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2021-02-25 11:44:37 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-02-26 12:03:12 AM  
The House needs to put together an Inglorious Basterds baseball team.
 
2021-02-26 6:54:41 AM  
And the mutherf*clear can't park
 
2021-02-26 7:55:05 AM  
And I'm sure nothing will come of this because censure does not drive the point home like expulsion would.
 
2021-02-26 8:09:43 AM  
Somewhere Bob Seger is singing "Like a Reich".
 
2021-02-26 8:12:23 AM  
What offends me about the 3 percenters is how they take a completely incorrect understanding of the Revolutionary War and use it to justify why a tiny minority (them) should get to dictate to the rest of us what the United States is supposed to be.  We're all wrong about everything and we need them to subjugate us for our own good.

They're using fake history to justify being assholes.
 
2021-02-26 8:13:15 AM  
I do NAZI the problem....
 
2021-02-26 8:13:32 AM  
""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.
 
2021-02-26 8:14:55 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


And you just HAPPENED to be parked at the Capitol during the insurrection.
 
2021-02-26 8:15:40 AM  
The enemy within
 
2021-02-26 8:16:40 AM  
"Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."


See?  He just thought it was a really cool decal.  How could he have possibly known what it meant??  He took it off once people noticed he was a Nazi, so everyone should just forget about it and move on.
 
2021-02-26 8:18:26 AM  

baka-san: And the mutherf*clear can't park


But that's just it: he's a big, tough militiaboy and wants to make sure you everybody knows it. He's a strong manly-man who asserts his dominance by inconveniencing others and then getting worked up into a rage of pure badassitude when he's called out.

You say this motherf#cker can't park, but HE says he can park wherever he wants and NOBODY is gonna tell him what to do.

/"please, someone tell me what to do so I can show off my guns"
 
2021-02-26 8:18:45 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


Yeah, this defense is absurd. I had never seen a three-percenter flag until last year. I was looking for cool historical flags to fly around the 4th of July and came across it on Amazon. It literally took about thirty seconds of googling for me to figure out that it was a great big nope.
 
2021-02-26 8:20:39 AM  
WHY CONSERVATIVES ARE INSANE

1. Conservatives resist change and actively work against it.
2. The primary rule on this planet is "adapt or die.
2a. That means the inability to change when the environment changes results in extinction.
3. Resistance to change when change means death is suicidal
4. Suicidal people are considered insane
5. Therefore, Conservatives are insane

QED
 
2021-02-26 8:21:35 AM  
Waiting for the brave defenders of Nazis and Freeze Peach to rear their heads in thread here, saying there's not a single thing wrong with any of the above, and those criticizing the fascists are the real fascists for not wanting fascists to be fascists.
 
2021-02-26 8:22:04 AM  

Rapmaster2000: What offends me about the 3 percenters is how they take a completely incorrect understanding of the Revolutionary War and use it to justify why a tiny minority (them) should get to dictate to the rest of us what the United States is supposed to be.  We're all wrong about everything and we need them to subjugate us for our own good.

They're using fake history to justify being assholes.


They're similar to the constitutional convention people. They love the idea of having a convention where they (christian nationalists mostly) get to rewrite the constitution in their vision without input from all us evil city dwellers, with bonus irony that they claim to love the constitution the whole time they try to destroy it.
 
2021-02-26 8:22:22 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.

Yeah, this defense is absurd. I had never seen a three-percenter flag until last year. I was looking for cool historical flags to fly around the 4th of July and came across it on Amazon. It literally took about thirty seconds of googling for me to figure out that it was a great big nope.


It's a microcosm of their entire thinking;
"I didn't know there would be violence, i was just peacefully protesting" - There was overwhelming evidence this was going to happen, especially in conservative circles
"I didn't know what that sticker was. Just thought it looked cool" - a 30 second google fixes this problem.
"I didn't know i couldn't park my truck there" - It's the capitol, and there are zero other vehicles.

Either these people are obscenely stupid and willfully ignorant, or unbelievably malicious and evil and thinks the rest of us can be fooled by their lies. I'm betting on both, but i don't know which is worse.
 
2021-02-26 8:23:51 AM  
Another feather in the "All Republicans Are Terrorists" cap. If you support the GOP they support terror. No more excuses.
 
2021-02-26 8:24:07 AM  
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2021-02-26 8:24:49 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


Jeezus, what a beta cuck.  I'm disgusted by their views, but whenever these mealy mouthed dingleberries gets caught, none of them ever say "Damn right that's how I feel".  Instead, we get the "I'm stupid and didn't know what that meant" or the ever classic, "I was only joking, can't you libs take a joke?"

We know you're full of shiat, full of shiat guy, because someone who truly put that on his truck thinking it was cool would have been appalled once learning about the true nature of that group and would have said so instead of mocking the "fake news".  And man am I ever tired of hearing that phrase.  It wasn't a fake story, you dunce.  You had the sticker on the truck whether you knew what the fark it meant or not.  Get the fruck out of my state and keep frucking off until you're out of my country.
 
2021-02-26 8:29:34 AM  

baka-san: And the mutherf*clear can't park


He's just asking to have his valve stems sliced. All four of them.
 
2021-02-26 8:33:47 AM  

Bazolar: Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.

Jeezus, what a beta cuck.  I'm disgusted by their views, but whenever these mealy mouthed dingleberries gets caught, none of them ever say "Damn right that's how I feel".  Instead, we get the "I'm stupid and didn't know what that meant" or the ever classic, "I was only joking, can't you libs take a joke?"

We know you're full of shiat, full of shiat guy, because someone who truly put that on his truck thinking it was cool would have been appalled once learning about the true nature of that group and would have said so instead of mocking the "fake news".  And man am I ever tired of hearing that phrase.  It wasn't a fake story, you dunce.  You had the sticker on the truck whether you knew what the fark it meant or not.  Get the fruck out of my state and keep frucking off until you're out of my country.


It's part of their strategy.  It's intentional.  Push boundaries, and when there's pushback, deny and obfuscate. Doesn't matter if you believe them. Pushback believes they've made their point and move on.  Lie low for a bit, then push boundaries some more.  When there's pushback, deny and obfuscate.  Pushback believes they've made their point and move on.  Lie low for a bit, then push boundaries some more.  When there's pushback, deny and obfuscate.  Pushback believes they've made their point and move on.  Lie low for a bit, then push boundaries some more.  When there's pushback, deny and obfuscate.  Pushback believes they've made their point and move on.  Lie low for a bit, then push boundaries some more.  When there's pushback, deny and obfuscate.  Pushback believes they've made their point and move on.  Lie low for a bit, then push boundaries some more.  When there's pushback, deny and obfuscate.  Pushback believes they've made their point and move on.  Lie low for a bit, then push boundaries some more. Etc.
 
2021-02-26 8:43:05 AM  
Overzealous staffer. Move along.
 
2021-02-26 8:48:19 AM  
How is that this guy using the phrase "fake news" seriously it's dumber than the dumbest times I've used it as a joke? It's journalistic malpractice to respond to that without using the phrase "dumb asshole".
 
2021-02-26 8:51:21 AM  
I don't know anyone who has put an unknown sticker of any size on their car, let alone a giant sticker relating to a terrorist militia group. This Rep's husband has got to be the dumbest person on the planet if he did that.
 
2021-02-26 8:52:41 AM  

Rapmaster2000: What offends me about the 3 percenters is how they take a completely incorrect understanding of the Revolutionary War and use it to justify why a tiny minority (them) should get to dictate to the rest of us what the United States is supposed to be.  We're all wrong about everything and we need them to subjugate us for our own good.

They're using fake history to justify being assholes.


That's what fascists always do.
 
2021-02-26 8:53:42 AM  

Serious Black: I don't know anyone who has put an unknown sticker of any size on their car, let alone a giant sticker relating to a terrorist militia group. This Rep's husband has got to be the dumbest person on the planet if he did that.


If by "did that" you mean "thinks anybody will buy his story" then I agree
 
2021-02-26 9:02:51 AM  
This should be enough to see her booted from congress.
 
2021-02-26 9:06:52 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


"I wasn't even there"
"I forgot to report my truck stolen"
"This is Cancel Culture Fake News to discredit my wife"
"Hunter Biden is behind this!!"

I hope some of these very Republican excuses help this family. Clearly being railroaded by an unjust, liberal justice system.

/ burp
 
2021-02-26 9:07:58 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


Hey, at least he didn't get it tattooed on his hand.

Denver Cop Who Killed Has Tattoo That Matches Militia Group Logo

"I was unaware it was used by a small group known as the 'new' 3 Percent." He adds, "I have never been associated with that group, nor do I plan to [be]. I am an American and fully support this country and its free government. I have spent my entire adult life in service to this country and my community."
 
2021-02-26 9:09:19 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


I thought the sticker on the back of my truck was referring to the White County Power Company.
 
2021-02-26 9:13:54 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: WHY CONSERVATIVES ARE INSANE

1. Conservatives resist change and actively work against it.
2. The primary rule on this planet is "adapt or die.
2a. That means the inability to change when the environment changes results in extinction.
3. Resistance to change when change means death is suicidal
4. Suicidal people are considered insane
5. Therefore, Conservatives are insane

QED


It is worse than that they resist change. They actively work to go back to an imaginary time in the past that never existed, but which in their fantasy gives them absolute dominion over "those people and women"
 
2021-02-26 9:20:25 AM  
So - this one is smart enough to mostly fly under the radar. Noted.

The were over 140 votes in the House alone, to overturn the election. The problem is much more pervasive than MGT and the Colorado Bobblehead
 
2021-02-26 9:25:11 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: WHY CONSERVATIVES ARE INSANE

1. Conservatives resist change and actively work against it.
2. The primary rule on this planet is "adapt or die.
2a. That means the inability to change when the environment changes results in extinction.
3. Resistance to change when change means death is suicidal
4. Suicidal people are considered insane
5. Therefore, Conservatives are insane

QED


"The only constant is change." Heraclitus.  And if it was obvious back around 500 BC, it should certainly be obvious today.
 
2021-02-26 9:26:05 AM  
You are saying he had a legal reason to park there and be at the capitol?  Glad that is cleared up
 
2021-02-26 9:32:44 AM  
He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

So fake news told a fake story, but then you read about them and saw it was true news about a true story? Does your head just spin 24/7?
 
2021-02-26 10:18:37 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


I wonder what would happen if someone gave him an ISIS flag sticker?

This is the lamest BS excuse I have heard in a long tim, he put ZERO effort into that and he needs to be investigated to hell and back and have email and text he sent for about two weeks before Jan 6 examined with a fine-toothed comb
 
2021-02-26 10:22:52 AM  

My Sober Alt: Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.

Hey, at least he didn't get it tattooed on his hand.

Denver Cop Who Killed Has Tattoo That Matches Militia Group Logo

"I was unaware it was used by a small group known as the 'new' 3 Percent." He adds, "I have never been associated with that group, nor do I plan to [be]. I am an American and fully support this country and its free government. I have spent my entire adult life in service to this country and my community."


Thing is, he thought it was a Japanese kanji for Freedom & Equality. You know how badly these things translate sometimes...
 
2021-02-26 10:25:20 AM  
Imagine if Rep. Omar's husband was driving a car with an ISIS or Boko Harum bumper sticker on it (or hell given the right, even a CAIR one) and when questioned said he had no idea what it meant he just thought it looked cool.

Fox New would talk about NOTHING ELSE for at least a month and Tucker Carlson would have to see a doctor about his hate-boner lasting WAY more than 4 hours

meanwhile this is one small publication and basically ignored everywhere else
 
2021-02-26 10:25:40 AM  
None of this is surprising.
The current GOP is just the political arm of a nationwide domestic terrorist organization.

If you still identify as Republican at this point you have failed the litmus test for humanity.

/user name checks out comment.
//Conservatives are the enemy of a free and open society.
/// three for the republic if we can keep it.
 
2021-02-26 10:29:52 AM  
Let's also keep in mind that recent court filings show that the leader of the Oathkeepers, in the days before the riot was in contact with the leaders of the 3%'ers to discuss a plan to ferry "heavy weapons" into DC via a boat owned by a 3%'er  land at a dock near the Pentagon and then offoad them and get them to a Oathkeeper "Tac Team" for use if needed.    A truck with congressional plates would be the ideal vehicle to handle the "last mile" of that plan
 
2021-02-26 10:50:06 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: WHY CONSERVATIVES ARE INSANE

1. Conservatives resist change and actively work against it.
2. The primary rule on this planet is "adapt or die.
2a. That means the inability to change when the environment changes results in extinction.
3. Resistance to change when change means death is suicidal
4. Suicidal people are considered insane
5. Therefore, Conservatives are insane

QED


I realized even before I'd graduated high school that they furiously regurgitate slogans that are the exact opposite of what they've actually been instructed to believe with zero awareness as to what they're actually saying. Exactly the same mentality as the psycho fundies I'd been dealing with during those years.
 
2021-02-26 11:02:48 AM  

Rapmaster2000: What offends me about the 3 percenters is how they take a completely incorrect understanding of the Revolutionary War and use it to justify why a tiny minority (them) should get to dictate to the rest of us what the United States is supposed to be.  We're all wrong about everything and we need them to subjugate us for our own good.

They're using fake history to justify being assholes.


So Christians?
 
2021-02-26 11:13:24 AM  
"I didn't know!!1!"

Yea sure! Like how the only woman in Lady Antebellum didn't know what Antebellum references. HONEST!
 
2021-02-26 11:13:56 AM  

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This took far too many posts to show up.
 
2021-02-26 11:25:10 AM  

JAYoung: baka-san: And the mutherf*clear can't park

He's just asking to have his valve stems sliced. All four of them.


That reminds me,
I need to detail some really dirty tires, but want to avoid using chemicals that dissolve the rubber. I have ruined paint with overspray from chemicals I'm cleaning something else with, so I'd like some suggestions of specific chemicals to avoid putting onto tires.

Asking for my boss.
 
2021-02-26 11:27:22 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: WHY CONSERVATIVES ARE INSANE

1. Conservatives resist change and actively work against it.
2. The primary rule on this planet is "adapt or die.
2a. That means the inability to change when the environment changes results in extinction.
3. Resistance to change when change means death is suicidal
4. Suicidal people are considered insane
5. Therefore, Conservatives are insane

QED


6. They LOVE NAZIS.

QED.
 
2021-02-26 11:28:22 AM  

Elliot8654: ""Army friend gave me decal. Thought it was a cool decal. Took it off because of negative pub," Miller wrote in an email late Thursday. He says he "never was member" of the militia and "didn't know anything about 3% till fake news started this fake story and read about them."

Someone gave you a random foot-wide sticker that you don't recognize, and your first thought is "yeah, i'm gonna stick this on the back of my truck for all to see"? You deserve whatever happens to you if you are THAT ignorant and stupid.

/fake news started fake story?
//clearly a 3%er moron.


Especially since everyone has google in Their pocket.  Ignorance these days is a choice.
 
2021-02-26 11:33:38 AM  
Hey, everyone. Remember when we were told we were being ridiculous, crazy, and mean for observing many conservatives were literally nazis?

Good times.
 
2021-02-26 11:39:01 AM  

Spice Must Flow: JAYoung: baka-san: And the mutherf*clear can't park

He's just asking to have his valve stems sliced. All four of them.

That reminds me,
I need to detail some really dirty tires, but want to avoid using chemicals that dissolve the rubber. I have ruined paint with overspray from chemicals I'm cleaning something else with, so I'd like some suggestions of specific chemicals to avoid putting onto tires.

Asking for my boss.


I like Simple Green and water, mix in a bucket, use a nylon bristle brush to clean the tire sidewalls and wheels, rinse well, let air dry and then use any of the tire "wet look wipe on products, many come in wipes. This will get a clean and great looking tire without worry about harsh chemical overspray on the vehilce.
 
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