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(Onion AV Club)   ♩ I used to be scared, denying who I was ♫ Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs ♫ Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers ♫ I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours ♩   ( divider line
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1592 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Feb 2021 at 3:35 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-02-25 3:51:43 PM  
14 votes:
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My name is Luca.
I live on the second floor.
I live upstairs from you
Yah, I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
If you know what's good for you.
You didn't see nothin.
2021-02-25 4:05:08 PM  
7 votes:
I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay, pal?"
2021-02-25 6:39:27 PM  
4 votes:
Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
Youtube 6l1GvDWtccI
2021-02-25 3:50:38 PM  
4 votes:
Do you eat fish sticks?
2021-02-25 7:18:25 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-02-25 5:49:24 PM  
2 votes:
And I killed Sparky too.
2021-02-25 3:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance (Official Music Video)
Youtube dDj7DuHVV9E
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