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(Reuters) Weeners Kraft Heinz, maker of the famed Oscar Mayer weiner, to sever nuts, balls business for a cool $3.35 billion. Ow   ( divider line
    More: Weeners, Kraft Heinz Co, nut business, trail mix, Planters brand, Cheez Balls, Reuters, Nut-rition products, products  
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2021-02-24 3:21:37 PM  
Cheese balls?
I wish I had an extra finger...
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2021-02-24 3:24:52 PM  
I'm going to share this with my octogenarian dad if he hits something like a non-octogenarian moment today.
2021-02-24 3:26:27 PM  
Nut-rition products

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2021-02-24 4:32:11 PM  
That's called divestectomy.
2021-02-24 4:49:27 PM  
What a weiner rider with no balls may look like:

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2021-02-24 6:26:05 PM  
So, Big Pork is going to be Big Peanut as well?
2021-02-24 9:51:00 PM  
Corn-nuts - at least I don't have to worry about Hormel ruining the product line.  Kraft did that already.
2021-02-25 1:50:25 PM  
Could they agree to sell off one of their mayonnaise brands? At least Unilever splits theirs regionally.
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