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2021-02-25 11:17:15 PM  
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2021-02-25 11:49:42 PM  
This is the part of the movie, where white hair Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain, and says something like: "He who does not live by the law, shall die by the law." he throws down the tablets, the ground opens up, and swallows them, and the golden Trump, watch.
 
2021-02-26 12:14:45 AM  
something something graven images
 
2021-02-26 12:21:27 AM  
I see they have the special shoes that are custom made for those suffering from bone spurs.
 
2021-02-26 12:41:48 AM  

Superjoe: something something graven images


something something golden calf
 
2021-02-26 12:43:00 AM  
I hope a few insurrectionists with outstanding warrants get picked up at CPAC.
 
2021-02-26 12:49:46 AM  

Lambskincoat: This is the part of the movie, where white hair Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain, and says something like: "He who does not live by the law, shall die by the law." he throws down the tablets, the ground opens up, and swallows them, and the golden Trump, watch.


Heston might have been a gun nut, but he threw away most of his career for a cause. A good cause.  Which is why now that he is gone you do not hear the NRA or right wing trotting his corpse out.

Dude marched in Selma.

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2021-02-26 12:51:22 AM  
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2021-02-26 1:04:15 AM  

theflatline: Lambskincoat: This is the part of the movie, where white hair Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain, and says something like: "He who does not live by the law, shall die by the law." he throws down the tablets, the ground opens up, and swallows them, and the golden Trump, watch.

Heston might have been a gun nut, but he threw away most of his career for a cause. A good cause.  Which is why now that he is gone you do not hear the NRA or right wing trotting his corpse out.

Dude marched in Selma.

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I did not know that. Props to him.
 
2021-02-26 1:08:51 AM  

Lambskincoat: This is the part of the movie, where white hair Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain, and says something like: "He who does not live by the law, shall die by the law." he throws down the tablets, the ground opens up, and swallows them, and the golden Trump, watch.


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2021-02-26 1:25:31 AM  
Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgment, lives shrouded in secrecy even from one another. But not from God.
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You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.
 
2021-02-26 1:31:37 AM  
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2021-02-26 1:50:35 AM  
What horrible goobers, I have nothing further to say
 
2021-02-26 1:51:42 AM  
If I saw that shiat in public I would flee in terror
 
2021-02-26 1:54:22 AM  
It is absolutely crass and tasteless.

Where else would it be?
 
2021-02-26 1:54:42 AM  
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2021-02-26 1:55:04 AM  

Lambskincoat: This is the part of the movie, where white hair Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain, and says something like: "He who does not live by the law, shall die by the law." he throws down the tablets, the ground opens up, and swallows them, and the golden Trump, watch.


I remember that. He came down and said that he had these Fifteen Commandments. Then he threw one down and amended it to Ten Commandments.
 
2021-02-26 1:57:03 AM  
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2021-02-26 1:59:17 AM  
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2021-02-26 1:59:39 AM  
That is a big step up from the cardboard cutouts they usually use.
 
2021-02-26 2:01:52 AM  
Cult 45.
 
2021-02-26 2:04:07 AM  
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2021-02-26 2:04:25 AM  
 
2021-02-26 2:05:41 AM  
That has to be a troll.
 
2021-02-26 2:05:45 AM  
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Where's your MAGA now?
 
2021-02-26 2:06:13 AM  
Hypocrisy and idolatry are the only planks of the GQP platform. Burn the party and everything that they love to the ground. Salt the earth. Let them all be damned.
 
2021-02-26 2:07:29 AM  
So much stigginit.

I'm not Xian, so I'll never have to forgive these farks when the consequences arrive.
 
2021-02-26 2:12:14 AM  
Literal idol worship.

How do they notsee it?
 
2021-02-26 2:13:19 AM  
I won't watch that video but let me guess? Idol worshipping, like all of Christianity?
 
2021-02-26 2:13:22 AM  

another one of them: I see they have the special shoes that are custom made for those suffering from bone spurs.


Exactly. Also, you can't put lifts into thong sandals...but then again, his cult really believes he's 6'3" and weighs 230.

But I gotta say, that whole (what they think to be "cool beach guy") aesthetic is hilarious. Can you imagine that tub of lard attempting to surf?
 
2021-02-26 2:13:32 AM  

Dimensio: Lambskincoat: This is the part of the movie, where white hair Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain, and says something like: "He who does not live by the law, shall die by the law." he throws down the tablets, the ground opens up, and swallows them, and the golden Trump, watch.

I remember that. He came down and said that he had these Fifteen Commandments. Then he threw one down and amended it to Ten Commandments.


It was an accident.

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2021-02-26 2:13:36 AM  

OptionC: Superjoe: something something graven images

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something something golden jackass
 
2021-02-26 2:14:46 AM  

KodosZardoz: I won't watch that video but let me guess? Idol worshipping, like all of Christianity?


This is a video you want to see. Trust me.

/loved the laugh at the end
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2021-02-26 2:16:01 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: Literal idol worship.

How do they notsee it?


Schrodinger's Idolaters.
 
2021-02-26 2:17:02 AM  

theflatline: Lambskincoat: This is the part of the movie, where white hair Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain, and says something like: "He who does not live by the law, shall die by the law." he throws down the tablets, the ground opens up, and swallows them, and the golden Trump, watch.

Heston might have been a gun nut, but he threw away most of his career for a cause. A good cause.  Which is why now that he is gone you do not hear the NRA or right wing trotting his corpse out.

Dude marched in Selma.

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And, his involvement in the NRA was back when they were a reasonable organization promoting gun safety, training, and sport shooting instead of being a lobbyist org for the manufacturers.
 
2021-02-26 2:17:11 AM  
So was the winner of a middle school contest?

/it's children all the way down
 
2021-02-26 2:19:49 AM  

OptionC: Superjoe: something something graven images

something something golden calf


More like golden pile of BS.
 
2021-02-26 2:22:59 AM  

The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Hypocrisy and idolatry are the only planks of the GQP platform. Burn the party and everything that they love to the ground. Salt the earth. Let them all be damned.


Not true. There's hatred, fear, and madness.
 
2021-02-26 2:26:23 AM  
I have to admit that something in the back pocket of my genes is quietly saying "Smash the idols. Stone the idolaters. The Lord thy God commands it."
 
2021-02-26 2:28:05 AM  
In before some idiot decides to claim No True Christian.

This exact kind of hypocritical self-serving bullshiat that runs counter to what is actually written in the bibbles, has always been the core of christianity and it always will be.
 
2021-02-26 2:29:23 AM  
Ya know, ya don't always think you can be shocked, but once and a while... well goddamn.
 
2021-02-26 2:30:49 AM  

emtwo: In before some idiot decides to claim No True Christian.

This exact kind of hypocritical self-serving bullshiat that runs counter to what is actually written in the bibbles, has always been the core of christianity and it always will be.


yeah. I'm Dutch/Huguenot French-Canadian. Idol Smashing is pretty much in my blood, and this... wow. seriously.
 
2021-02-26 2:33:14 AM  
the cult of the clown continues.
 
2021-02-26 2:34:20 AM  
Of all the places for a car-sized iron meteor to NOT land on.
 
2021-02-26 2:34:48 AM  

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2021-02-26 2:36:07 AM  
This is pretty on brand for Christianity as practiced by its adherents so I'd have gone with the obvious tag instead.
 
2021-02-26 2:38:26 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: Cult 45.

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I haven't had malt liquor in years.

No one should have to piss that much just to get drunk.
 
2021-02-26 2:41:05 AM  
A literal golden Idol.  You can't make this shiat up.
 
2021-02-26 2:43:49 AM  
CPAC has both kinds of Christianity...

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Bat shiat and insane.
 
2021-02-26 2:45:06 AM  
The idle idol? Aye...dull.
 
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