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(CNN)   Malaysian man wins the right to smoke canes instead of being beaten by them   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Law, Malaysian man, Homosexuality, greater acceptance of gay rights, Islamic ban, Southeast Asia, central Selangor state, LGBT  
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2021-02-26 7:39:03 PM  
I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....
 
2021-02-26 7:40:40 PM  
Longshot greenlight there. I chuckled.
 
2021-02-26 7:47:51 PM  
Malaysian men? How many brazilians is that?
 
2021-02-26 7:53:15 PM  
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2021-02-26 7:58:22 PM  
Penis Be Upon Him.
 
2021-02-26 8:00:34 PM  
Single file line please.
 
2021-02-26 8:15:02 PM  

Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....


Same thought, I cringed hard.
 
2021-02-26 8:23:17 PM  

ToughActinProlactin: Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....

Same thought, I cringed hard.


Apparently that's what HE said.
 
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2021-02-26 8:23:43 PM  
What a classy headline.
 
2021-02-26 8:33:53 PM  
Is the term "attempting" sex just something that is lost in translation?

Like, I "attempt" to have sex all of the time, but the answer is mostly no.  Or, I was "attempting" to have sex but my whisky-d*ck just wouldn't cooperate (or I couldn't find the hole).

Clarification please.
 
2021-02-26 8:37:01 PM  
Not Gay of Muslim so got no dog in this fight.
 
2021-02-26 8:48:13 PM  

boozehat: Is the term "attempting" sex just something that is lost in translation?

Like, I "attempt" to have sex all of the time, but the answer is mostly no.  Or, I was "attempting" to have sex but my whisky-d*ck just wouldn't cooperate (or I couldn't find the hole).

Clarification please.


It's what they hit you with if they catch you in a 'compromising' situation, but no one's actually doing it right when they bust in.  There are additional charges if they catch you mid-fark.

/'cause you know - wouldn't want to be unfair or anything
//I'm sure the people they hurt and kill are terribly comforted by such distinctions
///no, doesn't mean we aren't medieval pricks ourselves sometimes - does mean fark medieval bullshiat no matter who's perpetrating it
 
2021-02-26 8:50:35 PM  
Well, maybe still beaten by them, too. Let's not judge.
 
2021-02-26 8:51:48 PM  

Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....


Thanks, Woke Police
 
2021-02-26 8:53:05 PM  

Iniamyen: Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....

Thanks, Woke Police


You're welcome
 
2021-02-26 9:42:13 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Iniamyen: Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....

Thanks, Woke Police

You're welcome


Still better than getting called out by the malaysian POKE POLICE wooooooooooo
/Zinger
 
2021-02-26 9:44:19 PM  

Iniamyen: Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....

Thanks, Woke Police


My main thought there is that it's a little like cheer-booing, or hosting an women's empowerment expo and turning it into a wet tshirt contest using the facility's sprinklers. A quick way to do the wrong thing after starting to do right...
 
2021-02-26 9:47:14 PM  
All he did was get a doubled-up law found unconstitutional, in ONE instance. It's still illegal, but unenforceable in 1 court.

It's like a city cop and a county cop both pinging you speeding at the exact same time. The city AND county can't both write you a ticket. Whoever has jurisdiction wins.

In this case, he won out that the Islamic court can't prosecute because the State law is older than the Islamic law, and he'd be tried for the same crime twice.

That's my gist anyway. I ain't one of them there learned law-men.
 
2021-02-26 10:00:35 PM  

waxbeans: ToughActinProlactin: Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....

Same thought, I cringed hard.

Apparently that's what HE said.


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2021-02-26 10:04:17 PM  
The reason the headline is tone deaf , it is because of the noise of that person's  balls clacking together.
 
2021-02-26 10:58:03 PM  

Somaticasual: I want to cheer the decision. But, that headline seems awfully homophobic....


It's just a cane.  You don't have to take it so hard.
 
2021-02-26 11:06:30 PM  
Was almost certain this was going to be something about weed.
 
2021-02-26 11:09:41 PM  

stuffy: Not Gay of Muslim so got no dog in this fight.


Thank you for making us alk aware of your sexuality and religion. Our lives are richer for it you blood-drinking heterosexual, you.
 
2021-02-26 11:13:43 PM  

stuffy: Not Gay of Muslim so got no dog in this fight.


Yet, by specifically taking the time to announce you're not on a side instead of just staying quiet since apparently you don't have an opinion, you kinda revealed your prejudices anyway.
 
2021-02-26 11:36:38 PM  

anuran: stuffy: Not Gay of Muslim so got no dog in this fight.

Thank you for making us alk aware of your sexuality and religion. Our lives are richer for it you blood-drinking heterosexual, you.


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2021-02-27 12:42:42 AM  
Malaysian man wants some male Asian fun?
 
2021-02-27 12:43:13 AM  
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2021-02-27 3:49:13 AM  

studebaker hoch: Single file line please.


Was that a 2 Live Crew reference?

Oh and as for the story, great I hope it means the country might move a little bit more out of the Dark Ages, right now they are laging way behind.
 
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