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2021-02-25 6:09:12 PM  
I'd rather see a 'jail insurrectionists' banner.
 
2021-02-25 6:13:05 PM  
Damnit. I probably could have arranged a work trip to Orlando to see that.
 
2021-02-25 6:26:38 PM  
Well, CPAC was the original super spreader event last year
 
2021-02-25 7:12:11 PM  

IgG4: Well, CPAC was the original super spreader event last year


And it will be again. I have faith.
 
2021-02-25 7:32:30 PM  
C'mon sinkhole!
 
2021-02-25 7:38:32 PM  
They're holding CPAC at a Hyatt Regency in Orlando instead of a Trump-branded property? That seems odd.
 
2021-02-25 7:39:22 PM  
You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?
 
2021-02-25 7:40:00 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: They're holding CPAC at a Hyatt Regency in Orlando instead of a Trump-branded property? That seems odd.


That for the after party.
 
2021-02-25 7:40:19 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach


I don't see any scared kids in that picture.
 
2021-02-25 7:40:43 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


... What the garbage are you talking about?
 
2021-02-25 7:42:10 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


You'd happily make out with Herman Cain's corpse just to trigger the libs, so we can skip your suggestions on what's safe or not.
 
2021-02-25 7:42:34 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: They're holding CPAC at a Hyatt Regency in Orlando instead of a Trump-branded property? That seems odd.


I know right?

That dump in Doral was supposed to be good enough to host a G20 summit so it could easily support hosting a cult convention.
 
2021-02-25 7:42:40 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


You sound like somebody left you out in the sun.
 
2021-02-25 7:44:06 PM  
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wut?
 
2021-02-25 7:44:29 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


Fark you sound like the guy who said I was scaring his kids by wearing my mask while I worked in their neighborhood.

mumbling something about snowflakes
 
2021-02-25 7:45:28 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


You sound like a snowflake
 
2021-02-25 7:50:20 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


Does everything always have to be about you?
 
2021-02-25 7:51:41 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


nice melt, cuck
 
2021-02-25 7:53:54 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


"Russian collusion isn't a thing. It was a complete fabrication by Chris Steele to hurt a politician"
~ GrizzlyPouch

You sure say a lot of things.
 
2021-02-25 7:54:09 PM  
Uhlfelder whose Super PAC seeking to oust Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R), which is called "Remove Ron," has been quickly fundraising on Twitter ahead of CPAC to get the banner plane into the skies.

"Fools and their money." I'm sure this money is better spent stigginit to CPAC than trying to remove one of the most dangerous governors in the country. Who needs to win elections when you can troll IRL?
 
2021-02-25 7:56:13 PM  

Vacation Bible School: [Fark user image 586x153]
wut?


When Pepe isn't white nationalist enough, it's Groyper time?  These people have all lost their minds.
 
2021-02-25 7:56:52 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


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2021-02-25 7:57:30 PM  

Shaggy_C: Uhlfelder whose Super PAC seeking to oust Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R), which is called "Remove Ron," has been quickly fundraising on Twitter ahead of CPAC to get the banner plane into the skies.

"Fools and their money." I'm sure this money is better spent stigginit to CPAC than trying to remove one of the most dangerous governors in the country. Who needs to win elections when you can troll IRL?


I guess that totalfark next to your login pays for itself
 
2021-02-25 7:58:27 PM  

Vacation Bible School: [Fark user image 586x153]
wut?


Well, you see...um...uh...nope, can't even.

But if whatever this is results in CPAC getting trolled IRL by a bunch of incels with poorly conceived mustaches, I might care enough to find out.
 
2021-02-25 7:59:05 PM  
So glad they moved that shaitshow from here to a place more fitting.
 
2021-02-25 8:01:13 PM  
Sorry folks: park's closed

/Moose out front shoulda told you
 
2021-02-25 8:11:01 PM  

Mrtraveler01: GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach

I don't see any scared kids in that picture.


They don't fear the reaper.

/needs more cowbell.
 
2021-02-25 8:11:58 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2021-02-25 8:13:31 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Barricaded Gunman: They're holding CPAC at a Hyatt Regency in Orlando instead of a Trump-branded property? That seems odd.

I know right?

That dump in Doral was supposed to be good enough to host a G20 summit so it could easily support hosting a cult convention.


One of many problems: it's likely still cripplingly understaffed. I'm Eric fired a bunch of the employees last year.

Hmm, this "billionaire" family is curiously unable to maintain enough staff to keep one of their main golf courses open for business.
 
2021-02-25 8:32:09 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


What sort of Cleetus Kissincousin MD bullshiat are you talking about?

What kind of highschool dropout conspiracy Q cupcaking fiddle-up-my-ass Choo-Choo are you conducting right now?

This virus was not invented by m night shyamalan.
 
2021-02-25 8:35:44 PM  
Why bomb the fake president's body double?
 
2021-02-25 8:45:46 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?


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2021-02-25 8:47:13 PM  
Welease Woger!
 
2021-02-25 8:50:51 PM  
Okay, I'll admit it, the confederation of Soviet Floridian counties protested by grim reaper Navalny was not on my ouija board.

But it should've been.
 
2021-02-25 8:55:51 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Mrtraveler01: GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach

I don't see any scared kids in that picture.

They don't fear the reaper.

/needs more cowbell.


But is he speaking in SMALL CAPS?

Sorry, I can't change the font size on my tablet.
 
2021-02-25 8:59:51 PM  

Vacation Bible School: [Fark user image image 586x153]
wut?


tldr
 
2021-02-25 9:06:14 PM  

omg bbq: GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?

What sort of Cleetus Kissincousin MD bullshiat are you talking about?

What kind of highschool dropout conspiracy Q cupcaking fiddle-up-my-ass Choo-Choo are you conducting right now?

This virus was not invented by m night shyamalan.


Yeah you guys are the party of science who pays attention to the evidence.

Don't take my word for it.  "One study published in April identified a single case of transmission outdoors, between two Chinese villagers, out of more than 7,000 studies.":

https://www.google.com/amp/s/medicalx​p​ress.com/news/2020-10-coronavirus-rare​-impossible.amp
 
2021-02-25 9:08:11 PM  

taintbaggins: Why bomb the fake president's body double?


Practice?
 
2021-02-25 9:14:10 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: omg bbq: GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?

What sort of Cleetus Kissincousin MD bullshiat are you talking about?

What kind of highschool dropout conspiracy Q cupcaking fiddle-up-my-ass Choo-Choo are you conducting right now?

This virus was not invented by m night shyamalan.

Yeah you guys are the party of science who pays attention to the evidence.

Don't take my word for it.  "One study published in April identified a single case of transmission outdoors, between two Chinese villagers, out of more than 7,000 studies.":

https://www.google.com/amp/s/medicalxp​ress.com/news/2020-10-coronavirus-rare​-impossible.amp


Hey, let go on a roller coaster with lots of shared surfaces near our faces! It's outside!

Wooooooo!
 
2021-02-25 9:15:12 PM  
Ugh, I have to learn to read when I feel angry at bioterrorism.
 
2021-02-25 9:18:16 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: omg bbq: GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?

What sort of Cleetus Kissincousin MD bullshiat are you talking about?

What kind of highschool dropout conspiracy Q cupcaking fiddle-up-my-ass Choo-Choo are you conducting right now?

This virus was not invented by m night shyamalan.

Yeah you guys are the party of science who pays attention to the evidence.

Don't take my word for it.  "One study published in April identified a single case of transmission outdoors, between two Chinese villagers, out of more than 7,000 studies.":

https://www.google.com/amp/s/medicalxp​ress.com/news/2020-10-coronavirus-rare​-impossible.amp


I love when you guys pretend to be science experts and post links that contradict what you guys say.

In an analysis of 25,000 cases, which has not yet been independently reviewed, six percent of cases were linked to environments with an outdoor element, such as sporting events or concerts.

These were enclosed areas where social distancing was not observed, or where people stayed for a while, moving around and talking loudly or singing.


The risk is only reduced as long as you're social distancing and wearing masks outside. If you don't do those two things, you have almost as much risk outside as you do inside.
 
2021-02-25 9:26:33 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Vacation Bible School: [Fark user image 586x153]
wut?

Well, you see...um...uh...nope, can't even.

But if whatever this is results in CPAC getting trolled IRL by a bunch of incels with poorly conceived mustaches, I might care enough to find out.


That is why this makes no sense to me. The Venn diagram of AFPAC white supremacist incels (Groypers) and CPAC attendees is just a circle within a larger circle. The GOP has gone so batshiat crazy over the last 5 years they are literally trolling themselves. This filth IS mainstream conservatism.
 
2021-02-25 9:31:15 PM  
"Traitors" is more accurate, but OK. It's his money.
 
2021-02-25 9:31:16 PM  
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2021-02-25 9:32:39 PM  
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"Insurrectionists"
 
2021-02-25 9:38:12 PM  

Purple_Urkle: GrizzlyPouch: omg bbq: GrizzlyPouch: You mean the weirdo who unnecessarily scared kids at the beach since the virus doesn't spread outside in the sun?

What sort of Cleetus Kissincousin MD bullshiat are you talking about?

What kind of highschool dropout conspiracy Q cupcaking fiddle-up-my-ass Choo-Choo are you conducting right now?

This virus was not invented by m night shyamalan.

Yeah you guys are the party of science who pays attention to the evidence.

Don't take my word for it.  "One study published in April identified a single case of transmission outdoors, between two Chinese villagers, out of more than 7,000 studies.":

https://www.google.com/amp/s/medicalxp​ress.com/news/2020-10-coronavirus-rare​-impossible.amp

Hey, let go on a roller coaster with lots of shared surfaces near our faces! It's outside!

Wooooooo!


Except it doesn't spread on surfaces.  Good job following the science.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d4158​6​-021-00251-4
 
2021-02-25 9:41:22 PM  
Mrtraveler01:

Your reading comprehension skills are lacking. It clearly states concerts and sporting events, enclosed areas where ppl are standing and sitting right next to each other.   So nothing at all like the beach
 
2021-02-25 9:49:01 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: Mrtraveler01:

Your reading comprehension skills are lacking. It clearly states concerts and sporting events, enclosed areas where ppl are standing and sitting right next to each other.   So nothing at all like the beach


Sounds like you haven't been to Miami Beach at Spring Break.

Let's just say it would probably be a good idea to wear a mask in that crowd.
 
2021-02-25 9:50:23 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: Mrtraveler01:

Your reading comprehension skills are lacking. It clearly states concerts and sporting events, enclosed areas where ppl are standing and sitting right next to each other.   So nothing at all like the beach


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I know, right?  What could go wrong?
 
2021-02-25 9:52:58 PM  

ShockDiode: GrizzlyPouch: Mrtraveler01:

Your reading comprehension skills are lacking. It clearly states concerts and sporting events, enclosed areas where ppl are standing and sitting right next to each other.   So nothing at all like the beach

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I know, right?  What could go wrong?


BuT tHeY'rE oUtSiDe!!!
 
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