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(Anchorage Daily News)   Juneau which Governor just tested positive for COVID? No, but Alaska   (adn.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Vaccine, organization's executive director, Vaccination, close contact, COVID-19 vaccination, first tier of vaccinations, annual Alaska Outdoor Council banquet, governor's office  
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1292 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Feb 2021 at 11:37 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-02-24 6:37:12 PM  
 
2021-02-24 6:51:46 PM  

skyotter: No idea how that could happen, what a riddle this is.



Palin' around with the wrong crowd.
 
2021-02-24 7:31:09 PM  

skyotter: No idea how that could happen, what a riddle this is.


Yukon get pretty sick that way.
 
2021-02-24 8:49:14 PM  
Should have stayed anchored down in Anchorage.
 
2021-02-24 11:27:52 PM  
I just wish more of these anti mask republicans flouting the rules would die of it. surviving makes their point it is no big deal while half a million people have died.
know that sounds dickish but the whole 'it is just like the flu' argument is killing people daily.
 
2021-02-24 11:40:11 PM  
I wish that I could amplify how amazing this headline is.  Subby you magnificent bastard.  Bravo.
 
2021-02-24 11:40:26 PM  
He shoulda Nome better.
 
2021-02-24 11:41:14 PM  

duppy: skyotter: No idea how that could happen, what a riddle this is.

Yukon get pretty sick that way.


You betcha!
 
2021-02-24 11:42:28 PM  

duppy: skyotter: No idea how that could happen, what a riddle this is.

Yukon get pretty sick that way.


I'll have Nunavut thank you very much!
 
2021-02-24 11:42:58 PM  

quatchi: He shoulda Nome better.


he's living in denali
 
2021-02-24 11:46:17 PM  
You're all terrible. I love you
 
2021-02-24 11:47:16 PM  
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck
 
2021-02-24 11:48:20 PM  

DocUi: I wish that I could amplify how amazing this headline is.  Subby you magnificent bastard.  Bravo.


This. Really top notch work
 
2021-02-24 11:49:16 PM  
Wow.

Can we end the headline contests now?

I mean we are done now, right?
 
2021-02-24 11:53:40 PM  
HOTY candidate.
 
2021-02-24 11:55:19 PM  
You guys are really beating these Alaska puns like a Deadhorse.
 
2021-02-24 11:55:51 PM  
Close. It should be, "....Idaho, but Alaska."
 
2021-02-24 11:57:10 PM  
Me to Dunleavy: Dude, you gotta change your pandemic response, or even you can catch it.

Dunleavy: Ketch? I kan!

/obscure
 
2021-02-24 11:59:07 PM  

Kirkenhegelstein: Me to Dunleavy: Dude, you gotta change your pandemic response, or even you can catch it.

Dunleavy: Ketch? I kan!

/obscure


You do know this is fark right?
 
2021-02-25 12:00:54 AM  
Anchorage! Stay strong!
 
2021-02-25 12:10:05 AM  

salvador.hardin: Wow.

Can we end the headline contests now?

I mean we are done now, right?


subby has a kenai
 
2021-02-25 12:18:48 AM  
Dunleavy's office previously said he had come in close contact with a COVID-positive person on Saturday and would quarantine at home as a precaution.
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Dunleavy attended the annual Alaska Outdoor Council banquet in person Saturday in Palmer. The organization's executive director, Caleb Martin, said he contacted the governor's office and was told that the close contact did not take place during the event. He said he is unaware of anyone contracting COVID-19 because of their attendance.

He is lying. He didn't get it Saturday. It takes, what? Two weeks to incubate?

/they NEVER tell the truth
 
2021-02-25 12:36:04 AM  
Every one of you punny bastards:
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2021-02-25 12:39:28 AM  
This headline is a flawless victory.
 
2021-02-25 12:40:58 AM  
He wanted Tatitlek, but she told him Tuluksak.
 
2021-02-25 12:41:47 AM  
Subby really hot a Homerun.
 
2021-02-25 12:47:59 AM  
That is a clever headline.
 
gcc [TotalFark]
2021-02-25 1:36:35 AM  
Kenai guess it's a republican?
 
2021-02-25 1:50:30 AM  

chucknasty: I just wish more of these anti mask republicans flouting the rules would die of it. surviving makes their point it is no big deal while half a million people have died.
know that sounds dickish but the whole 'it is just like the flu' argument is killing people daily.


They won't die, but their followers are dying.  It turns out having for-profit healthcare benefits politicians quite well.
 
2021-02-25 1:52:39 AM  

saturn badger: Dunleavy's office previously said he had come in close contact with a COVID-positive person on Saturday and would quarantine at home as a precaution.
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Dunleavy attended the annual Alaska Outdoor Council banquet in person Saturday in Palmer. The organization's executive director, Caleb Martin, said he contacted the governor's office and was told that the close contact did not take place during the event. He said he is unaware of anyone contracting COVID-19 because of their attendance.

He is lying. He didn't get it Saturday. It takes, what? Two weeks to incubate?

/they NEVER tell the truth


"On average, symptoms showed up in the newly infected person about 5 days after contact."
 
2021-02-25 2:04:30 AM  

DocUi: duppy: skyotter: No idea how that could happen, what a riddle this is.

Yukon get pretty sick that way.

I'll have Nunavut thank you very much!


(Devastatingly clever pun using the Northwest Territories)
 
2021-02-25 2:18:49 AM  
I don't get it
 
2021-02-25 6:39:37 AM  
Double Pun HOTY candidate.
 
2021-02-25 8:39:35 AM  
Excellent headline, submitter.
 
2021-02-25 3:00:38 PM  

saturn badger: Dunleavy's office previously said he had come in close contact with a COVID-positive person on Saturday and would quarantine at home as a precaution.
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Dunleavy attended the annual Alaska Outdoor Council banquet in person Saturday in Palmer. The organization's executive director, Caleb Martin, said he contacted the governor's office and was told that the close contact did not take place during the event. He said he is unaware of anyone contracting COVID-19 because of their attendance.

He is lying. He didn't get it Saturday. It takes, what? Two weeks to incubate?

/they NEVER tell the truth



They've also closed down the house today because a member tested positive. Wonder if they went to the banquet on Saturday too.
 
2021-02-25 4:14:57 PM  
Ah more word puns.
 
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