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2021-02-24 10:22:40 PM  

TBC: Chatted with a friend who works at Duluth Trading Company. I just put in a big ol' order during their Clearance sale, and I wanna make sure she's there when I go pick it up because I'm bringing her cat butt colouring books. She's given me her schedule for the rest of the week, and I've made arrangements to head down there on Friday. (I sense that she's going to find some sneaky way to give me a discount, though I have not requested such a thing. DTC clothing is expensive, though, so I won't complain.)


I looooooove their longtail shirts and shiftless crewneck sweaters.  I find them to be well-made; I buy them when they're on sale and get a ton of use out of them.
 
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2021-02-24 10:29:04 PM  

Dallymo: TBC: Chatted with a friend who works at Duluth Trading Company. I just put in a big ol' order during their Clearance sale, and I wanna make sure she's there when I go pick it up because I'm bringing her cat butt colouring books. She's given me her schedule for the rest of the week, and I've made arrangements to head down there on Friday. (I sense that she's going to find some sneaky way to give me a discount, though I have not requested such a thing. DTC clothing is expensive, though, so I won't complain.)

I looooooove their longtail shirts and shiftless crewneck sweaters.  I find them to be well-made; I buy them when they're on sale and get a ton of use out of them.


They're still having Clearance sales. Adding more stuff every day, from what I understand. Sizes and ciolours, however, are limited.
 
2021-02-24 10:39:57 PM  
Cornelis de Gyselaer:

I didn't have the auto pull-down on the Deville just the Eldorado
But what the Deville had was an auto release parking brake which made for easy bootlegger turns


We had a more recent Deville with auto trunk pull-down. Any time someone else closed the trunk, I shouted "Don't slam the ..." <wham!> So the mechanism got broken regularly.

Rain-sense wipers? Now that's living!

(Look, Martha, the bells and whistles have their own bells and whistles!)
 
2021-02-24 10:41:45 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Auntie Cheesus: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Do women really give each other advice about bras?

I'm a guy, and I don't think male undergarments have ever come up in conversation with another guy.  Except perhaps in reference to atomic wedgies as kids.

Oh, Hell yes.  Bra engineering is a big subject when ladies get together, especially among well-endowed women.  Proper cup fit, proper width shoulder straps and finding the right fit is a problem for many women.

I don't know how you ladies walk around with those things.

At least our hardware shrinks when not being used.


A well endowed friend sent this to me.

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2021-02-24 10:58:31 PM  

JustSurfin: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Auntie Cheesus: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Do women really give each other advice about bras?

I'm a guy, and I don't think male undergarments have ever come up in conversation with another guy.  Except perhaps in reference to atomic wedgies as kids.

Oh, Hell yes.  Bra engineering is a big subject when ladies get together, especially among well-endowed women.  Proper cup fit, proper width shoulder straps and finding the right fit is a problem for many women.

I don't know how you ladies walk around with those things.

At least our hardware shrinks when not being used.

A well endowed friend sent this to me.

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I have not been with a lot of women.
They seemed more comfortable without a bra and a tee shirt to sleep in. They were very sexy.
 
2021-02-24 11:34:50 PM  
Live view from the house:
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2021-02-24 11:39:57 PM  
 
2021-02-24 11:43:20 PM  
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2021-02-24 11:46:02 PM  
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2021-02-24 11:55:02 PM  
Report concludes Saudi crowd Prince approved killing of Khashoggi, according to NBC News.
 
2021-02-25 12:04:23 AM  

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So the deer he thought he hit had trouble reading.
 
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2021-02-25 12:25:55 AM  

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That Marjarine person is an asshole and needs to go away. Far far away.
 
2021-02-25 12:34:23 AM  
momma putted sumpin on da teebee an i mite hafta try to geddit.

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2021-02-25 12:54:16 AM  
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/24/us/man​a​tee-county-covid-vaccine-investigation​-trnd/index.html

A Florida sheriff's office is investigating whether a Manatee County official broke the law when she organized a Covid-19 vaccine drive limited to two of the county's most affluent ZIP codes.
 
2021-02-25 1:38:40 AM  
Supertramp - Take The Long Way Home (BEST QUALITY SOUND)
Youtube LPRrHyXchEY
 
2021-02-25 2:11:12 AM  

JustSurfin: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Auntie Cheesus: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Do women really give each other advice about bras?

I'm a guy, and I don't think male undergarments have ever come up in conversation with another guy.  Except perhaps in reference to atomic wedgies as kids.

Oh, Hell yes.  Bra engineering is a big subject when ladies get together, especially among well-endowed women.  Proper cup fit, proper width shoulder straps and finding the right fit is a problem for many women.

I don't know how you ladies walk around with those things.

At least our hardware shrinks when not being used.

A well endowed friend sent this to me.

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Had an ex-sweetie who would channel Martin Luther King Jr. at the end of the day when she unholstered...

"Free at last, free at last, good God almighty, I'm free at last!"

Also,

Tones On Tail - Twist (Extended Version)
Youtube IEn6rl8m_rA
 
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2021-02-25 3:49:42 AM  
Okay, so I started watching The Alienist tonight.

I know that Caleb Carr was a consulting producer on this show, but I'm still pissed at it.

I've read the book a number of times and am just now listening to it on Audible, so I guess I am a bit biased, but yeah. Still pissed. Pissed at the televised relationship between Roosevelt and Kreizler/Moore, pissed at Moore needing to frequent whores just to make things look spicy for freakin' TNT. Etc. Yeah, some of this is pissing me off righteously.

I should know better than to hold a show to the standards of the book by this point, but still.
 
2021-02-25 3:51:30 AM  
Armenian PM denounces coup attempt after armed forces demand his resignation - Reuters
 
2021-02-25 5:55:14 AM  
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2021-02-25 7:48:20 AM  

real_headhoncho: I think Rach is having a hard time to grasp the situation Biden and the Dems were handed.  A lot of people NEED to go to jail.  Not to mention the operation of the government was hamstrung to the point where it was nearly overthrown.  Bit of a clean up still needs to be done.

Basically this is the nightmare situation where Democracy can and will end if you don't do things right, and it is going to take some time.  So chill.  Have a margarita, Rach.


Less than two years...
 
2021-02-25 7:58:55 AM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/24/us/man​a​tee-county-covid-vaccine-investigation​-trnd/index.html

A Florida sheriff's office is investigating whether a Manatee County official broke the law when she organized a Covid-19 vaccine drive limited to two of the county's most affluent ZIP codes.


Just following Desantis' orders.
 
2021-02-25 9:05:36 AM  

Farking Larry: Birds migrating north. The whippoorwill is back with his monotonous, annoying 6am mating song. It was quiet the whole winter and we just realized the absence of some wildlife, except for the owls and their fearsome screech. We have an interesting collection of birds out here. The vultures forebode demise while the mockingbirds herald a new Spring full of hope.

Good morning Maddites.


I noticed more birdsong in early morning dog walkies the last two days. It will really crank up here in late March and April. I need to double check, but I think this is the year our 17 year cicadas come out. I am looking forward to Ramsey's reaction to large protein packets buzzing about. He'll be so happy to catch stuff.
 
2021-02-25 9:24:53 AM  

ForlornHope: Farking Larry: Birds migrating north. The whippoorwill is back with his monotonous, annoying 6am mating song. It was quiet the whole winter and we just realized the absence of some wildlife, except for the owls and their fearsome screech. We have an interesting collection of birds out here. The vultures forebode demise while the mockingbirds herald a new Spring full of hope.

Good morning Maddites.

I noticed more birdsong in early morning dog walkies the last two days. It will really crank up here in late March and April. I need to double check, but I think this is the year our 17 year cicadas come out. I am looking forward to Ramsey's reaction to large protein packets buzzing about. He'll be so happy to catch stuff.


Same here
Barn swallows are back too built a nest in the garage
 
2021-02-25 9:31:55 AM  
 
2021-02-25 10:12:14 AM  

Farking Larry: ForlornHope: Farking Larry: Birds migrating north. The whippoorwill is back with his monotonous, annoying 6am mating song. It was quiet the whole winter and we just realized the absence of some wildlife, except for the owls and their fearsome screech. We have an interesting collection of birds out here. The vultures forebode demise while the mockingbirds herald a new Spring full of hope.

Good morning Maddites.

I noticed more birdsong in early morning dog walkies the last two days. It will really crank up here in late March and April. I need to double check, but I think this is the year our 17 year cicadas come out. I am looking forward to Ramsey's reaction to large protein packets buzzing about. He'll be so happy to catch stuff.

The call of nature, as it were, has always meant rejuvenation and lifting of spirits to us. But we don't get why they are called "17 year cicadas" when they come out every year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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This one camped on my leg just last August.


We have lots of species of regular cicadas. But there is also species of cicadas that only emerge every 17 years. There are groups of these in the mid- Atlantic area and parts of the mid west. They do so by the billions. The noise they make sounds like a deafening alien spaceship. As they emerge and pupate, the yard has so many shed skins, that the husks can be inches deep. It's pretty spectacular. They have no defenses, no camouflage, goal is to emerge all at once and predators eat so many that the rest can mate. Then they lay eggs, larvae then feed off tree roots for 17 years.
 
2021-02-25 10:16:35 AM  
And they're TRUE BUGS
entomology is wierd

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perio​d​ical_cicadas
 
2021-02-25 10:19:24 AM  

ForlornHope: Farking Larry: ForlornHope: Farking Larry: Birds migrating north. The whippoorwill is back with his monotonous, annoying 6am mating song. It was quiet the whole winter and we just realized the absence of some wildlife, except for the owls and their fearsome screech. We have an interesting collection of birds out here. The vultures forebode demise while the mockingbirds herald a new Spring full of hope.

Good morning Maddites.

I noticed more birdsong in early morning dog walkies the last two days. It will really crank up here in late March and April. I need to double check, but I think this is the year our 17 year cicadas come out. I am looking forward to Ramsey's reaction to large protein packets buzzing about. He'll be so happy to catch stuff.

The call of nature, as it were, has always meant rejuvenation and lifting of spirits to us. But we don't get why they are called "17 year cicadas" when they come out every year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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This one camped on my leg just last August.

We have lots of species of regular cicadas. But there is also species of cicadas that only emerge every 17 years. There are groups of these in the mid- Atlantic area and parts of the mid west. They do so by the billions. The noise they make sounds like a deafening alien spaceship. As they emerge and pupate, the yard has so many shed skins, that the husks can be inches deep. It's pretty spectacular. They have no defenses, no camouflage, goal is to emerge all at once and predators eat so many that the rest can mate. Then they lay eggs, larvae then feed off tree roots for 17 years.


Their are also different colonies on different cycles.
 
2021-02-25 10:19:47 AM  

GardenWeasel: ForlornHope: Farking Larry: ForlornHope: Farking Larry: Birds migrating north. The whippoorwill is back with his monotonous, annoying 6am mating song. It was quiet the whole winter and we just realized the absence of some wildlife, except for the owls and their fearsome screech. We have an interesting collection of birds out here. The vultures forebode demise while the mockingbirds herald a new Spring full of hope.

Good morning Maddites.

I noticed more birdsong in early morning dog walkies the last two days. It will really crank up here in late March and April. I need to double check, but I think this is the year our 17 year cicadas come out. I am looking forward to Ramsey's reaction to large protein packets buzzing about. He'll be so happy to catch stuff.

The call of nature, as it were, has always meant rejuvenation and lifting of spirits to us. But we don't get why they are called "17 year cicadas" when they come out every year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Fark user image 425x318]

This one camped on my leg just last August.

We have lots of species of regular cicadas. But there is also species of cicadas that only emerge every 17 years. There are groups of these in the mid- Atlantic area and parts of the mid west. They do so by the billions. The noise they make sounds like a deafening alien spaceship. As they emerge and pupate, the yard has so many shed skins, that the husks can be inches deep. It's pretty spectacular. They have no defenses, no camouflage, goal is to emerge all at once and predators eat so many that the rest can mate. Then they lay eggs, larvae then feed off tree roots for 17 years.

Their are also different colonies on different cycles.


*There. Stupid phone.
 
2021-02-25 10:31:34 AM  
Suggestion to dog walkers out there, don't walk Lady Gaga's dogs. You might get shot and the dogs stolen.
 
2021-02-25 10:34:41 AM  
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2021-02-25 10:35:28 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Suggestion to dog walkers out there, don't walk Lady Gaga's dogs. You might get shot and the dogs stolen.


Also they may assume your clothing is delicious
 
2021-02-25 10:37:29 AM  

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Is that gallows they brought still around?
 
2021-02-25 10:40:24 AM  
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2021-02-25 11:03:55 AM  
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2021-02-25 11:05:45 AM  
Pelosi sounds winded, hope she's ok.
 
2021-02-25 11:07:49 AM  

clodcomplex: Pelosi sounds winded, hope she's ok.


I noticed that yesterday evening and thought the same.  Hmm.
 
2021-02-25 11:24:03 AM  

Farking Larry: We have bugs out here
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always shake your shoes before putting them on.
 
2021-02-25 11:33:57 AM  
That Marjorie Taylor Greene person and her ilk--it's not enough for them to implement terrible policies that come from a place of deep unkindness.  It's not even enough for them to know that the victims of their policies suffer from the results of the policies.  It's somehow critical for them to know that the victims of their policies understand that they are undeserving of kindness.

It's not enough to work to ensure that trans people are denied human rights; it's important to sneer at supporters and families as well as at trans people themselves because otherwise they might think if they work to change hearts and minds they will one day get to sit at the cool kids' lunch table, and that's just not going to happen, Gretchen.  It's important to remind people EVERY DAY that they are undeserving of kindness.

It's the cruelty that matters.  As if kindness were a commodity that should be hoarded and doled out to the highest bidder.
 
2021-02-25 11:34:43 AM  
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2021-02-25 12:32:00 PM  
Scorpus, Scorpus, Scorpus

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths​talker#:~:text=The%20deathstalker%20is​%20one%20of,kill%20a%20healthy%20adult​%20human.
 
2021-02-25 12:51:20 PM  
This is a bad sign
Doggoes do not want

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2021-02-25 12:51:34 PM  

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That is some serious long-term recon
 
2021-02-25 12:54:11 PM  
I was going to bed last night, and sleepily reached for my bite guard- yes I am so neurotic that I grind my teeth while I sleep.  I soon found that a stinkbug was hanging out on the bite guard, and subsequently deposited an amount of stinkbug bug stink on my lower lip.  Thinking quickly I grabbed a jar of moonshine I inherited from my downstairs neighbor, and scrubbed the spot with some moonshine on a paper towel.  Then I washed out my mouth with moonshine.  Then I had a good swallow of moonshine, just in case.
It was then I realized that there is one thing that tastes worse than moonshine: stinkbug bug stink juice.  The mouthguard is still soaking in clorox.
 
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2021-02-25 1:14:39 PM  
Senate confirms frormer Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm as Secretary of Energy 64-35
 
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2021-02-25 1:32:35 PM  
Capital Police warn extremists want to commit terrorist acts on the Capital while Joe Biden is speaking in that building, according to NBC News.
 
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