loss to understand how that is possible.
 
2021-02-26 8:58:15 AM  
I'm not spending time watching all her videos or reading her drivel BUT.....does anyone know if she ever outs her dealer?   Whoever it is as a line on some GOOOOOD shiat!
 
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