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(Politicus USA)   John Brennan expresses disgust with the Three Assholemigos   (politicususa.com) divider line
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2021-02-26 6:40:08 AM  
Agreed. All 3 are appalling traitors.
 
2021-02-26 6:45:49 AM  
They need to reap the whirlwind.
Come on America, destroy these fuquers
 
2021-02-26 6:46:34 AM  
Could we not link to articles that start with really large pictures of Cruz's face.
 
2021-02-26 6:50:02 AM  
That's Three Asshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooolemigos, subby.
 
2021-02-26 6:52:11 AM  
Oh, and there's a fourth amigo. Tom fuq'ing Cotton.
 
2021-02-26 6:53:26 AM  
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I'd pay money to see that. Especially Ted Cruz whining and begging for his life.
 
2021-02-26 6:54:38 AM  
...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.
 
2021-02-26 6:57:40 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 634x475]

I'd pay money to see that. Especially Ted Cruz whining and begging for his life.


He would be whining about cancel culture and begging the executioner to let him drop off his kids in Cancun just one last time.
 
2021-02-26 7:08:51 AM  
All these GOP political leaders/figures that keep attacking Cruz, Hawley, Johnson, & Trump are disingenuous.
Former CIA Director Brennan supports the GOP policies just like these three amigos & Trump. The only thing Brennan is angry about is that Trump uses a racist megaphone instead of a racist dogwhistle.
 
2021-02-26 7:11:58 AM  

Hellkite85: All these GOP political leaders/figures that keep attacking Cruz, Hawley, Johnson, & Trump are disingenuous.
Former CIA Director Brennan supports the GOP policies just like these three amigos & Trump. The only thing Brennan is angry about is that Trump uses a racist megaphone instead of a racist dogwhistle.


You don't know jack shiat about Brennan
 
2021-02-26 7:13:08 AM  

1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.


which is a shame, because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki​/Poena_cu​llei

/but I'd feel bad for the chicken, dog, monkey and snake
 
2021-02-26 7:24:51 AM  

1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.


This is America, son.

We can make burlap sacks big enough to cover anything.
 
2021-02-26 7:27:40 AM  
How is someone like Brennan on the outside of this administration?
 
2021-02-26 7:30:07 AM  

tintar: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

which is a shame, because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/​Poena_cullei

/but I'd feel bad for the chicken, dog, monkey and snake


" but aside from THAT....what have the romans ever done for us..?"

/ not obscure
 
2021-02-26 7:31:05 AM  
it's all a game to them...I'm just wondering how people get to the point where the hole in their souls is such a gaping maw that there is nothing that will sate whatever they are seeking to reconstitute it.  Trump's soul is a literal black hole.
 
2021-02-26 7:31:12 AM  
I believe the word you're looking for is "culitos" Subby.

That said; what do we care what a torture apologist has to say? Shouldn't he be holed up in shame n a dark cave somewhere?
 
2021-02-26 7:31:14 AM  

qorkfiend: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

This is America, son.

We can make burlap sacks big enough to cover anything.


Even a Huckabeast?
 
2021-02-26 7:31:33 AM  

qorkfiend: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

This is America, son.

We can make burlap sacks big enough to cover anything.


I'm afraid our next flag will be made of burlap once the republicans finish their sacking of the Capitol.
 
2021-02-26 7:31:44 AM  

qorkfiend: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

This is America, son.

We can make burlap sacks big enough to cover anything.


And if we can't, we can turn it into an episode of Will It Blend?
 
2021-02-26 7:32:01 AM  

Psylence: qorkfiend: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

This is America, son.

We can make burlap sacks big enough to cover anything.

Even a Huckabeast?


American exceptionalism!
 
2021-02-26 7:32:48 AM  

1funguy: qorkfiend: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

This is America, son.

We can make burlap sacks big enough to cover anything.

I'm afraid our next flag will be made of burlap once the republicans finish their sacking of the Capitol.


And it will be the bigliest, most glorious burlap rectangle ever
 
2021-02-26 7:36:15 AM  
No I don't want to see people express disgust at these three. I want to see these three get hauled off somewhere they can't harm anyone anymore and responsible people take their place.
 
2021-02-26 8:01:17 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Oh, and there's a fourth amigo. Tom fuq'ing Cotton.


The Republicans are all complicit so they're the seventy four million amigos (and amigas) now. They should put themselves in cages and deport themselves, pronto.
 
2021-02-26 8:11:05 AM  
Get in line, there's a few thousand in front of you to biatch about these twadwaffles.
 
2021-02-26 8:38:53 AM  
C'mon, John. You know each one of these treasonous cowards is looking to be Trumps vice presidential nominee in 2024.
 
2021-02-26 8:40:07 AM  
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Also, if you're not familiar with this account, it's a parody account.
 
2021-02-26 9:32:37 AM  
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I imagine he is talking to his daughters in this picture much like Vito Corleone to Luca Brasi -

I will give you this favor of a trip to Cancun. Someday and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift on snow-magedon.
 
2021-02-26 9:53:15 AM  

Cheron: Could we not link to articles that start with really large pictures of Cruz's face.


Is that his face? I thought it was his backside.
 
2021-02-26 10:12:19 AM  
Subby. I believe you were going for the 3 stooges.
 
2021-02-26 10:25:45 AM  
Give Brennan his clearance back because Trump pulled it out of spite for no good reason.
 
2021-02-26 11:22:46 AM  

qorkfiend: 1funguy: qorkfiend: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

This is America, son.

We can make burlap sacks big enough to cover anything.

I'm afraid our next flag will be made of burlap once the republicans finish their sacking of the Capitol.

And it will be the bigliest, most glorious burlap rectangle ever


Would it be a rectangle?

I imagine a triangle.
Won't need nearly as much material at the hood to cover that pin shaped head in relation to the giant cookie-hauler in the middle...
 
2021-02-26 11:50:30 AM  

1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

which is a shame, because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/​Poena_cullei

/but I'd feel bad for the chicken, dog, monkey and snake

" but aside from THAT....what have the romans ever done for us..?"

/ not obscure


never. ever. ever. gets old!

hmm... so many to choose from...

Life of Brian - The People's Front of Judea
Youtube WboggjN_G-4


/splitters!
 
2021-02-26 2:22:24 PM  

tintar: 1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

which is a shame, because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/​Poena_cullei

/but I'd feel bad for the chicken, dog, monkey and snake

" but aside from THAT....what have the romans ever done for us..?"

/ not obscure

never. ever. ever. gets old!

hmm... so many to choose from...

[YouTube video: Life of Brian - The People's Front of Judea]

/splitters!


Do you think people are drawn to this site due to our unabashed devotion to all things python..?

It does have a strong following 45 years later...
 
2021-02-26 2:37:13 PM  

1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

which is a shame, because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/​Poena_cullei

/but I'd feel bad for the chicken, dog, monkey and snake

" but aside from THAT....what have the romans ever done for us..?"

/ not obscure

never. ever. ever. gets old!

hmm... so many to choose from...

[YouTube video: Life of Brian - The People's Front of Judea]

/splitters!

Do you think people are drawn to this site due to our unabashed devotion to all things python..?

It does have a strong following 45 years later...


at this point all I want to do is list cheeses and also how much rat has the strawberry tart got in it...
 
2021-02-26 3:24:25 PM  

tintar: 1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

which is a shame, because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/​Poena_cullei

/but I'd feel bad for the chicken, dog, monkey and snake

" but aside from THAT....what have the romans ever done for us..?"

/ not obscure

never. ever. ever. gets old!

hmm... so many to choose from...

[YouTube video: Life of Brian - The People's Front of Judea]

/splitters!

Do you think people are drawn to this site due to our unabashed devotion to all things python..?

It does have a strong following 45 years later...

at this point all I want to do is list cheeses and also how much rat has the strawberry tart got in it...


Of course it's got some rat in it, doesn't it ..!?
 
2021-02-26 3:43:26 PM  

1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: tintar: 1funguy: ...but 74 million Americans think they are absolutely right...
...and think that they represent their values.

If you put puppies in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge nowadays you will go to jail, and be murdered when you come out.

If an extra 100K people die because you were fat, orange, and greedy and refuse to endorse medical science...as opposed to political and financial gain, 74 million people would elect you president again.

We are the problem.

That and they don't make burlap sacks big enough to cover fat, orange, and greedy treasonweasels.

which is a shame, because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/​Poena_cullei

/but I'd feel bad for the chicken, dog, monkey and snake

" but aside from THAT....what have the romans ever done for us..?"

/ not obscure

never. ever. ever. gets old!

hmm... so many to choose from...

[YouTube video: Life of Brian - The People's Front of Judea]

/splitters!

Do you think people are drawn to this site due to our unabashed devotion to all things python..?

It does have a strong following 45 years later...

at this point all I want to do is list cheeses and also how much rat has the strawberry tart got in it...

Of course it's got some rat in it, doesn't it ..!?


three! rather a lot, really.
 
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