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2021-02-24 5:37:12 PM  
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2021-02-24 5:39:28 PM  
I'm sure Dejoy's shiatty attitude today didn't have anything to do with this...
 
2021-02-24 5:41:33 PM  
It doesn't remove the existing BoG, but it's a first step.
 
2021-02-24 5:45:28 PM  
"Serve all communities?" Well, that's just the most un-American thing I've seen all day.
 
2021-02-24 5:49:32 PM  
Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.
 
2021-02-24 5:50:05 PM  
FTA:  "On-time delivery of first-class mail dropped below 64% in December versus 92% at the beginning of 2020, according to Postal Service data."

And here I thought farking with the mail was a federal offense?
 
2021-02-24 5:50:16 PM  
First order of business, fold, spindle, and mutilate DeJerk.
 
2021-02-24 5:52:52 PM  
'Bout. Damn. Time.
 
2021-02-24 5:54:12 PM  
DeJoy needs to voluntarily jump head first off of the high diving board into a pool filled with woodchipers.
 
2021-02-24 6:02:56 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.


I think the world would be better served if, through some bureaucratic snafu, maybe all those "poop in a box and mail it" samples could end up on his doorstep for a year or so...
 
2021-02-24 6:05:44 PM  
*upon further consideration...

If you're already at the point where you're pooping in a box and shipping it off, MAYBE your test results shouldn't be delayed...

We need a reliable source of expendable poop... then we can just fill the boxes and ship them bulk rate.
 
2021-02-24 6:07:18 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.

I think the world would be better served if, through some bureaucratic snafu, maybe all those "poop in a box and mail it" samples could end up on his doorstep for a year or so...


I mailed some of my poop just today.

It's okay though.  My doctor asked me to.  Weird though, as she's a podiatrist.
 
2021-02-24 6:15:33 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: 'Bout. Damn. Time.


Biden's been president a month
 
2021-02-24 6:21:21 PM  
The USPS board used  two separate search firms in its methodical approach to choose a new  PMG. DeJoy former CEO of XPO  that held several Postal Service contracts, was not on either firm's list. Dejoy didn't even go thru a background check.
 
2021-02-24 6:22:31 PM  
No, we won't get used to you.

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2021-02-24 6:23:11 PM  
Go Joe!
 
2021-02-24 6:27:11 PM  

GardenWeasel: It doesn't remove the existing BoG, but it's a first step.


How about we dig up dirt on the Trump appointees and remove them for cause?
 
2021-02-24 6:29:27 PM  

NateAsbestos: Benevolent Misanthrope: 'Bout. Damn. Time.

Biden's been president a month


True dat.  I lose track sometimes.
 
2021-02-24 6:44:12 PM  

make me some tea: No, we won't get used to you.

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The anus faced shiatwizard that sold his base the deep state lie has embedded his goons like ticks.
 
2021-02-24 7:49:58 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Monty_Zoncolan: Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.

I think the world would be better served if, through some bureaucratic snafu, maybe all those "poop in a box and mail it" samples could end up on his doorstep for a year or so...

I mailed some of my poop just today.

It's okay though.  My doctor asked me to.  Weird though, as she's a podiatrist.


Did you step in it?
 
2021-02-24 8:11:02 PM  

NewportBarGuy: GardenWeasel: It doesn't remove the existing BoG, but it's a first step.

How about we dig up dirt on the Trump appointees and remove them for cause?


It's coming. Need to have new bodies in place before removing the old.
 
2021-02-24 8:15:05 PM  

GardenWeasel: NewportBarGuy: GardenWeasel: It doesn't remove the existing BoG, but it's a first step.

How about we dig up dirt on the Trump appointees and remove them for cause?

It's coming. Need to have new bodies in place before removing the old.


Really looking forward to having a confirmed AG Garland. New US attorneys will be better as well.
 
2021-02-24 9:03:39 PM  
Get him.

Then prosecute him.
 
2021-02-24 9:05:49 PM  
Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?
 
2021-02-24 9:06:24 PM  

GardenWeasel: It doesn't remove the existing BoG, but it's a first step.


If I'm not mistaken, a couple of the BoG members terms are up in 2022 and the current noms plus whomever replaces the outgoing members next year should be enough to shiatcan DeJoy.
 
2021-02-24 9:08:00 PM  

Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?



The Board of Governors appoints the PMG.  The President appoints the BoG but can't remove members without cause so POTUS has to wait until there's a vacancy.
 
2021-02-24 9:08:53 PM  

Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?


the position was designed in such a way that the PMG cannot be removed for purely partisan political purposes, which Biden is trying to do.
 
2021-02-24 9:14:38 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Monty_Zoncolan: Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.

I think the world would be better served if, through some bureaucratic snafu, maybe all those "poop in a box and mail it" samples could end up on his doorstep for a year or so...

I mailed some of my poop just today.

It's okay though.  My doctor asked me to.  Weird though, as she's a podiatrist.


I read this with the cadence from the song made famous by Johnny Cash (later covered by Nine Inch Nails), Hurt
I...mailed my poop today

/yes I know who sang it first, some people at the time didnt
 
2021-02-24 9:14:47 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.


The irony would be after all of DeJoy's attempts to screw with the mail, the package would arrive before the manifesto to the newspapers.
 
2021-02-24 9:15:53 PM  

snowshovel: Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?

the position was designed in such a way that the PMG cannot be removed for purely partisan political purposes, which Biden is trying to do.


I know you're technically a satirical account, but trying to make 'a functioning postal service' a partisan hackjob is farking hilarious, even for you.
 
2021-02-24 9:16:03 PM  
I'm going to enjoy seeing this guy fired.
 
2021-02-24 9:17:52 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: *upon further consideration...

If you're already at the point where you're pooping in a box and shipping it off, MAYBE your test results shouldn't be delayed...

We need a reliable source of expendable poop... then we can just fill the boxes and ship them bulk rate.


My residents bedside commode has some nice C.diff spores to spare.
 
2021-02-24 9:18:00 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: *upon further consideration...

If you're already at the point where you're pooping in a box and shipping it off, MAYBE your test results shouldn't be delayed...

We need a reliable source of expendable poop... then we can just fill the boxes and ship them bulk rate.


The receiving department of companies that handle these has to be one of the worst jobs.
 
2021-02-24 9:18:16 PM  

snowshovel: Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?

the position was designed in such a way that the PMG cannot be removed for purely partisan political purposes, which Biden is trying to do.


Uh, username should be snowjob maybe?

DeTurd is running the post office into the ground. He was appointed for partisan political purposes, but removing someone who either sucks at his job or is actively sabotaging the post office is quite distinct from removing for partisan political purposes.
 
2021-02-24 9:19:12 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.


In Minecraft
 
2021-02-24 9:19:30 PM  

NateAsbestos: Benevolent Misanthrope: 'Bout. Damn. Time.

Biden's been president a month


But everything isn't fixed!
 
2021-02-24 9:20:16 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: *upon further consideration...

If you're already at the point where you're pooping in a box and shipping it off, MAYBE your test results shouldn't be delayed...

We need a reliable source of expendable poop... then we can just fill the boxes and ship them bulk rate.


Sorry, my poops for the year are for Limbaugh's grave.
 
2021-02-24 9:20:44 PM  

snowshovel: Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?

the position was designed in such a way that the PMG cannot be removed for purely partisan political purposes, which Biden is trying to do.


Welcome to America, where being incompetent and degrading service metrics is a non-partisan political stance

/Welcome to America where a vested interest in the USPS' competitors isn't a conflict of interest
/or is it Welcome to America where a conflict of interest isn't cause for getting rid of someone?
 
2021-02-24 9:20:50 PM  
omg the hero tag means nothing now

/doing what should've been done 3 weeks ago is heroic, ok
//for my next trick, i will heroically feed my cat after i wake up at 11 in the morning
 
2021-02-24 9:21:36 PM  
Is there a case for removing the board members if they'd don't shiatcan DeJoy? Even ignoring the incendiary electoral sabotage, he is absolutely terrible at doing what he's supposed to do.
 
2021-02-24 9:22:45 PM  

Chris Crude: Jack Sabbath: Monty_Zoncolan: Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.

I think the world would be better served if, through some bureaucratic snafu, maybe all those "poop in a box and mail it" samples could end up on his doorstep for a year or so...

I mailed some of my poop just today.

It's okay though.  My doctor asked me to.  Weird though, as she's a podiatrist.

I read this with the cadence from the song made famous by Johnny Cash (later covered by Nine Inch Nails), Hurt
I...mailed my poop today

/yes I know who sang it first, some people at the time didnt


Sometimes pooping hurts.
 
2021-02-24 9:24:59 PM  

Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?


Because the President didn't officially appoint him. The PO Board of Governors did. Trump's goons there picked Dejoy on Trump's instructions, but not officially. The Postmaster General is supposed to be non-partisan, so the mostly bipartisan Board picks him. Trump and McConnell corrupted the Board by not letting Obama appoint the Board and then Trump picking only partisan hacks loyal to him. Once Biden's picks are in they can fire that farker.
 
2021-02-24 9:24:59 PM  
It's nice to have a President who doesn't feel people.
 
2021-02-24 9:26:11 PM  

quiotu: snowshovel: Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?

the position was designed in such a way that the PMG cannot be removed for purely partisan political purposes, which Biden is trying to do.

I know you're technically a satirical account, but trying to make 'a functioning postal service' a partisan hackjob is farking hilarious, even for you.


That ain't snow he's shoveling.
 
2021-02-24 9:26:26 PM  

snowshovel: Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?

the position was designed in such a way that the PMG cannot be removed for purely partisan political purposes, which Biden is trying to do.


You think postal service performance has improved or at least remained the same?
 
2021-02-24 9:27:10 PM  

make me some tea: No, we won't get used to you.

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Arrogant motherscratcher. I hope he's charged criminally for something.
 
2021-02-24 9:27:41 PM  

dsmith42: Graffito: Why can't Biden replace DeJoy?

Because the President didn't officially appoint him. The PO Board of Governors did. Trump's goons there picked Dejoy on Trump's instructions, but not officially. The Postmaster General is supposed to be non-partisan, so the mostly bipartisan Board picks him. Trump and McConnell corrupted the Board by not letting Obama appoint the Board and then Trump picking only partisan hacks loyal to him. Once Biden's picks are in they can fire that farker.


Yet another American institution burning-and-listing-starboard because of the GQPer obsession with corrupting absolutely *everything* with partisan politics.
 
2021-02-24 9:27:44 PM  
Sorry if it's already been mentioned but this gives me hope he will nominate a few USSC Justices
 
2021-02-24 9:28:10 PM  
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DeJoy is the kinda jagoff that thinks he's in charge......just doesn't he's on the wrong side of the exchange
 
2021-02-24 9:28:10 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Monty_Zoncolan: Jack Sabbath: Not that I would want anything to happen like this, and I am not advocating for it in any way, but it sure would be ironic if someone sent DeJoy a Kaczynski package in the U.S. Post.

It would be one of those poetic things that only happen in movies, and SHOULD only happen in movies.

Just to be clear.

I think the world would be better served if, through some bureaucratic snafu, maybe all those "poop in a box and mail it" samples could end up on his doorstep for a year or so...

I mailed some of my poop just today.

It's okay though.  My doctor asked me to.  Weird though, as she's a podiatrist.


Boy, you really stepped in it this time!
 
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