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2021-02-26 3:47:36 AM  
They're going to try again. And why not?  It's not like there were any consequences, at least not for anyone who mattered.

It probably won't be Trump who leads it, at least I hope it isn't. If America is going to be taken over by a dictator, the least I can ask for is that he isn't quite so embarrassing. I want someone who is actually tough, rich, and smart instead of whatever Trump is.
 
2021-02-26 5:51:20 AM  
Duh.
 
2021-02-26 5:52:05 AM  
 
2021-02-26 5:52:09 AM  
So it's going to be CPAC.
 
2021-02-26 5:55:21 AM  
Get them all in, nail the doors shut, burn the m'fer down to the ground.

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2021-02-26 5:55:45 AM  
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2021-02-26 5:58:25 AM  
Cuckoos Pledge Allegiance to Cheetolini
 
2021-02-26 5:58:26 AM  
Was the  Obvious tag snorting lines with Don Jr. and  Kim G.?
 
2021-02-26 6:02:40 AM  
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2021-02-26 6:03:48 AM  
Cuckfest
 
2021-02-26 6:05:24 AM  
I goddamned hope that Trump's tax returns just bury that fark.  There are so many other things he should burn for, but I'll take an Al Capone.
 
2021-02-26 6:06:21 AM  
I'd write something that including the key phrases "Oh, please" and "Act of God", but the powers that be (and the Secret Service, probably) wouldn't like it.
 
2021-02-26 6:08:36 AM  

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That can't be real.

/now I want a Mooby muffin
 
2021-02-26 6:09:32 AM  
I hope they all get covid.
 
2021-02-26 6:10:42 AM  

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Cultists gonna worship.

Diaper Don needs to have people feel sorry for him since he's such an innocent victim. He never does anything wrong.
 
2021-02-26 6:11:50 AM  

coachwdb: [Fark user image image 425x245]


They also have merch tables with nothing but Trump stuff. It's amazing how stupid these people are that they don't realize how insanely pathetic this looks.
 
2021-02-26 6:13:00 AM  

MattytheMouse: I hope they all get covid.


They already did , plus with Florida's "vaccines for money" programme there is likely herd immunity. Nothing good will come from CPAC, not even outbreak.
 
2021-02-26 6:13:51 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: Cuckfest


I guess all the GOP wives with be attending the Blacked Convention across the street.
 
2021-02-26 6:15:27 AM  
Maybe Antifa should organize.
 
2021-02-26 6:15:37 AM  

FatherChaos: coachwdb: [Fark user image 425x245]

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Cultists gonna worship.

Diaper Don needs to have people feel sorry for him since he's such an innocent victim. He never does anything wrong.


Missing the armbands.

/and flair
 
2021-02-26 6:16:32 AM  

FatherChaos: coachwdb: [Fark user image 425x245]

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Cultists gonna worship.

Diaper Don needs to have people feel sorry for him since he's such an innocent victim. He never does anything wrong.


He is both the ultimate unbeatable tyrant and incessant victim in their minds, both at the same time and depending on which one helps them "win" an argument.
 
2021-02-26 6:18:42 AM  
I love how their golden idol has a friendly smile, relaxed tie, and flip flops. All things that Diaper Don would never submit himself to
 
2021-02-26 6:22:16 AM  
There will be no denial of violence on 1/6/21. They will celebrate it and openly plan the next one.

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2021-02-26 6:22:54 AM  

EvilEgg: They're going to try again. And why not?  It's not like there were any consequences, at least not for anyone who mattered.

It probably won't be Trump who leads it, at least I hope it isn't. If America is going to be taken over by a dictator, the least I can ask for is that he isn't quite so embarrassing. I want someone who is actually tough, rich, and smart instead of whatever Trump is.


Oh the next evil prick is going to be much smoother and more evil - and sadly a huge % of the USoA is going to vote for him (I would like to say or her, but yeah that isn't going to happen - the Anti-Christ will me a man.)
 
2021-02-26 6:25:15 AM  

dogdaze: There will be no denial of violence on 1/6/21. They will celebrate it and openly plan the next one.

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While at the same time blaming it 100% on "Antifa".
 
2021-02-26 6:25:40 AM  
Open insurrection against the legally elected President of the United States.

Arrest them all.
 
2021-02-26 6:27:17 AM  

dogdaze: There will be no denial of violence on 1/6/21. They will celebrate it and openly plan the next one.

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"Artist"

I see she brought a CVS bag with enough Cialis for the male attendees. Trump loves to get bukaked as he defecates on the American  flag.
 
2021-02-26 6:32:16 AM  
Someone needs to cleanse that area with a a holy fire. Preferably while everyone is inside and the doors are barred shut.
 
2021-02-26 6:34:04 AM  

coachwdb: [Fark user image image 425x245]


It's like Merv Griffin farked a flag.
 
2021-02-26 6:38:57 AM  
 Hey you guys! What's going on in this thread?
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2021-02-26 6:39:37 AM  

Xanlexian: Get them all in, nail the doors shut, burn the m'fer down to the ground.

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I was going more for...

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/but I like yours much better
 
2021-02-26 6:41:32 AM  

saywhonow: Someone needs to cleanse that area with a a holy fire. Preferably while everyone is inside and the doors are barred shut.


Doesn't necessarily have to be holy...(warning:gore, maybe nsfw or sensitive stomachs)

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2021-02-26 6:46:42 AM  
A responsible media would cover CPAC like it's the Nuremberg Rallies.
 
2021-02-26 6:50:18 AM  
So, there's no Republican party anymore ? Just the Trump Party, devoted to the worship of one weird dude ?

I mean, I thought that once he'd lost, they would try to get rid of him, but... His grip is as strong as ever?

What the everliving hell?
 
2021-02-26 6:51:17 AM  

Langdon_777: EvilEgg: They're going to try again. And why not?  It's not like there were any consequences, at least not for anyone who mattered.

It probably won't be Trump who leads it, at least I hope it isn't. If America is going to be taken over by a dictator, the least I can ask for is that he isn't quite so embarrassing. I want someone who is actually tough, rich, and smart instead of whatever Trump is.

Oh the next evil prick is going to be much smoother and more evil - and sadly a huge % of the USoA is going to vote for him (I would like to say or her, but yeah that isn't going to happen - the Anti-Christ will me a man.)


-
...will be a man.

Normally, I'd agree, as that seems to be a common feature of fascism, but this American-style incarnation has shown itself to be bizarrely and very unpredictably gender-egalitarian. There have been sh*tloads of women, both active and influential, in Q, and in the cult of Trump, and in the insurrection, while two of the worst and most extreme are Boebert and Greene, both women.

If I were to place a bet, I'd still be wise to put my money on a male dictator, but a female one is no longer out of the question.

Social progress, 'Murcan-style.
 
2021-02-26 6:52:41 AM  

padraig: So, there's no Republican party anymore ? Just the Trump Party, devoted to the worship of one weird dude ?

I mean, I thought that once he'd lost, they would try to get rid of him, but... His grip is as strong as ever?

What the everliving hell?


I was so convinced as well.

I was very, very wrong. Whatever is happening here, it's something both special and terrifying.
 
2021-02-26 6:53:22 AM  

vrax: I goddamned hope that Trump's tax returns just bury that fark.  There are so many other things he should burn for, but I'll take an Al Capone.


That one slipped in under the headlines. But they got them today, and I'll bet the indictments will hit the courts next week.
 
2021-02-26 6:57:16 AM  

padraig: So, there's no Republican party anymore ? Just the Trump Party, devoted to the worship of one weird dude ?

I mean, I thought that once he'd lost, they would try to get rid of him, but... His grip is as strong as ever?

What the everliving hell?


They hate the stink of losers.

But, apparently they like him so much they're going to pretend he won, despite reality.
 
2021-02-26 6:58:15 AM  

EvilEgg: They're going to try again. And why not?  It's not like there were any consequences, at least not for anyone who mattered.


He's going to run in '24 on the platform of, "I actually won in '20, and bigly, so I deserve my rightful place back." No actual policies or anything- none of that matters, only anger and spite. No one will stop this.
 
2021-02-26 7:01:06 AM  

aagrajag: Langdon_777: EvilEgg: They're going to try again. And why not?  It's not like there were any consequences, at least not for anyone who mattered.

It probably won't be Trump who leads it, at least I hope it isn't. If America is going to be taken over by a dictator, the least I can ask for is that he isn't quite so embarrassing. I want someone who is actually tough, rich, and smart instead of whatever Trump is.

Oh the next evil prick is going to be much smoother and more evil - and sadly a huge % of the USoA is going to vote for him (I would like to say or her, but yeah that isn't going to happen - the Anti-Christ will me a man.)

-
...will be a man.

Normally, I'd agree, as that seems to be a common feature of fascism, but this American-style incarnation has shown itself to be bizarrely and very unpredictably gender-egalitarian. There have been sh*tloads of women, both active and influential, in Q, and in the cult of Trump, and in the insurrection, while two of the worst and most extreme are Boebert and Greene, both women.

If I were to place a bet, I'd still be wise to put my money on a male dictator, but a female one is no longer out of the question.

Social progress, 'Murcan-style.


The analogous movement in France is led by Marine Le Pen, so yeah, being a woman is fine just as long as you hate immigrants and intellectuals loudly enough.
 
2021-02-26 7:01:25 AM  

aagrajag: padraig: So, there's no Republican party anymore ? Just the Trump Party, devoted to the worship of one weird dude ?

I mean, I thought that once he'd lost, they would try to get rid of him, but... His grip is as strong as ever?

What the everliving hell?

I was so convinced as well.

I was very, very wrong. Whatever is happening here, it's something both special and terrifying.


He's been made into something he isn't. Trump the man has been replaced by Trump the idol. It's typical fascist hagiography. It's not much different than how Hitler went from the little-regarded leader of a small, noisy club to the Saviour of the Reich in five short years.

Cassandra here is not kidding when she says that America  WILL NOT SURVIVE past the next election. It cannot. Regardless of what happens, 2024 is going to be the last true election of this country. We've got Moscow Mitch blatantly saying "yep, I'll support Trump in his 2024 run!" because it's all about keeping power for himself.

We've had our second civil war, and nobody won, but nobody lost either. Trump didn't get arrested and tossed in jail, and the wheels of ordinary justice grind too slowly for his douchebag followers to appreciate the consequences. American justice and the American ideal doesn't work for the kind of high-speed assault on government and society we're seeing now.

Of course, the alternative is to abandon that justice and those ideals and go straight for the mass courts and the wall; but we missed that chance. Evil generally wins because good is good and doesn't want to be bad; there are ways to do what needs to be done and still not be bad, but mostly we don't talk about that.
 
2021-02-26 7:08:27 AM  

Xanlexian: Get them all in, nail the doors shut, burn the m'fer down to the ground.

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Do it during the Trump movies they will show.
 
2021-02-26 7:09:57 AM  
Just make sure that the FBI has agents embedded. They're planning the next one - and March 4 is right around the corner.
 
2021-02-26 7:10:02 AM  
also doesn't the Bible have something to say about this kind of nonsense? Exodus or Kings or Nehemiah, somewhere?
 
2021-02-26 7:11:14 AM  
May they all implode like a failed casino
 
2021-02-26 7:11:28 AM  
They need to crucify him and then blame it on the libs
 
2021-02-26 7:14:22 AM  
prediction:

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2021-02-26 7:14:52 AM  
"millerthyme
Cuckoos Pledge Allegiance to Cheetolini"

Too many vowels. Cucks Pledge Allegiance to Cheetolini.

They are bowing to their alpha, who again is a persecuted simp when the narrative fits. The Alpha Cuck of legend.
 
2021-02-26 7:15:58 AM  

aagrajag: Langdon_777: EvilEgg: They're going to try again. And why not?  It's not like there were any consequences, at least not for anyone who mattered.

It probably won't be Trump who leads it, at least I hope it isn't. If America is going to be taken over by a dictator, the least I can ask for is that he isn't quite so embarrassing. I want someone who is actually tough, rich, and smart instead of whatever Trump is.

Oh the next evil prick is going to be much smoother and more evil - and sadly a huge % of the USoA is going to vote for him (I would like to say or her, but yeah that isn't going to happen - the Anti-Christ will me a man.)

-
...will be a man.

Normally, I'd agree, as that seems to be a common feature of fascism, but this American-style incarnation has shown itself to be bizarrely and very unpredictably gender-egalitarian. There have been sh*tloads of women, both active and influential, in Q, and in the cult of Trump, and in the insurrection, while two of the worst and most extreme are Boebert and Greene, both women.

If I were to place a bet, I'd still be wise to put my money on a male dictator, but a female one is no longer out of the question.

Social progress, 'Murcan-style.


Sadly I find I have to correct myself and yes, you could easily be right :(
 
2021-02-26 7:16:40 AM  

recondite cetacean: "millerthyme
Cuckoos Pledge Allegiance to Cheetolini"

Too many vowels. Cucks Pledge Allegiance to Cheetolini.

They are bowing to their alpha, who again is a persecuted simp when the narrative fits. The Alpha Cuck of legend.


He's not an alpha, though. In a real primate clan, he'd be the one the alphas chased away all the time, and the one the females ignored.
 
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