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2021-02-25 5:12:21 PM  
Insurrection pays dividends.
 
2021-02-25 5:17:58 PM  
What does he need to be on AF1 for anyway?
 
2021-02-25 5:21:26 PM  
heh, everyone hates him
 
2021-02-25 5:37:55 PM  

Mugato: What does he need to be on AF1 for anyway?


Like tfa says, it's customary.
 
2021-02-25 5:57:13 PM  
LOL, yes it's a good idea to always treat Ted Cruz like he has cooties. Because let's be frank, he probably does.
 
2021-02-25 5:57:41 PM  
Why the fark would he think he should get a ride on AF1.

That's a terrorist free zone now, biatch.
 
2021-02-25 5:58:32 PM  
Will Cruz attempt to shut the government down over this snub, like Gingrich did?
 
2021-02-25 5:58:38 PM  
Did he run out of frequent farkhole miles?
 
2021-02-25 5:58:39 PM  
Biden should extend the offer to Ted's wife, though.
 
2021-02-25 5:59:09 PM  
Aw, customary?

Tell it to four years ago, farkholes.
 
2021-02-25 5:59:32 PM  
Stick him on a Executive Aircraft C-37 and fly him through a nice weather front.
 
2021-02-25 6:00:30 PM  

Mugato: What does he need to be on AF1 for anyway?


There was this weird era of civility where the two parties would put aside differences during disasters.
When the president would tour such areas, the local senators would be included.

Not exactly normal anymore, but Biden is oddly traditional that way
 
2021-02-25 6:00:44 PM  
I'm sure they can strap him to the wing.
 
2021-02-25 6:00:47 PM  

WTFDYW: Mugato: What does he need to be on AF1 for anyway?

Like tfa says, it's customary.


It's also customary to quarantine for 14 days after getting off a plane from another country.  Ted's not doing that, so the shiat stain can hitchhike.  Plus, there's that whole supporting a violent insurrection to overturn an election and nullify the Constitution last month so nobody really wants him hanging around.
 
2021-02-25 6:01:36 PM  
Go get your f*cking shinebox and fly coach b*tch.
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2021-02-25 6:02:29 PM  
But the plane isn't going to Cancun.
 
2021-02-25 6:02:45 PM  

Weatherkiss: Biden should extend the offer to Ted's wife, though.


It would be fun to see Beto on the plane.
 
2021-02-25 6:04:26 PM  
Burn.
Legit reason though...
Sorry, pandemic going on. You know.
 
2021-02-25 6:04:35 PM  

Weatherkiss: Biden should extend the offer to Ted's wife, though.


Actually, Biden should say Heidi is barred from AF1 citing the "No Dogs Allowed" policy.

Then he'll have Ted Cruz's full support.
 
2021-02-25 6:04:46 PM  
They'll bring a huge press gallery, but not the senators. Excellent. Republicans should be shunned, for so many reasons, but also because they spread COVID the same way the spread bullshiat.
 
2021-02-25 6:06:29 PM  
Fark Ted. He wanted to dispute Biden's victory, so let Ted be treated like the Pariah. He enjoys it anyways.
 
2021-02-25 6:07:00 PM  
I heard he was actually offered a seat but turned it down when he found out he would not be able to make his connecting flight to Puerto Vallarta.
 
2021-02-25 6:07:07 PM  

WTFDYW: Mugato: What does he need to be on AF1 for anyway?

Like tfa says, it's customary.


As tradition dictates?
 
2021-02-25 6:07:24 PM  

Stopheles: Will Cruz attempt to shut the government down over this snub, like Gingrich did?


There's a name I've not heard in some time......
 
2021-02-25 6:08:16 PM  

Stopheles: Will Cruz attempt to shut the government down over this snub, like Gingrich did?


Wasn't the Newt thing because he didn't get to sit in the area of the plane he wanted?
 
2021-02-25 6:09:53 PM  
F you Ted!
 
2021-02-25 6:10:57 PM  

Pinner: Burn.
Legit reason though...
Sorry, pandemic going on. You know.


And Fled put the icing on the cake himself by arrogantly breaking quarantine.
 
2021-02-25 6:11:52 PM  

gunga galunga: Weatherkiss: Biden should extend the offer to Ted's wife, though.

Actually, Biden should say Heidi is barred from AF1 citing the "No Dogs Allowed" policy.

Then he'll have Ted Cruz's full support.


Nice idea, but he can't really do that - Champ and Major, don'cha know.
 
2021-02-25 6:12:41 PM  
They really missed an opportunity for a "Look, it's clear Cruz has no problems booking air travel" line while talking about it.
 
2021-02-25 6:14:04 PM  

Jesus McSordid: They'll bring a huge press gallery, but not the senators. Excellent. Republicans should be shunned, for so many reasons, but also because they spread COVID the same way the spread bullshiat.


They smear it on the walls?
 
2021-02-25 6:15:46 PM  
Inb4 'divisive' and 'bipartisanship'  get smeared on the walls.
 
2021-02-25 6:17:20 PM  

Ulysses_North: Inb4 'divisive' and 'bipartisanship'  get smeared on the walls.


I mean, poop crayoning those words on Republican senator's offices isn't exactly a bad idea.
 
2021-02-25 6:17:21 PM  

Ulysses_North: Inb4 'divisive' and 'bipartisanship'  get smeared on the walls.


Nothing is more universally accepted than not wanting to spend time with Ted Cruz.
 
2021-02-25 6:17:24 PM  
No, no, nooooo.... Biden missed a damn fine opportunity to take Cruz back to Cancun, where the Secret Service would escort Ted off the plane right after relieving him of his Passport and any other form of ID.

"See ya!"
 
2021-02-25 6:17:48 PM  
Has Cruz even acknowledged that Biden won the election yet? If Biden isn't President, his plane isn't Air Force One, it is merely a nice airplane. So Ted has no reason to expect a ride from a man who, in his view, isn't President.
 
2021-02-25 6:19:38 PM  
Another thing Biden could have done, is ask Ted aboard, and sit him in a special ejection seat.
One down... 42 to go.... or at least until moral improves.
 
2021-02-25 6:21:38 PM  
Biden should probably attempt to meet Cruz halfway on this.  He should let him fly to Texas on AF1, but he has to ride in the cargo hold.  Ted's dog Snowflake, however, could be allowed ride with the other people in the passenger compartment.
 
2021-02-25 6:25:17 PM  
Semi-related threadjack: I wonder whatever happened to the California Democrat threesome lady who was oddly friendly with Ted Cruz?
 
2021-02-25 6:25:32 PM  

special20: nother thing Biden could have done, is ask Ted aboard, and sit him in a special ejection seat.
One down... 42 to go.... or at least until moral improves.


Right. Or offer to "drop him off" on the way.
 
2021-02-25 6:26:32 PM  

Rattlehead: I'm sure they can strap him to the wing.


"There's something on the wing of the plane! Some....thing!"

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2021-02-25 6:27:44 PM  
He has a thumb, doesn't he? Hitchhike you P.O.S. excuse for a leader!

/why yes, I do think he reads Fark.
 
2021-02-25 6:29:18 PM  

special20: Another thing Biden could have done, is ask Ted aboard, and sit him in a special ejection seat.
One down... 42 to go.... or at least until moral improves.


fark that.  Have some fun.  30 minutes after AF1 takes off, everybody jumps up and starts LARPing the movie Air Force One.  Lotsa screaming and the sounds of gunfire.  They hustle Ted into the cargo area, open the big cargo doors and chuck him out the back to safety.  Then Jill remembers the parachute and throws it out, too.
 
2021-02-25 6:29:29 PM  

Mugato: Rattlehead: I'm sure they can strap him to the wing.

"There's something on the wing of the plane! Some....thing!"

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One of my favorite episodes.
 
2021-02-25 6:29:37 PM  

Rattlehead: I'm sure they can strap him to the wing.


If it was Romney they could put him in a cage on the top.
 
2021-02-25 6:31:34 PM  
Also, a hearty LOL at 'not enough room' on a freaking 747
 
2021-02-25 6:32:10 PM  

Aquapope: WTFDYW: Mugato: What does he need to be on AF1 for anyway?

Like tfa says, it's customary.

It's also customary to quarantine for 14 days after getting off a plane from another country.  Ted's not doing that, so the shiat stain can hitchhike.  Plus, there's that whole supporting a violent insurrection to overturn an election and nullify the Constitution last month so nobody really wants him hanging around.


Yep.
 
2021-02-25 6:32:14 PM  
This is how Gingrich got started you know...

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2021-02-25 6:38:08 PM  

UltimaCS: Semi-related threadjack: I wonder whatever happened to the California Democrat threesome lady who was oddly friendly with Ted Cruz?


I believe she retired after some news about one of the members of her thruple being one of her subordinates, or some related allegation of impropriety.
 
2021-02-25 6:43:54 PM  
Treasonweasel Teddy is a possible plague rat.  Damn straight he shouldn't fly will Joe and Dr. Jill!
 
2021-02-25 6:45:04 PM  

Speaks: This is how Gingrich got started you know...

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What, Teddy can get even more treasonous?
 
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