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2021-02-25 12:56:59 PM  
Do I still have to mask my penis after I get vaccinated?
 
2021-02-25 1:08:56 PM  
Once the vaccination rate gets high enough for people to get out socialize again, I'm pretty sure the VD rate is going to explode like that anyway.  It'll be what standup comedians in the 1990s said would happen if they cured HIV.  Bring a poncho and be mindful of the splash zones.
 
2021-02-25 1:59:55 PM  
I'm losing my virginity on Thursday.
 
2021-02-25 1:59:59 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Do I still have to mask my penis after I get vaccinated?


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This happens,True story
 
2021-02-25 2:01:28 PM  
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I gotta stop contacting VD.......Valentine's Day etc......
 
2021-02-25 2:02:29 PM  
With the elderly getting vaccinated first, you know the retirement homes are going to be turning into wall-to-wall fark fests. STIs are going to spread like wildfire among the geriatric crowd.
 
2021-02-25 2:02:33 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Do I still have to mask my penis after I get vaccinated?


Depends if you can keep your hands off you step-sister, step-mother, step-MILF, step-sheep.
 
2021-02-25 2:03:00 PM  
Vaccine rates are so great only because Donald J. Trump, super genius disease expert and Your Favorite President, created such a fantastic foundation for Sleepy Joe to build on.
 
2021-02-25 2:03:36 PM  

Mad_Radhu: With the elderly getting vaccinated first, you know the retirement homes are going to be turning into wall-to-wall fark fests. STIs are going to spread like wildfire among the geriatric crowd.


What do you think is happening now? The ones that can already fark like bunnies
 
2021-02-25 2:05:01 PM  
You just scared the sh*t out of me subby.
 
2021-02-25 2:05:21 PM  
My parents are fully vaccinated as of 2 weeks ago, and they live here.
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I hope they're careful.  My dad has a bad back.  He doesn't need that kind of action.
 
2021-02-25 2:05:22 PM  
My dad gets his first shot next Monday, which means my entire immediate family - two sisters, my parents, and my grandparents - will be completely vaccinated by the end of March. Nice to have a family of teachers and health care workers (my dad's just old).

It's a pretty big weight of my shoulders for sure.
 
2021-02-25 2:07:06 PM  
From the same publication that was incorrectly optimistic about a President Bloomberg.
 
2021-02-25 2:09:43 PM  

Mad_Radhu: With the elderly getting vaccinated first, you know the retirement homes are going to be turning into wall-to-wall fark fests. STIs are going to spread like wildfire among the geriatric crowd.


Go on...
 
2021-02-25 2:12:22 PM  
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2021-02-25 2:12:50 PM  
Mrs. and I get our first shot tomorrow.  Yay for being classified 'caregiver' thanks to special needs adoption.
 
2021-02-25 2:12:57 PM  
The other VD to shoot up a few weeks later.
 
2021-02-25 2:13:55 PM  
Great, it'd be nice to get one before farking June.  Should've spent the last few years smoking, drinking and gaining weight I guess.
 
2021-02-25 2:14:59 PM  

Walker: You just scared the sh*t out of me subby.


You were with subby's mom ?
 
2021-02-25 2:15:36 PM  
An Irish girl comes home from college, and she says, " Mother, I've got me a case of VD." Her mother says, " Put it in the cellar, your old man'll drink anything."
 
2021-02-25 2:15:50 PM  
Peak vaccine distribution will probably occur in May

But I probably can't get a vaccine until the end of July....so maybe don't peak in May?

/I'm the last in line
//like Ronnie James Dio
///RIP
 
2021-02-25 2:16:42 PM  
I suppose we should ... clap?
 
2021-02-25 2:16:57 PM  
I'm getting #2 of the Pfizer on Monday. I feel guilty because I'm really not high risk but to my knowledge, I couldn't  send someone in my place. I was initially leery of the vaccine because I was still choking on trumpstench. I've since reconsidered and consider myself lucky. My husband won't get it. He has his reasons I don't agree with. Hopefully neither of us get it. We have too many things to do to get sick.
 
2021-02-25 2:18:10 PM  

Rapmaster2000: My parents are fully vaccinated as of 2 weeks ago, and they live here.
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I hope they're careful.  My dad has a bad back.  He doesn't need that kind of action.


COVID is the least of your worries there.

If you know what I mean...
 
2021-02-25 2:18:59 PM  

farkregurgitator: Great, it'd be nice to get one before farking June.

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2021-02-25 2:21:20 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I'm losing my virginity on Thursday.


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2021-02-25 2:23:31 PM  

foo monkey: Mad_Radhu: With the elderly getting vaccinated first, you know the retirement homes are going to be turning into wall-to-wall fark fests. STIs are going to spread like wildfire among the geriatric crowd.

Go on...


Lemon Parties, Lime Parties, Limon Parties. It's going to be crazy.
 
2021-02-25 2:23:54 PM  
Great, I'll cancel my order for the fake driver's license that says I'm 65 year old.
 
2021-02-25 2:27:32 PM  

farkregurgitator: Great, it'd be nice to get one before farking June.  Should've spent the last few years smoking, drinking and gaining weight I guess.


Hopefully people will see how taking care of yourself makes a difference in fighting these kind of things.  Who am I kidding?  That's never going to happen, and everyone else will have to suffer because of peoples shiatty lifestyles.
 
2021-02-25 2:33:00 PM  

Jeebus Saves: farkregurgitator: Great, it'd be nice to get one before farking June.  Should've spent the last few years smoking, drinking and gaining weight I guess.

Hopefully people will see how taking care of yourself makes a difference in fighting these kind of things.  Who am I kidding?  That's never going to happen, and everyone else will have to suffer because of peoples shiatty lifestyles.


Well I see that we have come to the "blame the addicts and fat people" portion of this pandemic. Lovely.
 
2021-02-25 2:39:52 PM  
So, maybe I'll get mine before July.

/Only 68
//Live in Oregon
///They haven't even finished the healthcare folks.
 
2021-02-25 2:40:58 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Rapmaster2000: My parents are fully vaccinated as of 2 weeks ago, and they live here.
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I hope they're careful.  My dad has a bad back.  He doesn't need that kind of action.

COVID is the least of your worries there.

If you know what I mean...


They've already dealt with heart attacks and cancer.  At this point, those are the least of their worries.
 
2021-02-25 2:41:45 PM  

Owangotang: Jeebus Saves: farkregurgitator: Great, it'd be nice to get one before farking June.  Should've spent the last few years smoking, drinking and gaining weight I guess.

Hopefully people will see how taking care of yourself makes a difference in fighting these kind of things.  Who am I kidding?  That's never going to happen, and everyone else will have to suffer because of peoples shiatty lifestyles.

Well I see that we have come to the "blame the addicts and fat people" portion of this pandemic. Lovely.


You sound fat.
 
2021-02-25 2:53:44 PM  
Does this mean Subby's mom is available for comment?
 
2021-02-25 2:59:35 PM  

natazha: So, maybe I'll get mine before July.

/Only 68
//Live in Oregon
///They haven't even finished the healthcare folks.


My parents were just able to schedule theirs and are getting the first shots next week. At 74, they're a bit older than you but hopefully the pace of vaccination will pick up so more age groups can get theirs.

/they're also in Oregon
//I'm only 41 & not in healthcare or anything so I've got awhile to wait
 
2021-02-25 3:06:11 PM  
The sooner they can whittle down that pile of people ahead of me in line, the better.
 
2021-02-25 3:16:28 PM  

farkregurgitator: Great, it'd be nice to get one before farking June.  Should've spent the last few years smoking, drinking and gaining weight I guess.


Rough on the Beaver
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2021-02-25 3:18:07 PM  

freetomato: I'm getting #2 of the Pfizer on Monday. I feel guilty because I'm really not high risk but to my knowledge, I couldn't  send someone in my place. I was initially leery of the vaccine because I was still choking on trumpstench. I've since reconsidered and consider myself lucky. My husband won't get it. He has his reasons I don't agree with. Hopefully neither of us get it. We have too many things to do to get sick.


DTMFA
 
2021-02-25 3:23:07 PM  
Has anyone been paying attention to if we're on track for that 100 million vaccinated in the first 100 days of the Biden Administration?

/Lemmie think here...100 days is roughly the end of April.
 
2021-02-25 3:26:18 PM  

natazha: So, maybe I'll get mine before July.

/Only 68
//Live in Oregon
///They haven't even finished the healthcare folks.


I live in NC. My dad turned 65 just last fall and IIRC just got his second shot. State is now moving on to the next phase, which means my fiancée gets her's today because she works in a school with younger kids going to it.
 
2021-02-25 3:28:57 PM  
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2021-02-25 3:29:04 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Do I still have to mask my penis after I get vaccinated?


Did you get the injection in your penis?
 
2021-02-25 3:29:09 PM  

Fireproof: Has anyone been paying attention to if we're on track for that 100 million vaccinated in the first 100 days of the Biden Administration?

/Lemmie think here...100 days is roughly the end of April.


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35 days in. 50 million done. Only getting faster. Looking to blow past target.
 
2021-02-25 3:30:24 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Fireproof: Has anyone been paying attention to if we're on track for that 100 million vaccinated in the first 100 days of the Biden Administration?

/Lemmie think here...100 days is roughly the end of April.

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35 days in. 50 million done. Only getting faster. Looking to blow past target.


Nice!
 
2021-02-25 3:37:31 PM  
Excuse me as I respond with a hefty eye roll and a muttered, "Sure. Right. Uh-huh."

Our county just announced that the plan to start vaccinating teachers next Monday is going to be pushed back for at least two weeks because they only got 12% of what they requested.

At this point I'll be surprised if I get vaccinated in this calendar year.

/Yes, I'm bitter as FARK right now.
 
2021-02-25 3:38:50 PM  

natazha: So, maybe I'll get mine before July.

/Only 68
//Live in Oregon
///They haven't even finished the healthcare folks.


You're in Phase 1B Group 5, and become eligible on Monday.
 
2021-02-25 3:43:38 PM  
FedEx has made vaccine distribution a priority and employees have taken it personally

No wonder the rest of us are having trouble getting any.
 
2021-02-25 3:46:49 PM  
Got my second Pfizer vax today. I'll let you all know if there are any side eff
 
2021-02-25 3:52:07 PM  

Fireproof: Has anyone been paying attention to if we're on track for that 100 million vaccinated in the first 100 days of the Biden Administration?

/Lemmie think here...100 days is roughly the end of April.


Easily. That's kind of a gimme target.
 
2021-02-25 4:23:38 PM  

valenumr: Fireproof: Has anyone been paying attention to if we're on track for that 100 million vaccinated in the first 100 days of the Biden Administration?

/Lemmie think here...100 days is roughly the end of April.

Easily. That's kind of a gimme target.


Probably why he upped the target to 150 million a month ago https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/whit​e​-house/biden-ups-vaccine-goal-1-5-mill​ion-shots-day-says-n1255597
 
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